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Updated on Monday, July 14

#19450

OMG: At the risk of sounding like a "nice guy" (*tips fedora*), I have been led on by so many girls at this University who, after playfully flirting and sexting usually, will then just stop all of a sudden, as if they are not even remotely interested in going further and act all offended. And yet I come here and see posts saying "I SO HORNY, PUT UR PENIS IN MY COCKPOCKET PLZ" So I have reached the conclusion that yes, it must definitely be me.

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  1. Oh, don't worry; you definitely don't sound like a nice guy.

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    1. That's what the quotation marks are for.

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  2. are you sure they aren't turned off by your giant pussy?

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  3. Exactly what 2 said. You're a big pussy for not making a move on them in person. The problem is clearly you.

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  4. What the hell makes you think those posts were written by real women?!

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    1. the fact that women are humans who like sex and that the majority of people on this site are women...

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    2. 4a, what evidence is there to support the notion that the majority of people on this site are women?

      I mean, obviously there are SOME, but if the stats are anywhere near similar to, say, Reddit, then it's more likely predominantly males who use this place.

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    3. 4b they did a poll here a couple months ago, look it up using search

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    4. ^ by "majority" 4.a must have meant ~3/5 visitors if memory serves - that's what the poll indicates. also most people on here were in arts at the time, which also explains some things

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    5. ^ 60% is a pretty clear majority

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  5. Guys think a 'nice guy' is someone who will devote all his time to a girl, give her everything she wants, etc. But that is not what women actually want. The best thing you can do is find something you are passionate about OTHER than women and I guarantee in due time, girls will come to you. When they see how awesome your life is doing what you love, they will want to be a part of it.

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    1. This is exactly the what I tell my single male friends, too. Women respond to passion. They want a guy they can bond over shared interests with. If your only interest is girls,they won't have much to connect to.

      Second, when you do interact with a girl, act interested in her specifically, rather than her as any woman. I went out with a guy recently who clearly wanted to keep dating, but just as clearly didn't care who I was as long as I was a woman willing to go out with him, so I stopped texting him.

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  6. Lose the fedora

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  7. Oh my god, those fucktards blaming you for this, I swear...

    I mean I don't know you, so we must automatically assume you're the one with the problem, when girls who've been SEXTING you just dump you without notice?

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  8. you are a fucking tool

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