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OMG: Ever gone on a night out, and have this girl all up against you and making out with you and trying to gobble your face up, and when you ask her to leave with you for home she gets offended and walks away. I have never had such a confused boner in my life.

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  1. Your mistake was asking. You should've just whipped your cock out and started jerking it on the dance floor.

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  2. Getting offended seems a little extreme. She could've just said "no."

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  3. incoming tumblr feminist sjw army hide while you can

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    1. Or pull the pins on your grenades and ready your cocks for a long... erm... battle....

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  4. Just because she wants to dance with you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you its that simple.

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    1. But he can still ask...

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    2. She WAS making out with him though

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    3. Maybe she actually liked him and didn't want to seem too easy

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  5. Who knows.. Girl coulda been horny as fuck but on her period. She knew what was gunna come out of the going home thing so she had to say no.. Doesn't mean she can't make out but she isn't comfortable enough explaining this... 1/4 shot considering one week a month it happens to us lmfao

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    1. Why does a woman have to be on her period to not want to have sex with a stranger? Perhaps she just doesn't want to have sex with a stranger.

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    2. 5a if that's the case, then she should be ashamed to call herself a woman in the modern world.

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    3. oh so sex will stain you, not dancing like a drag queen and eating guy-face. I don't see where you are going with this. atleast sex is private, that sort of stuff is like a public show and should not happen

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    4. @5b Vomit. Vomit all over you. With bits of undigested food. In every nook and cranny.

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  6. Maybe its the way you asked

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    1. Truuuue, OP hasn't given us much detail.

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  7. What really happened was OP grinded all up on this person and slobbered their mouth allover them and is making it sound like the other way around. Nice try OP.

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    1. I wonder if he got his puke on her too

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  8. alright look, just like every guy i went to the club wanting to get something out of it, so i find a girl who is more than okay with grinding up against me like its acaconda photoshoot and we makeout for a long time. like she is groping my unmentionables. when you witness someone in heat like that how can you not think this will lead to something bigger later that night.

    its happened to many times for me to ignore this phenomenon

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    1. and i asked like "hey you wanna get out of here, i live like 15 minutes away"

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    2. @8a: That's pretty smooth (and not creepy at all), but 15 minutes is kinda far...

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    3. Maybe she didn't want to get out of there.

      btw is that 15 mins by cab

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  9. Did you demonstrate your status by spreading your plumage op?

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    1. Wrong species. He was supposed to reach down and "spread HER plumage," if ya know what I mean.

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  10. OP, if you want to get laid come to Morty's tonight at 10:30. I'll be the one wearing the pink hat. Send me a text beforehand: 226-750-2175

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    1. 10b it's a song that's popular among mathies, about a local celebrity. You should ask one of them to sing it for you.

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    2. Everyone send dick pics!!

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  11. I once asked a girl for her name after a few minutes of fun flirting at a party. She said, "None of your business!" and stormed off. :|

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  12. oh man I think this might be about me. this is awkward. was this at Phil's?

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  13. LOL I've done this far too many times at Phils. But hey the make out sesh was great ;)

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  14. I suppose we'll never understand her exact reasoning, but, if it were me. I'm thinking there's another possibility as to why she said no:
    If you're in a club, you're public, she can easily leave if she feels uncomfortable
    If you're in your house in an area she possibly doesn't know, who knows? You could rape her, murder her, does anyone know? I'm not saying you would do that, but in her mind, it's safer to be in a pubic area than a private area.
    (If you're going to be offended, I dare you to read comments on ANYONE who gets raped after going home with someone and see why she may be afraid)

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    1. Why would you go home with someone if you didn't want to fuck them?

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    2. 14a, you don't. That's why if a girl comes home with me, I know that's all the consent I need.

      Sure, she might decide to tease me later, or convince herself that she's having second thoughts, but the reality is that she just wants to fuck. So as long as I ignore what she's saying and go with what my gut is telling me, then after I've fucked her raw she'll be so grateful that she'll forget she ever had any hesitations in the first place.

      Sometimes that means I need to gag her though.

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