OMG:
Dear people on the bus who feel the need to spread your legs out so far that you're compressing the person next to you: stop it. Thank you.
Dear people on the bus who feel the need to spread your legs out so far that you're compressing the person next to you: stop it. Thank you.
Posted on
Thursday, October 18.
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October 18, 2012 at 1:09 AM
But my dick is so big
October 18, 2012 at 1:29 AM
^ +1.
October 18, 2012 at 9:48 AM
@1 Then choose to:
- sling it over yer shoulder
- tie it in a knot
- tie it in a bow
But don't sit like you own the freaking bus.
October 18, 2012 at 10:33 AM
staaaaahhhp
October 18, 2012 at 10:55 AM
I don't think women understand how uncomfortable it is for guys to sit with their legs pressed together. My balls need space.
The other day an old woman whose fat spread into my seat told me off for spreading my legs. Sorry, it's not my fault you're so fat you need two seats.
October 18, 2012 at 11:00 AM
@3, but tie it in knots will just make it even wider!
October 18, 2012 at 9:11 PM
@3 I'm black...not asian
October 18, 2012 at 11:12 PM
im over 6 ft tall. fuk u shortie
October 19, 2012 at 12:33 AM
@8 did u lose ur anal dildo?
October 19, 2012 at 3:42 PM
But I just wanna touch you OP...
October 19, 2012 at 9:50 PM
It's really not that bad sitting with your legs together (or only a little bit apart) as long as everything is well positioned. It might take some adjustment though, and I have a feeling OP wouldn't appreciate that either...