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Updated on Monday, June 16

#19291

OMG: As one of the better looking girls at UW, I love it when uglier girls stare me down around campus. Their jealousy only feeds my ego. I love to watch guys melt when I talk to them, or when I catch them looking at me. They thought I was just another dumb blonde until they found out that my marks and job that I have lined up are out of this world. I love my life, I hope I stay this beautiful and smart forever. OMGUW is the only place I can say this freely.

30 comments

  1. A lot of people will prbly hate for this, but sometimes it's nice to gloat huh :) Good job OP

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    1. Replying to your self OP?

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    2. nah this was me...guess that's not worth much on an anon forum tho

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  2. >I hope I stay this beautiful and smart forever.

    How deluded can you be? Also, post your marks + job.

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  3. Gave this 5/5 stars bc hell yea girl i love it when i see other ladies bragging about this stuff bc you deserve to love and be proud of yourself!!

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    1. She, and I'm not even convinced OP is "real", is putting other women down to raise her own ego (ie. those ugly jealous bitches). That shouldn't be encouraged. Yikes.

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  4. you sound blonde

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    1. "They thought I was just another dumb blonde"
      Hmmmmm.........

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    2. ^ she sounds like an idiot regardless. hurrrr

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  5. Straight from r/cringepics...no seriously, this post was just edited to say UW instead of a generic college with a brag about marks thrown in because, well, its UW.

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  6. Ya but excessive intelligence on a female is unattractive and not something to brag about. It's kinda like if a girl bragged about how much she could lift.

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    1. spoken like a dumb fucking idiot with shit for brains who is afraid of smart women because they challenge his "masculinity"
      suck your own dick dude cause with that attitude no woman will be doing it for you

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    2. It's okay, I brag about how smart my boyfriend is and how much he lifts

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    3. Seriously?! I love it when ladies brag about both of those things!

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  7. You sound like a pleasant well rounded, modest and approachable person. I wish more people could be like you.

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    1. M'lady
      *tips fedora*

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  8. Obvious bait is obvious.

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  9. > I hope I stay this beautiful and smart forever.

    Menopause gonna hit you hard.

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    1. No, 30 is gona hit her hard.

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  10. Are you for real?

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  11. 3.5/10 - troll better bruh

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  12. It's okay. A lot of people think the same way as you... just know this idea will crumble one day; things are always changing, nothing is permanent.

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    1. YES. So true. Always be a nice humble person, cause you never know which side of the coin you'll be on in 5 years.

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  13. I'll bet you're a squirter

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    1. oh she's a squirter all right

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  14. you'd fail the sociopath test

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