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#19529

OMG: Saw a post a while back about sexual frustration at UW. If UofT had a university sponsored orgy (look it up!), why can't we?

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  1. They didn't have an orgy, they had an event at a "sex club". Basically, a bunch of hipsters stood around and talked awkwardly. No sex was had, much less group sex.

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  2. If anything this will cause more sexual frustration because it will get horny boys' hopes up

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  3. You realize if you tried to have an orgy at UW it would just be a bunch of greasy autists right?

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  4. Because we are hopefully above that kind of disgusting decadent nonsense. "Progressive" indeed...

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    1. Sounds like the rumours about sexual frustration are true...

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  5. Uhm, that was a kink party, not an orgy for all the awkward virgins to get laid. I think the fact you don't know the difference puts you squarely in the second category...

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  6. I wouldn't have sex with anyone here. Too many ugly ethnic people.

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    1. Well excuse me, we don't want to sleep with you either.

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    2. the only sexual activity that i would engage with you is cockslapping your face with my 9 inch Nigerian cock

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    3. Yea And I will dickslap 6 with my modest 6 inch brown cock

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    4. Hahahahah white power

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    5. Why don't you two go cock slap each other since you're so adamant on cock slapping?

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  7. Because the number of men interested would be way more than the number of interested women. It would turn into a huge sausage fest.

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