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OMG: My plan is to attend UW for fall term and get so laid. I heard all UW girls are really easy.

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  1. You need to reevaluate your life. I'm sure the majority of the women on this campus did not come to UW for sex. Watch those general statements too. "all UW girls are really easy"????!!! Contrary to your belief not every woman is "available" to fulfill your desires. When you say a woman is "easy" your also inferring that she is a "slut." Find a different university please.

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    1. holy, this is a joke based on the perception of lack of sex at UW

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    2. How can there be a "perception of lack of sex". Do the people who think that follow around every student to see if they're regularly having sex or not?

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    3. This is humour. This person was trying to make a joke. Holy shit you must be a really boring person to talk to as you politically analyze every fucking word.

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  2. i'm an easy uw girl. come here munch my bearded clam.

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    1. +1 for bearded clams

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  3. doesn't matter whether the statement is a joke or not. "1" is right. whether you're joking or not that statemtn is offensive to the girls at uw

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    1. hey i'm a guy and i'm offended too

      what's wrong with you feminist faggot, do you think only women can be offended!? fuck off back to your feminist camp with your unshaven everything

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    2. OP, don't worry. This is not offensive except for people who actively look for things to get offended at.

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  4. Asshole. I hope the next girl you fuck will give you every STD out there.

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    1. why the fuck would you wish every STD on some girl you don't even know? are you fucking retarded?

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  5. Yeah man I get mad laid on them mad biches u gnaw?

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  6. He's gonna get laid alright. By coursework. They will screw him. All night long.

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  7. f*ing stupid post. forever alone

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  8. It's a poor attempt at a joke. What's with those defending OP?

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  9. OP, if you are semi-good looking or white, getting laid at UW won't be a problem.

    The girls that go to UW are normally nerdy girls who don't get much attention in high school. As a result, anyone giving them attention at uni will get that attention reciprocated.

    tl;dr, if you are a white dude, guaranteed sex from asians girls. otherwise 75% easy chance.

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    1. What about black guys?

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  10. You're thinking Laurier kid. UW doesn't have any women.

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