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Updated on Monday, July 14

#19449

OMG: Also taking in boyfriend applications satisfying the same criteria as below.

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  1. What am I getting in return?

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    1. I am assuming a girlfriend? But maybe a boyfriend. Hard to determine gender on here.

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  2. Will boyfriend for food

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  3. The important questions that men are interested in asking.

    How is your bod?
    How nice is your ass; flat, tight or bubbly?
    Tits; nice and perky or sad and saggy?
    How's the face?
    Are you chill or are you a bitch?

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  4. Can offer occasional food, warm hugs, a mind to share thoughts, and unconventional boyfriend-ly skills.

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  5. NO PANCAKES PLZ

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