OMG: Ever gone on a night out, and have this girl all up against you and making out with you and trying to gobble your face up, and when you ask her to leave with you for home she gets offended and walks away. I have never had such a confused boner in my life.
Your mistake was asking. You should've just whipped your cock out and started jerking it on the dance floor.
ReplyDeleteGetting offended seems a little extreme. She could've just said "no."
ReplyDeleteincoming tumblr feminist sjw army hide while you can
ReplyDeleteOr pull the pins on your grenades and ready your cocks for a long... erm... battle....
DeleteJust because she wants to dance with you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you its that simple.
ReplyDeleteBut he can still ask...
DeleteShe WAS making out with him though
DeleteMaybe she actually liked him and didn't want to seem too easy
DeleteWho knows.. Girl coulda been horny as fuck but on her period. She knew what was gunna come out of the going home thing so she had to say no.. Doesn't mean she can't make out but she isn't comfortable enough explaining this... 1/4 shot considering one week a month it happens to us lmfao
ReplyDeleteWhy does a woman have to be on her period to not want to have sex with a stranger? Perhaps she just doesn't want to have sex with a stranger.
Delete5a if that's the case, then she should be ashamed to call herself a woman in the modern world.
Deleteoh so sex will stain you, not dancing like a drag queen and eating guy-face. I don't see where you are going with this. atleast sex is private, that sort of stuff is like a public show and should not happen
Delete@5b Vomit. Vomit all over you. With bits of undigested food. In every nook and cranny.
DeleteMaybe its the way you asked
ReplyDeleteTruuuue, OP hasn't given us much detail.
DeleteWhat really happened was OP grinded all up on this person and slobbered their mouth allover them and is making it sound like the other way around. Nice try OP.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he got his puke on her too
Deletealright look, just like every guy i went to the club wanting to get something out of it, so i find a girl who is more than okay with grinding up against me like its acaconda photoshoot and we makeout for a long time. like she is groping my unmentionables. when you witness someone in heat like that how can you not think this will lead to something bigger later that night.
ReplyDeleteits happened to many times for me to ignore this phenomenon
and i asked like "hey you wanna get out of here, i live like 15 minutes away"
Delete@8a: That's pretty smooth (and not creepy at all), but 15 minutes is kinda far...
DeleteMaybe she didn't want to get out of there.
Deletebtw is that 15 mins by cab
Did you demonstrate your status by spreading your plumage op?
ReplyDeleteWrong species. He was supposed to reach down and "spread HER plumage," if ya know what I mean.
DeleteOP, if you want to get laid come to Morty's tonight at 10:30. I'll be the one wearing the pink hat. Send me a text beforehand: 226-750-2175
ReplyDeletenice try Ravi
DeleteWho's ravi
Delete10b it's a song that's popular among mathies, about a local celebrity. You should ask one of them to sing it for you.
DeleteEveryone send dick pics!!
DeleteI once asked a girl for her name after a few minutes of fun flirting at a party. She said, "None of your business!" and stormed off. :|
ReplyDeleteoh man I think this might be about me. this is awkward. was this at Phil's?
ReplyDeleteLOL I've done this far too many times at Phils. But hey the make out sesh was great ;)
ReplyDeleteI suppose we'll never understand her exact reasoning, but, if it were me. I'm thinking there's another possibility as to why she said no:
ReplyDeleteIf you're in a club, you're public, she can easily leave if she feels uncomfortable
If you're in your house in an area she possibly doesn't know, who knows? You could rape her, murder her, does anyone know? I'm not saying you would do that, but in her mind, it's safer to be in a pubic area than a private area.
(If you're going to be offended, I dare you to read comments on ANYONE who gets raped after going home with someone and see why she may be afraid)
Why would you go home with someone if you didn't want to fuck them?
Delete14a, you don't. That's why if a girl comes home with me, I know that's all the consent I need.
DeleteSure, she might decide to tease me later, or convince herself that she's having second thoughts, but the reality is that she just wants to fuck. So as long as I ignore what she's saying and go with what my gut is telling me, then after I've fucked her raw she'll be so grateful that she'll forget she ever had any hesitations in the first place.
Sometimes that means I need to gag her though.