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#19518

OMG: Today I discovered the Laurier gym. Holy batman people are attractive.

What's harder? Finding an attractive person that's likely smart at UW? Or Finding a smart person that's likely attractive at Laurier?

12 comments

  1. Personally I'm always harder at Laurier.

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  2. look in the mirror

    the fundamental theorem of attraction says the difficulty is directly proportional to how attractive you are

    corollary: be attractive, don't be unattractive

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  3. Rather smart and attractive at UW. Not sure what you're on about.

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  4. It's easier to tell if someone's attractive from a distance. So go for Waterloo since you can pick out the attractive ones and have a reasonable chance they're smart too.

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  5. Well there's no smart people at Laurier, so....

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  6. Easier to find a smart attractive person at UW would be easier. We have some very attractive individuals. And what 5 said.

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  7. Well I did the latter, so...

    To be fair, I knew her from before university and that she was very intelligent.

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  8. better question: are there any attractive females whos egos have not been inflated from the lack of other attractive females and the demand for females in general?

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    1. Yes. A fat Russian man told me that I'm attractive but not super attractive- just attractive for the area that I'm in and any man here would want to sleep with me but many Russian girls are more attractive than me. So that's at least one girl who's aware and I assume others know as well since we keep hearing bitter men repeat it over and over, thanks.

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    2. 8a: as a Russian guy who would never date Russian people like the ones mentioned, please don't beat yourself up. First off, I'm sure you're very pretty. Secondly, you not spending an enormous amount of time on your appearance and only really caring about material things just makes you more attractive.

      Btw, I know not all Russian girls are the same, but I'm referring to the ones the fat guy in the story was obviously thinking about.

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  9. OP be all like

    HAY PPL ARNT PPL DAT GO 2 WATERLOO & PPL THAT GO 2 LARUIER LYK SO DIFFRENT?! LOL LAURIER IS DUM

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  10. The ugliest person I know from high school goes to Laurier so I always think of her when people say this and get confused.

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