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#18138

OMG: I was walking into MC and this girl was in front of me. She opened the door for herself and I thought she would have some common human decency to at least hold it for 0.3 s longer. But no, she was a bitch. Fucking mathies.

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  1. Mathie here (well, CS). I apologize on behalf on Mathies who don't keep doors open for you and other beings.

    Happy?

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    1. The fact that you're only apologizing for the sake of it doesn't make you a better person. ;)

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    2. I know. But if it makes anyone happier even in the slightest, it will be worthwhile.

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    3. @1b: You, sir or madam, are a fantastic human being.

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  2. Mathies: not generalizing based on a one person sample since 1957.

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    1. Hahaha, oh the irony. You just generalized.

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  3. Non Mathies go into MC too.

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  4. Great, another post complaining about holding doors... I think the count is 4 so far this yr

    Just open it yourself, it's not hard, you are an adult.

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  5. Learn to open the door for yourself then.

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  6. maybe she didn't see you... maybe she wasn't paying attention

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  7. lol there's worse

    some asian bitch at BK looked the other way on purpose when i held the door for her

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  8. How long can a person actually stay mad about this? I get annoyed when tiny people squeeze through a closing door, instead of just holding it open..but then I move on.

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    1. When you get worked up over something so trivial its like they took something from you.. its like they win...

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  9. you are a dumb ass op, you realize saying mathies means absolutely nothing?
    because people are individuals with different values you insufferable immature egoistic piece of shit

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  10. you seem butthurt

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  11. Looks like butthurt mathies up in this thread. Clearly OP was concerned about this dire issue. We should all do what can to uphold common and everyday actions like a normal person.

    >mfw mathies can't do simple things
    http://imageshack.com/a/img856/9324/54ma.gif

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  12. Why are people so fucking obsessed about having doors held for them?

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    1. Ya, wtf? I thought it was a weird joke at first, but then after seeing so many people post/talk about it I realized these people were being dead serious

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    2. because they think they're entitled. To OP, assuming you have at least one functional arm, open it yourself dumbshit

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  13. You must be an arts student. What's the matter? Having an existential crisis because you are realizing your degree is worthless?

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  14. I always find it funny when I open a door, and even though the next person is like halfway down the hallway I just wait for them to come. Many times they'll start walking much faster.

    dat anxiety

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    1. Hahaha I'm always the girl who starts lightly jogging when someone holds the door open for me. But it still feels nice when someone does this. I've found it also makes me want to be extra nice to any stranger I meet that day :)

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  15. You sound like an asshole, op. Unless you are disabled, doors don'y take a lot out of you.

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