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Updated on Sunday, June 1

#19209

OMG: Why do women like guys who can ejaculate a distance?

19 comments

  1. It's hotter than having it dribble down his dick in a sad little trickling stream.

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    1. obviously this is a guy

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    2. @2a: Nope, I've just spent enough time in the cesspool of the internet to pick up a male manner of speaking.

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  2. Who told you that?

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  3. Haahaha, this is why I still visit OMGUW

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  4. I could care less

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    1. Couldn't*! I can't believe I just did that, it bothers me so much when people say could.

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    2. @5a, me too!

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  5. Umm.... We don't care?

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  6. As a guy its easier to masturbate too, I can just aim into the toilet or something and almost not clean up.

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    1. Aiming into the toilet ftw

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    2. "Or something"... please sir, tell us more.

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    3. no 7c, clearly it's colby 2014

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    4. Two Broken Arms Part 2

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  7. Some girls like to role-play as carnies

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  8. Evolutionary instinct. It means they can get it further inside us = more likely to get pregnant. HOT.

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  9. or AT a distance?

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