Smart, funny, pretty. Choose two.Source: OKCupid
I'm all 3 but I'm not looking for a bf.
1a how about a gf? ;)
You'll notice the OP said "attractive-ish". They've already made their decision.
Give 1c a prize for picking up on the subtlety!
So 1a.... how does it feel to be a fucking unicorn? You feel special..maybe even entitled?
I'm smart funny and attractive-ish. Not exactly female, although I can dress up however you like ;)
Yeah.... No. Thanks for offering though.
do you fit into a size 3 black dress?
@2b: Size 3 isn't a thing, you idiot...
I'm not OP...but hey ;)
Do you really expect an interested girl to post here, meet up with you, and hit it off with you in person? Just the chance of an interested girl replying to your post is super low.
He is joking you cockfuck just play along... unless he isn't in which case he is the cockfuck
If I were expecting something to really happen, I'd be a cockfuck, as 3a elegantly points out.
I'd like to see your application first, babe.
Where do I apply? :P
I am all 3, but you better be too ;)
I sure am, at least in my humble opinion! Question is, are we looking for each other? ;)
Perhaps we are ;)
Perhaps we can go on a coffee date? ;)
It's not hard to find smart, funny, and attractive-ish. It's adding in the "kind" portion that throws you off.
That does make sense...
So its come this Waterloo.
Hi, I think I make a wonderful girlfriend.I'm tall and attractiveI'm intelligent and I work hardIn my spare time, I like to bake and make sandwiches. I lift.
We can bake stuff and make sandwiches together! I love cooking!And maybe you can help me out with my non-existent workout routine!Why do I get the feeling that I know you???
The kicker is that you're also male...
:'(
8 hereDon't discriminate against my penis till you've tried!
Wow OP I really hope you are not serious, if you are this is pathetic
I'm a unicorn.
Smart, funny, pretty. Choose two.
ReplyDeleteSource: OKCupid
I'm all 3 but I'm not looking for a bf.
Delete1a how about a gf? ;)
DeleteYou'll notice the OP said "attractive-ish". They've already made their decision.
DeleteGive 1c a prize for picking up on the subtlety!
DeleteSo 1a.... how does it feel to be a fucking unicorn? You feel special..maybe even entitled?
DeleteI'm smart funny and attractive-ish. Not exactly female, although I can dress up however you like ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah.... No. Thanks for offering though.
Deletedo you fit into a size 3 black dress?
Delete@2b: Size 3 isn't a thing, you idiot...
DeleteI'm not OP...but hey ;)
DeleteDo you really expect an interested girl to post here, meet up with you, and hit it off with you in person? Just the chance of an interested girl replying to your post is super low.
ReplyDeleteHe is joking you cockfuck just play along... unless he isn't in which case he is the cockfuck
DeleteIf I were expecting something to really happen, I'd be a cockfuck, as 3a elegantly points out.
DeleteI'd like to see your application first, babe.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I apply? :P
DeleteI am all 3, but you better be too ;)
ReplyDeleteI sure am, at least in my humble opinion! Question is, are we looking for each other? ;)
DeletePerhaps we are ;)
DeletePerhaps we can go on a coffee date? ;)
DeleteIt's not hard to find smart, funny, and attractive-ish. It's adding in the "kind" portion that throws you off.
ReplyDeleteThat does make sense...
DeleteSo its come this Waterloo.
ReplyDeleteHi, I think I make a wonderful girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteI'm tall and attractive
I'm intelligent and I work hard
In my spare time, I like to bake and make sandwiches.
I lift.
We can bake stuff and make sandwiches together! I love cooking!
DeleteAnd maybe you can help me out with my non-existent workout routine!
Why do I get the feeling that I know you???
The kicker is that you're also male...
Delete:'(
Delete8 here
DeleteDon't discriminate against my penis till you've tried!
Wow OP I really hope you are not serious, if you are this is pathetic
ReplyDeleteI'm a unicorn.
ReplyDelete