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Updated on Tuesday, May 20


OMG: i feel like while i get jokes, i don't find any jokes funny anymore every "joke" is just meh now


  1. I breath out my nose a bit faster when I come across a funny.

  2. Fraking Internet, killed all the jokes.


  4. How do you get a gay guy to fuck a chick?

    1. Shit in her cunt.

    2. WTFFF mods how do you let this homophobic shit go through? D:

  5. I spoke with the local Rabbi (Rav Ḥalav) and I asked him for his favourite hockey player. He answered:
    "Joey Kocur, because he could eat all the bacon cheeseburgers he wanted, and the play-by-play commentator would still call him Kocur."

    דיברתי עם הרב המקומי (רב חלב) ושאלתי לו: "מי הוא שחקן ההוקי האהוב עליך?" ויען: ג'ואי כשר, כי הוא יכול לאכול כל הצ'יזבורגרים בייקון שרצה, והפרשן עודנו קרא לו כשר

  6. What a poop head

  7. how about really bad puns?

    for writers:
    a backwards poet writes inverse

    'for' typers:
    Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

    for you:
    When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

  8. That's really sad... but now that I think about it, there aren't as many things that I watch that I find as funny anymore... though I do sometimes hang out with funny people and make them laugh as well so that keeps me going. Also, sometimes I eat weed and that makes jokes a lot funnier which makes me really happy because I love laughing