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OMG: Next week I'm gonna become a 21 year old virgin #foreveralone

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  1. As someone around your age who recently had sex for the first time, let me tell you this sex is not a big deal! I doesn't make you a different person whether you sex or not

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    1. "whether you sex or not" haha - love it.

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  2. If you're a dude I'm willing to help you change this.

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    1. I'm a dude, r u a dude too?

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    2. @3a
      lol what a fag

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  3. I was a 21yo virgin. I was smart, decent looking and not really awkward, but I just didn't know how to ask anyone out. What ended up working for me was just befriending some girls while focusing on presenting myself well, then one of them asked me out. Then I had confidence and was able to ask girls out after that.

    my advice: befriend women, go to the gym a bit, let people know how awesome you are subtly, you don't want to come off as cocky, just act like you like yourself. Say peoples names, they like that. If you often act excited when you see someone, sometimes they'll start getting excited to see you.

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  4. 22 year old virgin here. I feel you bro.

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  5. Don't worry man. My dad was a 22 year old virgin, but after his first gf he became a Casa Nova till the day he met my mom (lol). The only thing constant in life is change.

    Good luck, stay strong and 'try hard'. :)

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    1. Why would your dad tell you about his sex life? That's kinda fucked up

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    2. ^eh doesn't seem that detailed. He could have gotten that from one conversation from his parents.

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  6. My advice to you is practice fucking some hookers. First time you do it for real, you either cum in 2 secs or cant get it hard and never cum.

    Also, itll make you learn to fuck like a champ. You learn to use women like whores: pull their hair, slap their ass, make them choke on your cock. They love that shit, being used for your pleasure.

    Obviously, much hate will follow this, but honestly girls? You wish your bfs could fuck you like i could: so hard that ull keep queefing for hours afterwards, so rough that ull wake up with bruises, and so good you cant help but come back for more.

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    1. thanks Chris Brown

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    2. So...don't do any of what this guy says. First off, your first time isn't necessarily going to be the way it is in the movies. SHOCKER! Secondly, whether a girl likes it rough or not is up to you to find out from her, not from an obvious weirdo on the internet.

      Lastly, never pay for sex. A woman that likes you won't care too much about being your first. Having an STD from a prostitute not so much.

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    3. Coming from a woman: you are FUCKED!

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  7. I was still a virgin at 21, did not think I should feel bad about it at all. I'd rather be a virgin than sleep with some random douchebag.

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  8. 21 is still a long way from a wizard.

    As long as you are not fat and / or unattractive you should be okay.

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  9. I was 20 when I punched my v-card...and it was only in the last year that I did it. I also had a close chance at 19 but nothing ever materialized.

    You'll get yours punched soon, OP. Just have to get out there!

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  10. I lost my virginity at 21 to someone I met on tinder. It was meh.

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    1. Yeah I did something similar at 22. It was also meh.

      I think it's worth it to wait until you're in a caring relationship.

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    2. Oh my god. I'm 23 and I'm about to do that tonight... hope it's not meh though...

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    3. 13b reporting back. It was fucking awful

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  11. And in 10 years you'll be a 13 year old virgin. Who cares?

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  12. You're almost a wizard! Keep going, you're so close :)

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  13. there are bigger problems in life other than fucking someone

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  14. If you have high sex drive, just buy some lotion and watch some porn

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  15. I'm 21 and have only ever been on 2 dates and never kissed a girl. Get on my level bro

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    1. Same deal but have only been on one.

      Everyone has their own pace. I was not ready for the dating / relationship world until fairly recently.

      Hopefully number 2 will be tomorrow night assuming she responds to the text I just sent.....

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    2. Goodluck bro!

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    3. "get on my level bro" +1

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  16. Virgins are so much more common on campus than you'd think actually. No one wants to talk about it though. Don't sweat it, take your time. It'll be worth it.

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  17. Rule 1: Be attractive
    Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

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