this OMG

1.  Anonymous Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 12:21 PM  

   Oh god, I laughed too hard for this one.

2.  Anonymous Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 12:59 PM  

   BOOM roasted!

3.  RL Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 7:35 PM  

   No downtime on weekends now...

4.  Anonymous Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 10:01 PM  

   at least i get down time on weekends

5.  Anonymous Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 11:08 PM  

   Jobmine goes down more than my girlfriend...

6.  Anonymous Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 11:10 PM  

   #5 doesn't have a girlfriend

7.  RL Says:
   September 23, 2012 at 11:18 PM  

   @5: ...more than any girlfriend...

8.  Anonymous Says:
   September 24, 2012 at 12:16 AM  

   My resume format is different in different browsers. The spacing is off and only works perfectly in Firefox. What should I do? Does it matter?

9.  Anonymous Says:
   September 24, 2012 at 12:29 AM  

   learn to format html properly. Consult a CS student. If you are a CS student, consult a CECS.

10.  RL Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 12:40 AM  

    @8: Did you use Word to write it?

11.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 12:47 AM  

    ^ Yes, and I don't know HTML.

12.  RL Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 2:27 AM  

    ^ Get Kompozer.

13.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 7:29 AM  

    Forget Kompozer, it's pretty much dead. Get Blue Griffon.

14.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 11:04 AM  

    Isn't Jobmine supposed to accept PDF resumes starting this term?

15.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 4:39 PM  

    What size should I use for Kompozer, like pixel width?

16.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 5:01 PM  

    is my resume supposed to work with all browsers? i used Kompozer and its only completely the same on IE and google chrome, but not firefox..

17.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 6:02 PM  

    I just use Word and then do "Save As" and then select the web document (html) option.

18.  RL Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 6:44 PM  

    @13: Meh, I have it from a while ago and it works fine...it's an editor, not an OS.
    
    @14: Delayed.
    
    @15: I use 750px.
    
    @16: What's the difference? Unfortunately many browsers have their own html quirks and the editor might not be able to adjust for everything (or maybe it's a "bug" in the editor).
    
    @17: You better check what it looks like, I tried making Word output proper-looking html for quite a few hours in first year. Then when I failed, said "fuck it" and got Kompozer.

19.  Anonymous Says:
    September 24, 2012 at 9:51 PM  

    Also remember to check cross-platform. Font rendering differences could throw off your layout