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Updated on Tuesday, May 20


OMG: Sometimes I wish I was a hot female when hot dudes are around. I'm not gay or anything like that, but some dudes are just ridiculously hot. I'm not gay, right?


  1. Sometimes I enjoy sucking cocks. I'm not gay or anything like that, but some cocks are just ridiculously delicious. I'm not gay, right?

  2. You're at a party and you suck one dick, maybe 9, and suddenly everyone thinks you're gay.

  3. >driving with friend
    >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
    >we both laugh and I unzip his pants
    >park the car while I fondle his balls
    >he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
    >start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
    >almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
    >he is also laughing his ass off
    >he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
    >he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
    >I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing
    I love playing pranks on my friends.

  4. You just crave the attention

    More than its worth