OMG: Sometimes I wish I was a hot female when hot dudes are around. I'm not gay or anything like that, but some dudes are just ridiculously hot. I'm not gay, right?
>driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while I fondle his balls >he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot >almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard >he is also laughing his ass off >he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO" >he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot >I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing I love playing pranks on my friends.
Sometimes I enjoy sucking cocks. I'm not gay or anything like that, but some cocks are just ridiculously delicious. I'm not gay, right?
ReplyDeletehttp://imgur.com/oqj1avK
Deletecould be bi ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're at a party and you suck one dick, maybe 9, and suddenly everyone thinks you're gay.
ReplyDelete>driving with friend
ReplyDelete>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing
I love playing pranks on my friends.
"No homo"
DeleteYou just crave the attention
ReplyDeleteMore than its worth