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Updated on Thursday, June 5

#19227

OMG: I just wanna cuddle on a guy's chest. WHERE ARE THE OTHER LONELY PEOPLE

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  1. are you attractive and female?

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    1. are you ATTRACTIVE and male?

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  2. at home doing math assignment

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  3. Same place you are: alone.
    #rekt

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  4. the other lonely people are sitting at home being lonely and thinking about how nice it would be to cuddle with someone

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  5. Come cuddle on my chest, OP.


    Possibly one of my weirdest requests.

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  6. about to binge OITNB, got an extra space on my chest

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    1. I...I would like to apply for this position.

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  7. Lonely people like me just act happy and excited and busy all the time to make people think we are okay.

    It's sad.

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    1. Not true. I love being alone. I hate kids our age; they're all self-absorbed, social media crazed and ignorant about the world.

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  8. Usually in the SLC, munching on my food, staring at a screen! Swing by, say hi!

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  9. Getting stoned and listening to music #yolo

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  10. Going to parties with CS guys and discussing how we wish we had a girl to cuddle with, strategies to meet and talk to girls, etc.

    Source: CS major, went to a party with CS guys last night.

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    1. This is why you don't have a girl

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  11. Come cuddle with ma man titties

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