OMG:
Lying on my bed looking at pictures of sociable people having thanksgiving gatherings. Don't end up like me, kids.
Lying on my bed looking at pictures of sociable people having thanksgiving gatherings. Don't end up like me, kids.
October 8, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Hey it's cool guy/girl. It's a trade-off on both wings. I'd rather not have people around than have people for whom I have little respect.
October 8, 2012 at 11:32 AM
I'm already like you OP. Everyone else seems to have fantastic lives.
October 8, 2012 at 12:11 PM
I'm living in a new city for work and I have nobody to spend thanksgiving with. Instead I'm going to head out to a bar and just pound a few beers.
October 8, 2012 at 2:16 PM
This might be my roommate... If it is I'll bring food back!
October 8, 2012 at 4:23 PM
thanks #4. I'm not your roommate, but you should still bring him/her some food!
October 8, 2012 at 5:20 PM
Don't people have FAMILIES. For goodness sakes call yer mum already. Condolences to those whose mother's are not with them anymore due to passing away, or government sanctions.
October 8, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Room mate decided to bring their family over for dinner. This caught me by surprise. They were just having their silent moment of praying before they ate and I decided to masturbate really loudly with lube. I think I ruined their dinner AND am going to hell (if it exists). All in all it's been a good turkey day.