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Updated on Friday, August 15

#19632

OMG: My laptop has a fingerprint scanner. One rather boring day, I decided to registered my penis instead of a finger. Now my penis literally is the key to my laptop.

5 comments

  1. ...You are literally fucking your laptop. My god.

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    1. Its more of a swiping motion than a fucking.

      Either way, just the tip.

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  2. I feel really bad for others that might use your laptop...

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