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#19954

OMG: Your new bike makes me want to take a ride...
On your face.

7 comments

  1. This literally doesn't make sense.

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    1. The implication is that OP would like to "ride" the person in question (a euphemism for sexual intercourse). This is appropriate in context, due to the declaration by OP that bikes (in this case, likely a motorcycle) makes the person in question more sexually attractive, thus warranting the post.

      Frankly, I think it makes perfect sense.

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    2. OP wants a mustache ride

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  2. OP loves them supercycles

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    1. Nah, they are probably too cheap for that, I am betting used walmart BSO or broken down 10-speed that they don't know how to maintain.

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  3. I can't tell if this is sexual or about motorists who hate bicyclists.

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  4. What colour is the bike?

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