I am available. 5 foot 10 blonde I have access to a car (one of my parents' cars that they don't need right now) I can cook like your mom, unless she can't cook I keep my room clean smart (according to my grades, but sometimes I feel stupid) funny if you like puns can fix any tech issue you have I will graduate having actually made money
contact me at: bigdick@richpeople.com
In all seriousness, I am single, and everything is true but owning that email address.
The only benefits I'm currently willing to offer are those involving home-cooked meals. That's a "benefit", right?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you look like?
ReplyDeleteHey, I am female, serious, constantly on edge, and ugly/ish. How do I apply?
ReplyDeleteWith a brush
Delete-ING ASIDE BY OP'S HAND.
lawl
ReplyDeleteyou're just here for dick
what does funny and chill have to do with anything?
I satisfy all your requirements but have a 1 inch cock. You in?
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteI am available.
ReplyDelete5 foot 10
blonde
I have access to a car (one of my parents' cars that they don't need right now)
I can cook like your mom, unless she can't cook
I keep my room clean
smart (according to my grades, but sometimes I feel stupid)
funny if you like puns
can fix any tech issue you have
I will graduate having actually made money
contact me at: bigdick@richpeople.com
In all seriousness, I am single, and everything is true but owning that email address.
Okay, but how are you at having sex? THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART.
DeleteVary NICE
Deletelol 6 do you know what a FWB is? Doesn't matter that you can fix tech issues haha
DeleteMy benefits are being able to cook and fix stuff. What else would benefits be?
DeleteDitch OP and come to my bedroom instead.
Delete6"2, sexy as fuck, and ask that you're attractive as well or fuck off
ReplyDeletePlot twist: OP is a guy.
ReplyDeletePlot twist: You are Captain Obvious
DeleteI wish...I'm Captain Hindsight with my sidekicks, Shoulda, Coulda, and Woulda!
Deletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cCYbxxHhP6c/TwBLMYSgpvI/AAAAAAAAAOU/HKx7fxT7Nmo/s1600/hindsight2.jpg
Depends on what you mean by attractive-ish?
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