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#19775

OMG: Didn't realize that being a residence life don cut your chances of getting laid by 90% -.-

6 comments

  1. Are you trying to get with first years?

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  2. You're not doing it right LOL

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  3. Real dons sleep with their first-years and call it "therapy."

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  4. I just take a cute body pillow and cut out a hole for a fleshlight. Pure bliss.

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