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Updated on Thursday, July 31

#19554

OMG: It's pretty much over for me and I've started accepting my loneliness. I can't even find someone to come to a wedding with me. Come to a wedding with me and you get an awesome meal and an open bar, the only thing you have to do is sit beside me for a few hours, but even that is too much to ask. And it's not like I know every single one of the other guests, so they wouldn't exactly be wondering who you were the whole time

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  1. When, where, your gender, gender you require?

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  2. We can ALL be OP's +1!

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  3. Need a female? I would go with you OP :)

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  4. Are you looking for a girl or guy? When and where is the wedding? I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO ONE!

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  5. Weddings are the best! If you need another girl, I'm so there!

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  6. You had me at open bar

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  7. be honest OP, was this your own wedding?

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  8. Good god I love open bars. Get shitfaced and it's free!

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  9. Hey OP, it sucks that you don't have a date to the wedding, I can't help you there, but it seems that there may be some underlying problem here.
    Don't lose hope. Strive to find your own confidence, and keep putting yourself out there, because it will be soooo worth it one day.
    All the best!
    - a fellow student at UW

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  10. Just a side question, is it mandatory to bring someone to weddings in Canadian culture? (Assume you are not the one getting married of course)

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  11. Man fuck other people. What I've learned is that people will be your friend for as long as they need you. Once you've outlived your usefulness they're nowhere to be found. Lesson? Learn to love loneliness because in the end were all alone. And as for women? There are other things in life other than finding this bullshit concept of "love" (ain't no such thing). Learn to love to be alone and life will be good.

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    1. You are wrong and you know it. I guess enjoy loneliness
      -someone who got their shit together

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  12. I would like to go to a wedding

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