Probably another suicide. It's that time of the term again!
Im going to hell for laughing at that ^
UW seriously needs a fall reading week. It's been implemented in other schools to lower suicide rates around this time of the year, and reduce stress felt by students. Also, the many, many coop students that are on coop during Winter term miss out on a proper break for up to a year.
here's what we will do: you pay for your entire time at UW up front, then you will be instantly be given your degree...that way we don't have to interrupt your busy life to provide you with an education. this will also serve to bypass hearing any of your pissing and moaning. problem solved.
^Oh sweet. It beats the installment payments I'm making now. I like that plan much more. Also, can we make it a mail order thing? I don't like spending time around a lot of goose poop...sort of allergic you know...