OMG: just saw a turban guy ask out the prettiest girl for coffee in the smoothest way possible. Things like this make me question whether my prince exists or not........
Is your dad a terrorist cuz you're da BOMB. Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you. Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart
permission to cockslap you?
ReplyDeletewhy...
ReplyDeleteI don't get it... is this supposed to be racist or something? Because, if so, I'll certainly laugh but I'm just unsure
ReplyDeleteIs your dad a terrorist cuz you're da BOMB.
ReplyDeleteOur parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.
Baby, someone needs to chop off your right hand because you stole my heart
+1k cookies for dat pickup line
DeleteAre you my appendix? Because you give me a funny feeling in my stomach and I really want to take you out.
Deletewhy dont you ask instead of waiting?
ReplyDeletedo you know how some animals die of starvation? because they've been fed their entire lives so they have no idea how to get their own food
Those turbanators are smooth muthafuckas
ReplyDeleteStop looking for princes. There's only ordinary people living ordinary lives.
ReplyDeleteUnless you're Kate Middleton....
Deleteomg i saw it too he literally sprinted after her!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm interested in how he asked her in "the smoothest way possible".
ReplyDelete"Do you want to go get coffee?"
He will mess it up, guaranteed!
ReplyDelete"turban guy"
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"things like this"
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