lol OP doesn't know how to use the three seashells
^I never thought I'd see the day where someone referenced demolition man...
^good times good times
Nah the worst is when you have a shit and accidentally bend over the toilet to wipe the seat from splashback and your magnetic key card from work falls in the toilet. Then when you pick it out of the toilet you are in aww as it Jackie Chan'ed the piece of shit by somehow chopping the log in half. Then you go and rinse the key card under hot water and wrap it in paper towel and take it to security and tell them you need a new one because that one isn't working well. Then they try it and tell you it works fine but you insist and pay the $20 replacement fee. You look back as you walk away and see the security officer wince as they smell their hand...
You have never taken a clean shit - or are you one of those girls who somehow goes through a roll a day?
^BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU DO A TEST WIPE?!
It's like a sixth sense.
Quit pretending like you don't know what happens in a fucking toilet.
Maybe they threw the wad in the trash can?
I'm 22 and I have never used toilet paper to clean my shirt. I always use water
I'm finding more and more often that people will use lotas in place of toilet paper.It's a strange sort of cultural collision.
Even with a clean break, you still give a courtesy wipe. WTF are lotas?
Why do people say lota?! *exasperated look*Just say a bottle or something.Lota = something similar to a watering that can to be used in a washroom.
^ ... what's a watering?
How does that even work!? I'm sorry, but if you spray you patoot with water, you now just have a shitty, watery ass. I just can't see how TP does not fit into this equation somewhere.
My bad. I meant a Watering CAN. Kinda stupid of me. My apologies.It can be any container that can hold water and then be used to pour.^Water is supposed to clean your ass away :P Although, I agree with you. It isn't effective especially since you are pouring water on it without any pressure. Many Middle Eastern & Asian countries have a mini water shower installed that eliminates the need of a "lota".. Water with pressure cleans up everything. Now, that works like a charm rather. Though, some people still use a TP as a tester to sure the coast is clear (:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_showerApparently a lot of countries use it :)