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Updated on Sunday, July 13

#19448

OMG: Taking girlfriend applications. Must be smart, funny, and attractive~ish.

30 comments

  1. Smart, funny, pretty. Choose two.

    Source: OKCupid

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    1. I'm all 3 but I'm not looking for a bf.

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    2. 1a how about a gf? ;)

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    3. You'll notice the OP said "attractive-ish". They've already made their decision.

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    4. Give 1c a prize for picking up on the subtlety!

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    5. So 1a.... how does it feel to be a fucking unicorn? You feel special..maybe even entitled?

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  2. I'm smart funny and attractive-ish. Not exactly female, although I can dress up however you like ;)

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    1. Yeah.... No. Thanks for offering though.

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    2. do you fit into a size 3 black dress?

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    3. @2b: Size 3 isn't a thing, you idiot...

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    4. I'm not OP...but hey ;)

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  3. Do you really expect an interested girl to post here, meet up with you, and hit it off with you in person? Just the chance of an interested girl replying to your post is super low.

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    1. He is joking you cockfuck just play along... unless he isn't in which case he is the cockfuck

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    2. If I were expecting something to really happen, I'd be a cockfuck, as 3a elegantly points out.

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  4. I'd like to see your application first, babe.

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  5. I am all 3, but you better be too ;)

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    1. I sure am, at least in my humble opinion! Question is, are we looking for each other? ;)

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    2. Perhaps we are ;)

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    3. Perhaps we can go on a coffee date? ;)

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  6. It's not hard to find smart, funny, and attractive-ish. It's adding in the "kind" portion that throws you off.

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  7. So its come this Waterloo.

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  8. Hi, I think I make a wonderful girlfriend.

    I'm tall and attractive
    I'm intelligent and I work hard
    In my spare time, I like to bake and make sandwiches.


    I lift.

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    1. We can bake stuff and make sandwiches together! I love cooking!

      And maybe you can help me out with my non-existent workout routine!

      Why do I get the feeling that I know you???

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    2. The kicker is that you're also male...

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    3. 8 here

      Don't discriminate against my penis till you've tried!

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  9. Wow OP I really hope you are not serious, if you are this is pathetic

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  10. I'm a unicorn.

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