I spoke with the local Rabbi (Rav Ḥalav) and I asked him for his favourite hockey player. He answered: "Joey Kocur, because he could eat all the bacon cheeseburgers he wanted, and the play-by-play commentator would still call him Kocur."
דיברתי עם הרב המקומי (רב חלב) ושאלתי לו: "מי הוא שחקן ההוקי האהוב עליך?" ויען: ג'ואי כשר, כי הוא יכול לאכול כל הצ'יזבורגרים בייקון שרצה, והפרשן עודנו קרא לו כשר
That's really sad... but now that I think about it, there aren't as many things that I watch that I find as funny anymore... though I do sometimes hang out with funny people and make them laugh as well so that keeps me going. Also, sometimes I eat weed and that makes jokes a lot funnier which makes me really happy because I love laughing
I breath out my nose a bit faster when I come across a funny.
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DeleteI spoke with the local Rabbi (Rav Ḥalav) and I asked him for his favourite hockey player. He answered:
ReplyDelete"Joey Kocur, because he could eat all the bacon cheeseburgers he wanted, and the play-by-play commentator would still call him Kocur."
דיברתי עם הרב המקומי (רב חלב) ושאלתי לו: "מי הוא שחקן ההוקי האהוב עליך?" ויען: ג'ואי כשר, כי הוא יכול לאכול כל הצ'יזבורגרים בייקון שרצה, והפרשן עודנו קרא לו כשר
What a poop head
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That's really sad... but now that I think about it, there aren't as many things that I watch that I find as funny anymore... though I do sometimes hang out with funny people and make them laugh as well so that keeps me going. Also, sometimes I eat weed and that makes jokes a lot funnier which makes me really happy because I love laughing
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