I don't always surf the Web, but when I do, I always have tissues and hand sanitizer ready!
Wait.... you masturbate with hand sanitizer?
I'm sorry, but if someone jerks off and then just uses hand sanitizer, I don't want to shake their hand.
Dear 1b: I find it makes for a very happy greeting
I have not been sick in 2 years, I also have not been on a fall term in two years. Coincidence? Damn first years and their diseases.....
Cold weather and not everyone has their winter stuff yet! It's an early start to cold and flu season.
I don't always surf the Web, but when I do, I always have tissues and hand sanitizer ready!
ReplyDeleteWait.... you masturbate with hand sanitizer?
DeleteI'm sorry, but if someone jerks off and then just uses hand sanitizer, I don't want to shake their hand.
DeleteDear 1b: I find it makes for a very happy greeting
DeleteI have not been sick in 2 years, I also have not been on a fall term in two years. Coincidence?
ReplyDeleteDamn first years and their diseases.....
Cold weather and not everyone has their winter stuff yet! It's an early start to cold and flu season.
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