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Updated on Friday, July 4

#19392

OMG: I don't think I've ever been this horny in my life. What sucks is that no matter how much I masturbate I can't get off. I wish I had a fuck buddy I could just call up anytime. And I can't rant to my friends either cuz they're all judgy christians. Fuck seriously
Ughhhh excuse me while I die of sexual frustration

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  1. I'd tie you up and spank you like the little bitch you are....

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    1. aren't you a sweetheart

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    2. Sounds sexy in my opinion...

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  2. That's got to suck hard. Being a guy, you can at least blow your load and feel better. I can't imagine only ever being able to go 3/4 of the way on myself. Maybe look into some toys?

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    1. i have in the past. i also have a fear of desensitizing myself. is that actually possible tho?

      anddd even with i still can't get off. there must be something wrong with me

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    2. 2 b you cant desensitise yourself

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  3. Well, do you not have a boyfriend?

    Just get one, I'm sure he can service your needs.

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    1. if only it was that easy...

      i'm pretty sure i have a resting bitch face. makes it 10000x harder

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    2. ^hard to know

      what faculty are you in?

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    1. didn't even go anon. bold.

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    2. That's a bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

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    3. cute, but not my type. i probably shouldn't be so picky...

      if you were this bold irl tho, that would be a game changer

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  5. I'm willing to help! lol

    It sucks being sexually frustrated in a town that is filled with either newlyweds or nearly deads. So can't wait to be back in Sept.

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    1. lol i'll be here in sept ;)

      i know rightttt. omg and it's not like i don't try to make eye contact and talk with people, but people are actually just dead inside. then again my face is kinda bitchy looking so...

      at least online ranting helps. but let's be real, who am i kidding

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    2. Lol! Nice! ;)

      I know the feeling, but only from the other gender. I just got out of a year and a 1/2 relationship a few months back and I don't think I have ever felt so much frustration from both a sexual and relationship perspective from being single again. Our sex life wasn't the greatest and other than my ex, I've never had any other experiences other than another girl who I just messed around with at 19.

      It really annoys me when my cousin sort of brags about some of the women he's slept with, and I can't get any to save my life. My Dad and him always tell me to just chat up with them, but they just don't get it. I can chat with girls just fine, but I can never move on to anything else. For the most part, girls just friend zone me and that's it. There are times when I wonder about myself, like if I'm underdeveloped, ugly or something.

      And of some of the girls who have bluntly hit on me, I have no desire to mess around with either of them because they are either clingy, desperate or have the same issues as my ex. I already stuck my dick in crazy once, and I don't need to do it, again.

      Online ranting does help, for sure. For me, I have found that talking to others and going to gym have helped keep some frustration for me at bay. Got to love those runner's highs!

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  6. Sup

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42rujDNPK1qhc6nwo3_500.gif

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  7. Tinder or OKcupid.

    Both heavily favour women in terms of getting dates and selection quality. Just message some guy who has been online recently and the chances are you can find a hook-up.

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  8. guy here

    sat here and masturbated the day away

    be thankful you aren't addicted!

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