OMG UW: #19632

Updated on Friday, August 15

#19632

OMG: My laptop has a fingerprint scanner. One rather boring day, I decided to registered my penis instead of a finger. Now my penis literally is the key to my laptop.

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AnonymousAugust 15, 2014 at 7:09 PM
this is amazing
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AnonymousAugust 16, 2014 at 2:53 PM
...You are literally fucking your laptop. My god.
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AnonymousAugust 17, 2014 at 10:37 PM
Faptop.
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AnonymousAugust 19, 2014 at 11:36 PM
I feel really bad for others that might use your laptop...
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