OMG UW: #19496

Updated on Sunday, July 20

#19496

OMG: I have an essay due in 62 minutes and I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 5:10 PM
Some people like orgasm while strangulating, you like jerking off while procrastinating... NBD
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AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 6:13 PM
Wait... are you masturbating to the posts on this site?
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AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 11:09 PM
So OP which did you manage to finish?
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AnonymousJuly 20, 2014 at 11:10 PM
You have sex addiction and you need to get help like Tiger Woods
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AnonymousJuly 21, 2014 at 3:24 PM
arent we all...
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AnonymousJuly 21, 2014 at 10:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/etjgJ2D.jpg
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