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Updated on Wednesday, July 23


OMG: So my boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time. When I woke up in the morning there was a... turd just lying there on the bed. I freaked out and I swatted it away so now it's in between the bed and the wall. My room is starting to stink and I'm not strong enough to move the bed myself. My BF is on co-op right now and he won't be back for a while... what do I do?


  1. Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  2. This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a post here. But seriously, use leverage. Get a broom or some long piece of wood (see what I did there) and use it as a lever to move the bed.

    "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." - Archimedes

  3. Wow OP you know you're supposed to make sure you take a shit a few hours before doing anal right?

    About your problem: what is your bed frame made from? Granite? Pull harder and inch it away or get someone to help you ffs..

  4. Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

  5. whoooooooo does this

  6. You can't move your bed on your own?? What kind of bed do you have?!

  7. I too go on reddit.

    1. Bad form OP, bad form

  8. This reminds me of a story my friend told me:

    "It's a friend of a friend-- he and his girlfriend decide to try anal beads for the first time. They're both super inexperienced, have no idea what to do, so he rips them out of her butt like a Beyblade. Blood, shit and tears EVERYWHERE."