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OMG: Is it so damn hard to find a girl that is pure? I.E. No tattoos, no belly button/nose piercings, still a virgin, old fashioned (handwritten letters) ... Damn. What a shame.

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  1. What a shame that your mindset seems to be stuck in the 50s.

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    1. i no rite! good thing gurls r such slutz nowz. lolz

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  2. you're pure. pure fucking asshat

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    1. Oh man, I love the feminist rage on this thread. Sluts scrambling to defend themselves.

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  3. And that three of these things are not yours to dictate.

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  4. If that's your type, that's fine, but I hope you're just as "pure" as you expect girls to be.

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  5. Ugh I know, right?!?! It's so hard to find a guy along the same lines, i.e. still a virgin, doesn't put down women, respects us as equals, old-fashioned (hand-written letters signed with a kiss), doesn't watch porn, no tattoos, not ignorant, etc.

    Damn, what a shame. A shame that a boy as ignorant you are blind to the fact that none of those things should dictate what is considered 'pure'. Even Mother Mary wouldn't want to date a dickhead like you.

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    1. don't feed the (pretty obvious) troll

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    2. How can you tell? I've met guys who said they would only marry virgins (when they weren't virgins themselves) on campus before. Each to their own, but I can't say I would be cool with that.

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  6. This troll post made me lolwut for a solid five minutes.

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  7. This post seems like it's nothing more than low-quality bait.

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  8. I completely agree, how else are you supposed to find a nice girl to take to a romantic dinner and then sacrifice to Cthulu as a virgin offering that will appease his humble tastes.

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    1. It's a shame that Cthulu doesn't accept sloppy seconds.

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  9. me me me me!! I'm all of that!!

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    1. Everyone is clamouring for your awkward dates and eventual terrible sex. Believe me.

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    2. yes 9.a because all men really want an easy slut instead

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    3. 9 I'm glad you're all that and happy/proud of it. I'm also glad you're not trying to contact the OP.

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    4. If I wasn't in a relationship, I'd ask for your number. Serious. Keep your head up high. Someone who treasures these values will find you one day. Guaranteed :)

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  10. Dude, what are you saying? There's plenty of mennonite girls in the Waterloo region!

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  11. I must agree - its very hard to find someone like that. I'm just like you. And I don't think any of those "must haves" for a woman are extreme and out of this world.

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    1. Hey, maybe you and the OP should get together! Grab a couple drinks, see what happens...

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  12. The only way you're not a total asshat, OP, is if you are also all of those things.

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  13. So... you mean like a sex doll.

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  14. COMPLETELY fucking agree with OP. So much white trash

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  15. Yup op is correct

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  16. Finding a girl who doesn't look like a dockside Vietnamese hooker is quite hard today.

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  17. Seriously, OP is completely reasonable in demanding these qualities in a girl. In fact, I too want the mother of my future child to be faithful and a good mother.

    Slutting around, tattoos and piercing, and the general reaction from the girls who replied to this post are good indicators of the opposite.

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    1. To add to that:

      I have no qualms about sluts. In fact, I love all girls for what they are. The problem is if you slut around yet demand to be treated and respected by men as if you were a virgin, then we've got a problem.

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    2. I wouldn't say that having had sex with a boyfriend on 2 years and eventually breaking up is "slutting around". Keep in mind that a girl who truly thought she was going to marry an ex is now considered impure and unworthy of marriage by people like you. Being a virgin is not the be all and end all. I'd rather a woman who had sex in past relationships than a woman who got drunk and kissed every guy on the block but never put out because she wanted to be "pure".

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  18. @18a: A woman who's had sex with men deserves less respect than one who hasn't? Why, yes, that makes total sense! Thanks for reminding me, because for a second there I was under the impression that women were more than just vaginas. Silly me.

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    1. Actions speak louder than words. You want to slut it up then you take the label of being one.

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  19. I have always wondering how people could be this way. How could someone having a sexual past actually put you off of MARRIAGE. Are you that insecure? Do you think that girls who only sleep with one guy don't know there are other dicks in the world? Or do you just want to make sure that she doesn't know what she's missing?

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  20. Hey believe whatever you want.

    But I'm sure I'm not the only guy who would take the virgin over the non virgin given two identical girls.

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  21. Men need to stop thinking that sticking their dick in a women fundamentally changes her.

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    1. Women need to stop trying to fuck anything that moves and claiming it's only natural

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    2. Yeah but having 30 dicks changes her

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  22. How the hell do piercings make a girl impure? I'm sorry but it is her decision, if she feels good about herself and gets her belly pierced for example or another piercing because she feels the need to and it makes her feel better that is in no way your business. What it comes down to is that you find piercings and tattoos a turn off. They are not an indication of purity.

    ** I apologize for the run on sentence.

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    1. nobody is saying she can't do it

      it's just that OP feels that a girl with piercings is not his/her cup of tea

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    2. I think OP is an ass but imo piercings and tats do make someone less presentable (to parents, employers, etc.).

      They are indicative of certain things in the persons personality and perhaps even their values.

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  23. How the hell do piercings make a girl impure? I'm sorry but it is her decision, if she feels good about herself and gets her belly pierced for example or another piercing because she feels the need to and it makes her feel better that is in no way your business. What it comes down to is that you find piercings and tattoos a turn off. They are not an indication of purity.

    ** I apologize for the run on sentence.

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  24. Sluts be unhappy sluts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/21/more-sexual-partners-unhappy-marriage_n_5698440.html?ir=Divorce

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  25. Also, to all the selectively naive girls who think piercings as referred by OP meant ear piercings: wake up, us guys are fine with those.

    Its the nipple, clit and other freaky shit that's indicative of a troublesome personality and promiscuous behaviour.

    Also, key and door analogy. So no, guys shouldn't hold themselves to OP's standards because that's not what girls prefer in a guy (ie. virgin and pure). And no, this is not a double standard b/c girls don't value virginity in a guy the same way guys value virginity in a girl.

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  26. Welcome to Canada OP. Women have agency here, they're allowed to be individuals just as much as men are, and if you have a problem with women having tattoos and piercings, you're welcome to go to the backwoods and find a nice Christian lady who thinks just as backwards as you do to do your bidding happily ever after.

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