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OMG: The two guys who got kicked out of actsc 371 for talking during the exam: GET REKT

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  1. I am so sorry to hear this. Any more detail? What happened? We all cheated at some point in time, right?

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    1. not really, no

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    2. Nope, cheating is not normal unless you are from Asia.

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    3. why u mad doe?

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    4. why u mad doe?

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    5. but really...why u mad?

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    6. It reduces the value of a degree when people cheat and pass, when really they don't belong in a university.

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    7. I would never dare to cheat in university. The consequences are much worse than in high school.

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    8. Math students are mostly guilty of occasionally looking for solutions to pathological problems online when time rushed, but otherwise I don't believe anybody in pure math actually cheats.

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    9. We usually copy each other's assignment. Occasionally I see people cheat during midterms, but none really dare to cheat during the final. That's how to do well in the fucking actsc program. For actsc, everybody has a sense of survival and would do whatever to avoid getting killed. The people with authority from the department is trying hard to limit the population.

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    10. Or you can just fucking man (woman) up and learn some autonomy

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  2. LOL talking in mandarin doesn't hide what you're saying from the TAs in an upper year math course

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  3. How do you make it to third year being that retarded?

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    1. Hahahaha. Joke is on you. You will likely graduate from the same institution as these retards. How does that make you feel?

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    2. Yeah unless they just expel them. Also class average going into the exam was like 68 and the exam is 50% so chances are they won't be graduating with any honours

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    3. Plus failing 1 course by that amount is pretty much a guaranteed way to be kicked from the major

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  4. No one cares about honours unless they know it actually exists...Also, take it from someone who has been nailed for cheating, you don't get expelled the first time. The worst thing that could happen is a suspension. One course doesn't make a huge difference to your average by late third year which I am guessing these people were particularly if their marks were ok up to this point (which I imagine they were given the fact that they made it this far).

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    1. Clearly not in actsc lol. You need to keep an average of 70 across just a few courses, all of which consistently have averages below 70.

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    2. It's too bad they don't just expel you immediately fuck people like you

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    3. Then they would get fucked either way. I still fail to see no payoff for cheating. I fail with certainty if I don't cheat. Cheat and delay your degree by a couple of terms with a chance of passing. I can work in the time off and save some money and transfer to a different faculty under both scenarios. Logic dictates cheating is the superior strategy since as far as I know you don't get expelled for first-time offences. I have the option to transfer to a different faculty in both scenarios. If anything, I feel like they were smart for cheating if things were so dire for them...

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    4. @4b: why u mad doe?

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    5. 4c is the reason why UW is a joke for anything business related.

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  5. Actuarial Science sucks anyways. We came to study at this university and we experience this kind of shitty behaviors and shitty instructors who are too incapable to teach. We cannot learn anything from here. Maybe it's better just to get kicked out instead of surviving in this shitty program and ending up jobless. Yes, I am mad. Don't ask me why.

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    1. Because you didnt get a good coop, and you are in final year?

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  6. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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    1. What. The. F*ck.

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    2. Well someone lost their mind after getting kicked out of university...

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    3. stop triggering me

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    4. Come for our General meeting at SLC tonight at midnight, we have pastries... helicopter shaped pastries..

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  7. This is awesome. haha

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  8. Hopefully they start to crack down on cheating. I remember it to be quite prevalent a few years back.

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