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OMG: Ugh, I officially don't understand relationships. I don't even know what to query here; I and a group of my first year friends ended up in almost homogeneously unconsummated 'relationships' in first year and now don't know what to feel (the exception to this was the exception to the consummation and he just wants to get laid to 'not let his ex win'). Why do people dwell on these things and expend so much energy?
Also strangely, after an absolutely uneventful relationship that I terminated, I discovered on a past occasion that I am legitimately frightened of any non-academic discourse with females as some odd consequence. Does anybody feel remotely the same?

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  1. lol another neckbeard

    fuckoff back to reddit

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    1. LOL LE REDDIT ARMY IS HERE

      NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGETTI

      P.S. Way to characterize a large, heterogeneous group of people by a single derogatory epithet.

      Check your privilege

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    2. ^double-check what privilege means

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  2. Your writing style is definitely unique...

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  3. Relationships aren't only about sex. A bit presumptuous to put 'relationship' in quotes just because she wouldn't fuck you, don't you think?

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    1. It's kind of an important part. Speaking from the experience of being in a non-physical LTR, it starts to feel like she's your buddy not your girlfriend.

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  4. The style of your writing seems inappropriate for this kind of forum. Could you try to be more conversational? I assume you also talk like that? I honestly feel that your chances of getting laid would be a lot higher if you didn't talk/write like that.

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  5. Put your fucking thesaurus away

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  6. You repeated "consummation". Use "copulation" in the future. Otherwise, it looks good :).

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  7. Frankly, I avoid talking to, let alone sleeping with, people that refer to me as a "female" with whom they seek "consummation of a relationship". Sex is not something women give you, it's something you do together, and I doubt women will want to sleep with you until you stop seeing things that way.

    Maybe you should stop watching porn for your education. It's not an accurate reflection of the sex life of anyone except porn stars.

    Oh, you could also stop with that hyper-white, overly pedantic writing style too... it doesn't make you sound educated, only clueless.

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    1. They could just be an international student using a bizarre translation tool, but yeah, agree on all counts.

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    2. No, there would probably be weird mistakes if it was a translation tool. Definitely sounds like one of those white (or white-washed) math or engineering guys who only hangs out with other white (or white-washed) math or engineering guys.

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