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Updated on Friday, July 11

#19439

OMG: Taking FWB applications. Must be male, funny, chill and attractive/ish.

18 comments

  1. The only benefits I'm currently willing to offer are those involving home-cooked meals. That's a "benefit", right?

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  2. What do you look like?

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  3. Hey, I am female, serious, constantly on edge, and ugly/ish. How do I apply?

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    1. With a brush
      -ING ASIDE BY OP'S HAND.

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  4. lawl

    you're just here for dick

    what does funny and chill have to do with anything?

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  5. I satisfy all your requirements but have a 1 inch cock. You in?

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  6. I am available.
    5 foot 10
    blonde
    I have access to a car (one of my parents' cars that they don't need right now)
    I can cook like your mom, unless she can't cook
    I keep my room clean
    smart (according to my grades, but sometimes I feel stupid)
    funny if you like puns
    can fix any tech issue you have
    I will graduate having actually made money

    contact me at: bigdick@richpeople.com

    In all seriousness, I am single, and everything is true but owning that email address.

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    1. Okay, but how are you at having sex? THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART.

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    2. lol 6 do you know what a FWB is? Doesn't matter that you can fix tech issues haha

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    3. My benefits are being able to cook and fix stuff. What else would benefits be?

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    4. Ditch OP and come to my bedroom instead.

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  7. 6"2, sexy as fuck, and ask that you're attractive as well or fuck off

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  8. Plot twist: OP is a guy.

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    1. Plot twist: You are Captain Obvious

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    2. I wish...I'm Captain Hindsight with my sidekicks, Shoulda, Coulda, and Woulda!

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cCYbxxHhP6c/TwBLMYSgpvI/AAAAAAAAAOU/HKx7fxT7Nmo/s1600/hindsight2.jpg

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  9. Depends on what you mean by attractive-ish?

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