^ How did you even meet women here? All I meet is asian nerds who get erections by exchanging Pokemon cards. Im in Engineering btw and not from Ontario so that's the only people I have had the misfortune of getting to interact with.
^ this, right here! There are so many nerds at this campus with no drive for anything other than studying that the overwhelming number of males disappears when you go out and get involved. In all my years and extracurricular involvements, I've never seen a lack of females.
No women are even worth talking to here. Either they are the idiots who are all "I'm for peta and the environment but drive to the store two minutes away to pick up steaks" or the "I know I am a hottie, one of the very few here, you better give me attention 24/7 to feed my insecurity."
There's definitely something fucked up with Waterloo. Friends I have going to other schools around the country, or even overseas, absolutely do not complain about the lack of sex they're getting. Only people who go to UW.
Who else doesn't really care about sex? I've been looking forward to a close relationship for years, but the main reason I want to get sex out of the way is so that when other people complain about not getting any I can tell them that it's not a big deal.
Idk about you guys but I've gotten a lot from UW..could be because I'm a girl haha. But still it's not hard getting laid, it's just hard getting into a relationship...especially with guys from engineering. D:
I'm a female and have never had a UW boyfriend but have never had a problem getting male attention. Try somewhere else if UW isn't working or get involved.
LFM GF must be pretty, smart, rich, young, and hot. Noobs will be ignored. Must be able to play with herself while I'm studying advanced thermodynamics.
My god people, its not that difficult. I've been at this school 4 years and have never gone longer than 2 months without getting laid, have been in 2 long term relationships and have met plenty of other hot/awesome girls at this school.
Stop blaming the school, grow a pair and go say hi every once and a while
I got laid with some pretty got girls. Stop blaming your inability to get women on Waterloo. If you haven't noticed, we're in a city with another university and a college, you have a better chance here than other universities
LOL 8 here. It's amusing to see all the posts about getting laid. It's very easy to get laid here as the girls are dumb as fuck. My point was why would you want to? No challenge is bedding rejects.
How can you find her if you don't leave your room? How can you see her if you don't pay attention? How can you know her if you don't stop to say hi? How can hold her if you never open your arms? How can you kiss her if your too afraid to try? How can you fuck her if you.. you get the point. Steps brothers, it takes steps.
Your lack of proverbial balls is your chastity belt...
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July 9, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Life is my chastity belt.
July 9, 2012 at 11:29 AM
you kids need to get laid
July 9, 2012 at 11:45 AM
it's funny when people blame being a virgin on UW
July 9, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I was a virgin until I came to UW. You're doing it wrong.
July 9, 2012 at 12:11 PM
^ How did you even meet women here? All I meet is asian nerds who get erections by exchanging Pokemon cards. Im in Engineering btw and not from Ontario so that's the only people I have had the misfortune of getting to interact with.
July 9, 2012 at 12:13 PM
bomber, events, going out on weekends
saying hi
July 9, 2012 at 2:53 PM
^ this, right here! There are so many nerds at this campus with no drive for anything other than studying that the overwhelming number of males disappears when you go out and get involved.
In all my years and extracurricular involvements, I've never seen a lack of females.
July 9, 2012 at 3:13 PM
No women are even worth talking to here. Either they are the idiots who are all "I'm for peta and the environment but drive to the store two minutes away to pick up steaks" or the "I know I am a hottie, one of the very few here, you better give me attention 24/7 to feed my insecurity."
July 9, 2012 at 3:50 PM
^ With that attitude no wonder you're not meeting the nice women here. Keep it up.
July 9, 2012 at 4:39 PM
@8, that's just the general populous everywhere - not just at waterloo and not just limited to women.
July 9, 2012 at 5:22 PM
If you're so unhappy with the women here on campus, why not wonder over to Laurier every once in a while?
July 9, 2012 at 8:37 PM
There's definitely something fucked up with Waterloo. Friends I have going to other schools around the country, or even overseas, absolutely do not complain about the lack of sex they're getting. Only people who go to UW.
July 9, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Who else doesn't really care about sex?
I've been looking forward to a close relationship for years, but the main reason I want to get sex out of the way is so that when other people complain about not getting any I can tell them that it's not a big deal.
July 9, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Idk about you guys but I've gotten a lot from UW..could be because I'm a girl haha. But still it's not hard getting laid, it's just hard getting into a relationship...especially with guys from engineering. D:
July 9, 2012 at 9:44 PM
^ please explain? Btw which guy wants a relationship anyway :P
July 9, 2012 at 10:04 PM
I'm a female and have never had a UW boyfriend but have never had a problem getting male attention. Try somewhere else if UW isn't working or get involved.
July 9, 2012 at 10:07 PM
We should arrange like a mixer for all these lonely souls. OMGUW, maybe you can do it?
July 9, 2012 at 10:16 PM
LFM GF must be pretty, smart, rich, young, and hot. Noobs will be ignored. Must be able to play with herself while I'm studying advanced thermodynamics.
July 9, 2012 at 11:12 PM
@17: Maybe if we can get a bunch of people to undergo a sex change...
July 9, 2012 at 11:46 PM
My god people, its not that difficult. I've been at this school 4 years and have never gone longer than 2 months without getting laid, have been in 2 long term relationships and have met plenty of other hot/awesome girls at this school.
Stop blaming the school, grow a pair and go say hi every once and a while
July 10, 2012 at 4:00 AM
are you an engineer?
July 10, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I got laid with some pretty got girls. Stop blaming your inability to get women on Waterloo. If you haven't noticed, we're in a city with another university and a college, you have a better chance here than other universities
July 10, 2012 at 5:13 PM
LOL 8 here. It's amusing to see all the posts about getting laid. It's very easy to get laid here as the girls are dumb as fuck. My point was why would you want to? No challenge is bedding rejects.
July 10, 2012 at 5:19 PM
How can you find her if you don't leave your room? How can you see her if you don't pay attention? How can you know her if you don't stop to say hi? How can hold her if you never open your arms? How can you kiss her if your too afraid to try? How can you fuck her if you.. you get the point. Steps brothers, it takes steps.
July 11, 2012 at 3:36 AM
Your lack of proverbial balls is your chastity belt...