OMG:
Having a crush in university is weird. I want to be able to initiate a conversation or to hang out, but I'm so insecure when around guys.

OMG:
The people that work at William's in EV3 are legit retarded. They fuck up something every time I'm there and it takes them 20 minutes to make a simple coffee.

OMG:
For people that bike to school please read this.

OMG:
Holy shit I'm lonely.

MOD'S NOTE: Come out for a free hug from the MODs at Feds Express tomorrow!

OMG:
I hate when TA's catch you on OMGUW instead of your work.

OMG:
Barely anyone dressed up today! Don't people like to have a bit of fun anymore? We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.

OMG:
Lego dude on campus today (Halloween) - you're awesome and you totally made my day! Wish I got a picture with you.

OMG:
I feel so isolated from my faculty sometimes. Why are we so cliquey? :(

OMG:
I've always been okay with my nerdiness. But now, after 3 years at UW, I became fat. I can now feel for all the fat girls. To be ignored, called out, talked shit about, laughed at.. that's a nasty feeling. And the mother of all insults is consistently getting rejected by people you like just because you're a fatty. I laughed at fat people in high school, but I can now relate to them.

OMG:
The guy on the 201 on friday in a pink dress. The image of your upper thigh is burned into my memory. I hope your night was as epic as your costume.

OMG:
For school I dressed up as a kid who can actually afford this education. Everyday is halloween. I play the part too.

OMG:
To the person who stole my ipod, I hope you enjoy my music. I also hope you burn in hell!

OMG:
Try to take a break.

OMG:
I went home this weekend and didn't even open my books. I watched tv all day.

OMG:
Dude sitting across from me itching the FUCK out of his whole body - go shower or something. Seriously...now.

OMG:
The last time i had sex was...oh wait, I'm still a virgin.

OMG:
I thought I only had 4 more papers to write so I got really excited...until I saw my calendar and realized I missed one. 5 papers left. D: HOW EVER WILL I SURVIVE?!

OMG:
I saw two guys dressed up as the Eiffel Tower with a blow up doll to 'complete the ensemble'. Guys can be so condescending.

OMG:
Could you please clarify: does the "free" in "free hug, coffee, or icecream" refer only to the hug or to the coffee and ice cream as well?

MOD'S NOTE: All three! For coffee or icecream, you need to submit a "live" OMG! Click here for more information.

OMG:
I hate when employers don't know the wage of the job they're interviewing for. It's a really important consideration for co-op students!

OMG:
I guess a lot of people were celebrating Halloween on Friday night (28th) and as I was walking in Uptown Waterloo, I came across three girls dressed as slutty elves with the word 'HO' written on their skirts.
Sheer perfection, I thought.

OMG:
Weekends get lonelier because there aren't as many OMGs. =(

OMG:
Waterloo on Dragon's Den!

OMG:
All co-op has taught me is how ill-suited I am for the major I went into.

OMG:
We should have a personals site (or section) for Waterloo students. Some kind of exchange where people can meet/casually hook-up/date. It would be fun, and would cure a lot of the "forever alone" sentiments in this university.

OMG:
To the person who found my res keys and watcard near CLV, THANK YOU SO MUCH :)

OMG:
HvZ would've been cooler if the zombies wore zombie makeup.

OMG:
If guys can have no shave november, why can't girls? I enjoy having hair on my legs in the winter because it keeps my legs warm. Any ladies with me on this one?

OMG:
A science TA spouted on facebook about his students blatantly plagiarizing. His solution? Basically pass them all and warn them.

OMG:
No reception + 3 hour night class = brutal

OMG:
To the person who stole a phone in St.Jerome's, return it back to the St. Jerome's university. Have some integrity and thoughtfulness.

OMG:
Losing your life never felt so fun! Being a zombie is awesome!

OMG:
I felt like this day would never come - rankings are open on Jobmine! Good luck to everyone with getting the job they want. :)

OMG:
The CHEM 220 TA uploaded a romantic photo on UW ACE with the tutorial questions. IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION???

OMG:
My taxi driver crashed into a parked car and drove off. I called the cops and the cab company but nobody showed up. There is going to be one angry car owner tomorrow.

OMG:
Check this out if you haven't already:
www.uwaterloorejects.com

Then:
www.utorontorejects.com

OMG:
I hate awkward eye contact with people I recognize but never talk to.

OMG:
Girls: quality guys care about your personality. Douchebags care for about boob measurements.

OMG:
I'm getting tired of all the Laurier hate. Occupy your minds with something more productive. I'm not a Laurier student, I'm just tired of the weak jabs.

OMG:
Sometimes I get really annoyed that a hot TA doesn't have facebook... I can't creep him :(

OMG:
Fuck slutty costumes... I'm wearing a sumo wrestler costume!

OMG:
All this HvZ thing is doing for me is increasing the probability of a bunch of fat nerds almost running into me on the way to class... grrrreeeaaaattt.

OMG:
That awkward moment when you run into someone you know...in a sex shop.

OMG:
Whoever wrote "This desk belongs to the Half-Blood Prince" on a desk in DP, 10 points for Gryffindor!

OMG:
Dear exam proctors,

I can't fucking concentrate with you hovering over me every minute.

Sincerely,
stressed out student.

OMG:
I don't have ad block and still don't see the ad on this site.

MOD'S NOTE: It's on the side, below the side bar!

OMG:
To the girl in the SCH tims around 11:30; you're welcome for taking the breakfast I paid for. Not that you were going to say thanks.

OMG:
Thank you to the route 13 bus driver that stood up and asked students in the middle to move back in front of CLV. From someone that would have been left in the rain.

OMG:
Mental health awareness day makes me more depressed

OMG:
If you dropped your wallet on the ground outside DC library at about 1:45 on Thursday, they have it in the library.

OMG:
To the "personable, attractive" female who almost missed her interview this morning, you may have the job.

OMG:
Someone should draw one of these for UW or Canadian Universities...

OMG:
Reason #1 why I need to type my notes in class: I start doodling DragonBall Z characters on the margins of my paper. I am 22 years old.

OMG:
Does anyone know how to file a complaint against a prof? I am legitimately so sick of the prof talking to everyone in a rude and condescending manner when people are asking perfectly respectable questions. Before anyone comments, my marks and everything are fine: I am just frustrated that her insecurity at her inability to teach is projected as her being a completely rude control freak. I don't pay to be treated like a six year old.

OMG:
Halloween's coming up! Time to pull out the razor and shave my legs...

OMG:
A cabdriver was stabbed in the neck at King and University Wednesday night; he's fine, but it makes me question who my fellow Waterloo residents are.

OMG:
To the two idiots in Math 128 yesterday talking out loud the ENTIRE class, shut the fuck up everyone hates you

OMG:
Everytime I walk by SJ, they are yelling God Bless out the window.

OMG:
Happy Mental Health Wellness Day!

OMG:
Fuck UW-ACE service outages. They should be on Sunday mornings only when students don't need it for class.

OMG:
The dating economics of this place are totally screwed up. Only in Waterloo could such mediocre girls get the attention of so many excellent males.

OMG:
The President of Science Society and VP Administration and Finance resigned! ... SCANDALOUS!

OMG:
The rain has fogged up my window to reveal an eerie, streaking hand print on the outside. I live on the 5th floor.

OMG:
That awesome moment when you walk into the elevator lobby in Beck Hall and the elevator opens for you even though you didn't press the button and no one's there.

OMG:
We need to do this more often in ring road.

OMG:
I love campus wide HvZ. Why doesn't this happen more often?!

OMG:
Microbiology is pure memorization. I cant wait till I get rid of this course.

OMG:
What is wrong with people? Last night on the 7 I watched a girl with a cane struggle to stand for about 4 blocks before she finally asked for a seat in embarrassment. If you're all getting off before King and Columbia, let the people who need it sit... Those seats at the front are for the disabled.

OMG:
SLC playing songs from Coldplay's new album :D

OMG:
Apparently today is Dana Porter Day. Free apple cider and STALE cookies!

OMG:
I spend bout 85% of my time at work on this site. It's quite sad actually

OMG:
Can't believe I missed HvZ signup. There's a guy in my spec class who's armed to the teeth with nerf guns.

OMG:
Remember the guy who pulled a gun in SLC? He plead guilty.

OMG:
I can't even understand the marking scheme let alone the course. Now I can't calculate how much my failed midterm will affect my final grade.

OMG:
My idea of taking a risk at this point in my life is using the UW-Unsecured connection.
Eff you, midterms.

OMG:
HAPPY DIWALI!

OMG:
Failed my chem and calc midterm. It was nice knowing you UWaterloo.

MOD'S NOTE: You can still do it! We believe in you :)

OMG:
Unless you're asked for your opinion, feel free to shut up about how the men and women of Waterloo dress. It's their body, not yours.

OMG:
Between papers, midterms, and studying, you wouldn't think my biggest concern right now would be the fact that I still don't know what to be for Halloween.

OMG:
I wonder, have the MODs ever had an MC written about them? For example, you're updating that section and come across one about you! "OMG! C'est moi!"

MOD'S NOTE: Maybe ;)

OMG:
To whoever was playing the bagpipes around 5:30 on Tuesday near M3 (possibly? sound travels far). You sir/madam, are awesome. Thanks for making me smile.

OMG:
Improv ninja action in toronto!

OMG:
Dear girls in RCH basement, you don't need to advertise that you're a lesbian by loudly talking about how you like to "munch carpet". You don't see me talking about sucking dick as an advertisement that I'm straight.

OMG:
Currently discussing, gut feeling vs intuition in class, feeling like I'm in high school again, Oh wait, this is because I'm learning from a Laurier prof.

OMG:
This is so true and perhaps the mods might feel like posting it so others can read and maybe feel better.

OMG:
This site is once again being updated! Yay!

OMG:
To the girl who heard me coughing in the SLC Silent study room and came up to me and offered me a cough drop, Thank you :).

OMG:
Can the fine arts faculty/staff please stop spamming our inboxes over at VCULT 101? Not everyone taking that course is a fine arts major who wants to get your 100 emails a week. It's an arts breadth requirement course after all. You guys spam me more than all the Nigerian princes trying to sell me Rolex Louis-Vuitton Viagra (seriously).

OMG:
Somewhere in between all the homework, studying, and meetings, you forget the most important thing: eating.

OMG:
I'm going to try and get the term "bunny-hug" to catch on in Ontario. Who's with me? (and I'm not referring to the dance style)

OMG:
I can't be the only one who had no clue there's a satellite campus in Stratford.

OMG:
Dear cheater who sat beside me for the MUSIC 100 midterm. Shame on you, asshole.

OMG:
First time I saw an aurora borealis ever! In Waterloo. Made my bad feelings go away...

OMG:
Didn't know what the deal was with Perrier water, tried it today. Sucks balls.

OMG:
Thanks to the person who stole my bike. Obviously you wouldn't understand the hardship you've put me in because if you did you wouldn't be so inconsiderate.

OMG:
There was a guy dressed up in paintball gear in the ML caf; black outfit complete with ammo and gun.

OMG:
If you're complaining about not being able to afford food for yourself maybe you should quit smoking.

OMG:
I have never seen a bicycle before! Maybe I'll stop it my tracks and shit my pants because I'm not sure how to react to one of these things!

OMG:
I love it when my residence fire alarm goes off at 12:30am and then again at 1:40am, a great night before my exam day.

OMG:
Glen Coco? 4 for you Glen Coco.. you go Glen Coco!

MOD'S NOTE: And none for Gretchen Wieners, BYE.

OMG:
There are too many girls on campus who try to pull off the blonde look. Sometimes the shoe just doesn't fit ladies.

OMG:
If I was a beautiful woman, I would throw myself at rich, powerful men.

OMG:
I have an exam tomorrow... Why am I spending hours on OMGUW?

MOD'S NOTE: OMGUW improves test scores. That's real science.

OMG:
When's Lipdub coming out? I'm waiting...

OMG:
To all the GRT bus drivers who smile and say "Good Morning" or "Good Evening" as I get on the bus, thank you. You make my day :)

OMG:
People at SJ don't know how to flush.

OMG:
Why all the generalizations of Asians (i.e. all asians are loud, all asian girls are ugly)? I thought this was Canada, the beautiful mosaic!

OMG:
It would be funny if the girl who offered the umbrella in #10438 was the thief in #10442.

MOD'S NOTE: Meta-OMG.

OMG:
OkCupid quizzes IS NOT what you should be doing in a library.

OMG:
I wish there was a Fall Term Reading Week

OMG:
Really hoping this Jobmine glitch is real, cause if it is I have 3 job offers!

OMG:
A guy in a wheelchair with blue shirt and blue sunglasses asked me to push him to the corner of columbia and hazel because of the wind and uphill. A part of me thought it was some huge prank, but I did it anyways in case he really needed the help.

OMG:
UW Alumni here. Made a video I think UW students can appreciate :) Have a blast at UW!

OMG:
Thanks to the guy who gave me a campus bubble t-shirt after all hope was lost. :D

OMG:
RIP Richard Vollans. You be greatly missed!

OMG:
To the asshole who stole my umbrella in the EV3 Williams when I forgot it on a table when I went to go write a midterm: You're a douchebag.

OMG:
One side of my mattress has coffee and vomit stains. The other side has period blood stains (I'm a guy). Talk about being a student

OMG:
Laurier Dining Hall seriously needs sitting limit. It is not a place to do your psychology! Get up and leave!

MOD'S NOTE: OMGWLU?

OMG:
Statistics is a terrible abuse of notation :(

OMG:
To the girl who offered me her umbrella at the 29 Bus stop this Monday. I hope your week is as sweet as you are

OMG:
I'm coming back to interview you guys. Muhaha, get ready for some pain !

OMG:
CAMPUS BUBBLE IS OPEN! :D

OMG:
HvZ hasn't even officially started and my blood pressure is already through the roof. HUMANS, WE MUST STICK TOGETHER!

OMG:
I apologize on behalf of all the asians that make a ridiculous amount of noise in DC. We're not all like that, I promise.

OMG:
How sweet would campus be if there were Buffalo roaming around instead of geese? Pretty sweet I'd say!

OMG:
Mods how do you get paid for adds? If I click on it do you get monnies?

MOD'S NOTE: By views and clicks! Clicks give us the most monies :)

OMG:
Wuddup Mods? How's it going? I bet you have to spend a lot of time filtering through these submissions, just wanted you to know that your work is appreciated.

MOD'S NOTE: Thanks! It's submissions like these that make the job worth doing!

OMG:
Is it unpatriotic to hate snow, dislike hockey, and think Tim Hortons sells shit coffee?

OMG:
When we interview you, we can tell when you are completely bullshitting us, especially if we are alumni. Takes a bullshitter to spot a bullshitter.

OMG:
Guys doing parkour on the ramp to E5 Saturday - you're awesome!!

OMG:
I am still in a rage about the fact that GRT changed the 12 bus route. Now all the students who live down Keats Way have to pack onto the 29, or not get on at all, because they typically just drive right by the stops.

OMG:
Optometry students are really HAAAAWT. FML that they never come to the main campus.

OMG:
No matter how hard I try, white people will just never understand.

OMG:
Metrosexual is gay. Real men don't groom.

OMG:
If you want to work on a project with your friend, don't take up a lecture room as big as RCH 101 and then tell me to go study somewhere else because you're going to be loud. Some of us are graduating this year and would like to take advantage of the new comfy chairs before we leave.

OMG:
So I can't get over thinking all relationships are quite immature to a degree, especially when you think about fights and all the other little crap that goes into them. My friends think I'm crazy, anyone else agree with me??

OMG:
I love when people have keggers for their bunny's birthday.

OMG:
Don't forget to sign up for the Campus Wide Humans vs. Zombies!

OMG:
"Alpha-male sexist-homophobic asshole" is the best description for 99% of UW guys.

OMG:
I ask my TA questions and she gives me Wikipedia links. Wtf.

OMG:
Listening to Neil Young on a Sunday afternoon after a hard week. You know that feeling.

OMG:
What the hell is that noise in the DC basement?! It sounds like the pipes are dying and I'm trying to study.

OMG:
Contagion is a terrible film to watch when you are ill.

OMG:
To whom ever returned my wallet untouched. Your awesome thank you!

OMG:
I wish my roommate would talk to me in person, instead of sending me Facebook messages.

OMG:
I love people in Pure math!

OMG:
Whenever I go visit my fuck buddy I tell my roommates I'm going to the gym. Almost the same thing, right?

OMG:
Protip for Asians: With Movember coming up, stop shaving now and you should be go to go... for Movember 2012.

MOD'S NOTE: Trufax.

OMG:
The UW Goes Paintballing event thingy was ridiculous amounts of fun! Props to the people who organized it :)

OMG:
Dear Feridun Hamdullahpur, can you please stop flooding my inbox?

OMG:
Dear Feridun Hamdullahpur, can you please stop flooding my inbox?

OMG:
Does our Engineering Faculty really think putting all exams in one week + plus + interviews, would benefit us in the long run?

OMG:
I'm jealous of all the people graduating today, I just want school to be over with now and i'm only in second year

OMG:
Apparently there was a murder on campus...

OMG:
To the couple in my Psych class, cuddling and kissing all lecture is not necessary. Take it home.

MOD'S NOTE: You can always ask them nicely to stop!

OMG:
Congratulations to those who are graduating!

OMG:
I wish it were easier to know when someone is gay or not on campus. Instead, I just hope/tell myself they aren't until I move on.

OMG:
Pedestrians, you do NOT always have the right of way over cars. It drives me crazy when a pedestrian jumps in front of my car and expects me to stop. Guess what - unless it's a crosswalk or intersection, you are out of luck! It's called jaywalking. Look it up!

MOD'S NOTE: Come at me bro.

OMG:
So (some of) the 12 route drivers from Carter to King refuses to let Laurier students board at peak times, as the buses would get too full for UW students to ride. Why they didn't do this from Candlewood to Seagram for UW students last year is beyond me.

OMG:
Im done all my interviews, I just want to see the rankings NOW! A month is way to long to wait.

OMG:
I was trying to stop using social networking sites, but I just went from just facebook to facebook, twitter, and tumblr. So much for not procrastinating

OMG:
Anyone else in Stat230 constantly think of Pokemon when the prof talks about mu(μ). Especially today, when there was a mu1 and mu2 in the example!

OMG:
So Beta's liquor license has been declined. That's not surprising considering the owners' shady connections never mind that they have served alcohol. Steve Aoki drinking at one of their recent events is hilarious in this context.

OMG:
Does anyone have any good ideas that could keep those chatty mouths shut up once for all?

OMG:
Is "room temperature" a difficult concept? Apparently it is for UW. Lecture hall in M3 is like a freaking ice box! Turn off the a/c!

OMG:
Apparently University in Canada is dysfunctional.

OMG:
Coming out week.. Why do you need a certain week to come out of the closet? Do it when it feels right. Don't be pressured to do it a certain week. I believe all the 'coming out' week accomplished was making the great hall a very uncomfortable place for many people.

OMG:
Just because you own a camera that costs thousands of dollars, doesn't mean you're a professional photographer... It just means that you spent a lot of money.

OMG:
Today, while sitting in the Tatham Centre waiting for an interview, a guy came up to the girl sitting in front of me and told her that he noticed her from across the room, and that she was gorgeous. I hope you know that you probably made that girl's day, week and probably month! I know it made me smile, and you weren't even complimenting me! Thanks!

OMG:
I would like to apologize to everyone in my LS 101 and SOC 222 exams yesterday for making an excessive amount of noise blowing my nose.

OMG:
No matter what we do transportation in UW is like a bad game of rock paper scissors. Car beats Bike, Bike beats Pedestrian, Pedestrian complains on OMGUW. Ride the bus and quit bitching.

OMG:
This is too funny.

OMG:
It has been a million years since I made out with someone and he was a ginger. Please someone send me a guy who will suck my face off already.

OMG:
It's not easy being green party. :(

OMG:
I don't want to see any more "It's the end of term; I wish I had said something earlier" MCs this year. It's October. You have time, so go for it.

OMG:
Waterloo students representing Engineering without the hate with Starcraft 2 on YouTube!

OMG:
Too busy for a relationship, too allergic to hook up.

OMG:
UW has the hottest half Asian girls!

OMG:
UW needs to get rid of those ancient projectors on trolleys.

OMG:
Some guy was speeding on ring road today while I was crossing. Knowing I had the right of way, I slowed down so that he would either hit me or slow down himself. The asshole made himself look like he had road rage and swerved around me rather than slowing. Idiots shouldn't have licenses.

OMG:
A common courtesy tip: When sitting in class rooms with the seats all attached (ie, 4th floor of MC), DO NOT spend the ENTIRE lecture/exam shaking your legs!

OMG:
Every message sent out on ACE from people asking for notes, whether it be because somebody died or because they were sick, or because they skipped to study for a midterm or were late and didn't feel like coming - regardless of how ridiculous or legitimate these messages sound - I always answer them and send my notes to those in need. I miss one class, and I send out an email to the entire 300 person class, and not one fucking answer? Fuck you guys. Fuck all of you.

OMG:
Does anyone know when the guy who sells video games at SLC is gonna be back? Haven't seen him in weeks.

OMG:
I just got kicked off the bus halfway to my destination because the drivers shift ended. Really? Aren't you supposed to at least finish the route or something?

OMG:
Asian table-tennis players have such a horrible attitude. Even after you beat them :')

OMG:
Oh no girls, I just remembered it's almost MOVEMBER :(

OMG:
My friend just found out his girl has been deliberately not taking her pill and she is now pregnant.

OMG:
So many attractive, well-dressed men at the grad house on Tuesday! I've never seen a concentration like that at UW in all my years here.

OMG:
Why do people find girls less funny than guys?

OMG:
Without fail, I always type ration when meaning to type ratio.

OMG:
What the hell is wrong with the toilets in MC? I'm tired of flushing then sprinting away just so I don't get showered with poo.

OMG:
Your feet do not need a seat on the bus either.

OMG:
I hate being paranoid, can't go to the bathroom when i'm studying at the library. Don't want to leave my stuff all alone.

OMG:
I love it when professors have their e-mail signatures set to "Cheers!"

OMG:
Too intimidated to got to PAC/CIF? Just run up and down the DP stairs instead!

OMG:
Why does Dana Porter smell so strongly of B.O.? Do people not shower anymore? Not cool guys.... And girl sitting behind me... gross.

OMG:
Holy shit. Why do all first year tutorials spend so much time telling us how to cite? How the fuck do you think we got into UW if we couldn't do this?

OMG:
Your bag does not need a seat on the bus.

OMG:
After 4 years in this school I came to one conclusion: men are pigs. They'll use you for sex and nothing else.

OMG:
Tell me, what exactly confuses you about silent study areas? You obviously don't understand the purpose.

OMG:
People in DP who can't get seats at the computers - suck it up and look somewhere else like the rest of us when we don't happen to find seats, no use loudly complaining like the whole world revolves around you.

OMG:
Can the girl in class please stop answering all the questions and let the prof teach? We get the fact that you know everything about the course, but most of us don't so... Shut up, thanks.

OMG:
I hate it when I can't study for an exam, because I know I am going to fail. I still want to do well, but I end up stressing out due to fear.

OMG:
Damn it Waterloo, why do you insist on breaking my umbrellas with your constant wind?

OMG:
Can somebody PLEASE write a script so that you can maintain your UW-ACE session indefinitely?

OMG:
The washrooms in the accounting building are so nice! It's the one place on campus where I don't dread taking dumps.

OMG:
Isn't it law or at least common courtesy for cyclists to dismount and walk their bicycle across an intersection? The ones that cycle across have to do so very slowly and awkwardly anyway, why not just dismount?

OMG:
The 'meet Asian singles now' ads are so appropriate for this site :)

OMG:
There are more geese than good looking boys on campus.

OMG:
We have such a short Christmas break :(

OMG:
Zehrs at Fischer-Hallman and Erb jacks up their ground beef prices for Student Tuesdays: it was $14.78/kg yesterday, and now it's $8.80/kg...wtf?

OMG:
I'm sick of cold rain, just snow already!

OMG:
You know you're addicted to OMGUW when each time you refresh the page, a new OMG comes out.

MOD'S NOTE: We try (:

OMG:
When you go to DC and over 1/2 the people at the '5 mins or less station' are casually browsing facebook/watching youtube videos. Seriously? Mawfucka I need to PRINT SOME SHIT.

OMG:
I don't go to UW, but by reading some of these OMG'S there seems to be a lot of sexual frustration, I propose a Sex Party.

OMG:
I almost got ran over by a car today while riding on my bike on Ring Road. There's got to be a better way for bikes, pedestrians, and cars to co-exist on campus.

OMG:
Thank you to both the guy who warned me about being splashed from the busstop doorway and also to the one who put his umbrella back up so someone without one could stand under the shelter. People like you make rainy days like today a little less miserable :)

OMG:
Everytime I'm in the library and I smell someone's delicious dinner I just want to steal it.

OMG:
My boyfriend broke up with me and now i can't concentrate on my upcoming midterms :(

MOD'S NOTE: Whatta dick.

OMG:
Protip for all you people wearing a suit for the first time: WHITE socks do not go with a BLACK suit and BLACK shoes.

OMG:
Watch where you're bloody going with umbrellas. It's not just you walking on the sidewalk, you ignorant twats.

OMG:
When I order a hot chocolate in EV3 from Williams, I expect a hot chocolate, not a clump of cocoa at the bottom of my cup after drinking a medium cream.

OMG:
TIL Miss Ontario 2011 is a second year student from UW. So who says UW doesn't have hot and beautiful girls?

OMG:
I get that it's annoying to listen to people sniffle or cough in class, but people complain just as much if a sick person stays home and then asks for notes on ACE

OMG:
Congrats to the Waterloo men's and women's golf teams for winning their respective championships this past week!

OMG:
Making out at Sofa lounge... Seriously bro?

OMG:
I am confused by the "Bitch make me a sandwich" posters, but I suppose I should tear them down when I see them. Anyone know what is going on?

OMG:
Waterloo is doing a Humans vs. Zombies game!

MOD'S NOTE: Catch me if you can! ;)

OMG:
Ads on this site? I guess nothing can be free anymore

MOD'S NOTE: Just so we can cover the cost! :)

OMG:
Feminists of UW, please reply to this

OMG:
Theres more geese then good looking girls on campus

OMG:
Exam Schedule!

OMG:
Hello everyone of UW. I don't care if you're white, asian, black, purple, green or rainbow coloured - a library is a place to study, not talk about what you watched last night, or how in love you are with Maryanne, but she's dating some hefty cow on the football team. We don't care, and neither does your friend. If you have the urge to talk, please LEAVE.

P.S. it's called a tissue guys, blow your flipping noses.

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Dear First Years,
You will learn early on that you should never, ever, under any circumstances, ask for notes through UW Ace. Not only will you not get any notes, even in a class with 700 people, but you may also receive the occasional hate email for sending out a mass message.
AKA: no one reads that shit. no one cares how sick you are. you must not be that sick if you took the time to send it to everyones ace account AND their personal email.
Ask a friend, or ask the person next to you in the next class.

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I'm a female in mech eng. I am the 1%.

OMG:
Does it make sense to think of morals like opportunity costs? It seems like it's the standard that moral judgement doesn't apply if someone chooses to let nature run its course in most situations, unless they are clearly one of very few that can affect the situation. I don’t see why this has to be the case, other than it being a safe general guideline for people to follow.

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I wish I had the balls to drop the unreliable, insincere and untrue, bad friends I have. I just keep crawling back to them every time we stop talking.

OMG:
Dear the person who put fresh gum on a chair, you ruined my favourite pair of tights and the rest of my day

OMG:
Regarding OMG #10212, you sir are very wrong.

OMG:
I want to marry the person who did the 'wish you were here' circling the skies around campus. Cutest thing ever! Totally made my miserable tuesday so much better.

OMG:
To all the Occupy Wall Street supporters...

OMG:
Do they not have any policies about age limits in residence? Why is a 29 year old living in a first year residence next semester...

OMG:
Do people not have any common courtesy anymore? If it is clear that I am trying to study (I'm in an empty classroom), please don't come in and start watching movies. Honestly, if you can't find another empty classroom on campus to do that in, you're not looking hard enough.

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My Forms of Fantasy prof didn't know that "The History of Middle-Earth" books existed...

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The DC printing trick no longer works.

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Hey UW conservatives, guess what? The US government and justice, even in Texas, has shown Harper's stance on crime to be stupidly harsh!

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There's a ninja coming to Waterloo to talk about diversity. Only at UW would this happen.

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What to do when you realize that the girl you're dating, you just want to be friends with? Here comes the awkward train...

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This is a message for all the guys who think its cool to wear your pants so low that we can actually see what you're wearing underneath. I don't give a shit.

OMG:
Don't slam the door in the SAF silent study. Be considerate.

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If you leave your computer locked and leave in the Environment buildings, or elsewhere. IDGAF, I'm going to shut down your computer and use it.

OMG:
See someone in a suit? Wish 'em good luck on their interview =)

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I love you, OSAP. I know you're bad for me in the long run, but you give me butterflies when I see you show up on my bank account.

OMG:
Just spent today at work learning to draw 'Hello Kitty', don't know if that's sad or funny.

OMG:
I'm getting quite accustomed to sleeping in MC. I kinda like it.

OMG:
This study exposes art majors for who they are.

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Occupy UW! Friday in the Arts Quad!

OMG:
To the girl who lost her AFM textbook, 7 emails to my personal account AND school account is 6 too many.

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I feel like I'm the only infertile person on campus and I really hate it. I really looked forward to having kids someday after I'm done school, and I really don't want to have to go through the trouble of adopting. I'm not really sure what I'll do, but nothing I can think of really seems to fit.

OMG:
Females of UW: can you respond to this? Civilized responses only.

OMG:
Bikes need to have bells. I'm sick of almost being run over by bikers.

OMG:
Waterloo is full of cute Asian girls. I want a cute Asian girlfriend. The only thing holding me back is Engineering.

OMG:
Whoever has a car in Columbia/Lester area that goes off every night at 9:05, PLEASE FIX IT!

OMG:
To the girl who very loudly described her weekend bang before Philo 219J, no one wanted to here about his pathetic 'jackhammer' or how the condom was left in you, or how easy you finish. But you were so loud we were all forced to. I'm not opposing your sexual lifestyle, but shouting about it doesn’t make you a feminist or seem cool. It just makes you look sleazy like it would of any male or female. Is was really disgusting and honestly horrifying to hear. I’d just like you to think twice before telling stories like that so loud in public again.

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Here's an idea - have as many as people as possible gather in the SLC Great Hall around midday. Then when the rest of the public isn't expecting it, everyone pulls out their laptops and starts blasting porn.

It would be the first step towards porn being socially acceptable to watch in public!!

OMG:
I read all these articles about how social networking sites make you depressed. Always thought that was bullshit up until now. It a shame that all these people I know live such great lives and my life's boring as hell.

OMG:
"Please note that Firefox 4.0, Internet Explorer 9.0, Safari and Chrome are not supported browsers for use with UW-ACE and some functionality will not work properly." Cool, ACE, cool.

OMG:
Dear person who took two couches to sleep while the MC comfy was full: You are an asshole

OMG:
Things that are disrespectful to a prof trying to teach and annoying to me: Talking loudly (try to at least whisper), throwing things into a garbage across the room, throwing things at other students across the room, duck taping shit, watching Korean drama shows.

OMG:
Let's all try this, compliment a stranger a day for a better place !

OMG:
I don't understand why people complain so much about what people in front of them are looking at in class. Keep your eyes on your own fucking screen, or the front of the classroom. I don't try to blame my lack of ability to pay attention in class on others.

OMG:
Why is the photocopier next to the study cubbies at SJ? Super frustrating! This whole library needs to be designed better

OMG:
Today my Spectroscopy prof is talking about penetration into classically forbidden regions.

OMG:
The arts faculty is the biggest at Waterloo, and not a single academic advisor can answer my questions. Thank you uw, really.

OMG:
It's Coming Out Week !

OMG:
After reading the OMG about the 10 weirdest campus clubs, I really want to see a fetish and kink club at Waterloo. Some kink workshops on campus would be amazing!

OMG:
I have ten interviews, and I am still logging into jobmine for fucking updates. Fuck this addiction, JM should notify via email for any updates.

OMG:
I get annoyed when adults talk about how we are such a "privileged" generation and that we all feel so entitled. There used to be jobs for any one with a high school diploma, university didn't put you in debt and you could buy a house with an affordable mortage because good paying jobs were plentiful. There are no jobs now, because the ones that haven't been outsourced are still taken by the baby boomers. They took more than their share, and we're paying for it!

OMG:
To those who bash occupy Wallstreet, dont hold animosity against your future allies. Everyone will be bled dry if we dont do something about it.

OMG:
Why didnt they plan the school well so we could use the tunnels. Its getting cold.

OMG:
There is that awkward moment when you realize they person you are dancing with at REV is your TA.

OMG:
Girls on campus: PLEASE stop wearing colored contacts - no one thinks your eyes are actually green or blue. Be happy with your natural features.

OMG:
We need to fight for better co-op jobs! #occupytathamcentre

OMG:
I hate when kids in college (Seneca, Humber) who are not in post-Grad programs complain about their workload.

OMG:
Bob Sproule posted the following on ACE: "and remember, what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer... the taste!"

WTF.

OMG:
Eduroam, suck my dick.

OMG:
Dear boys trying to pick up us tall girls, asking us to be on your basketball/volleyball team is not creative, get a new pickup line.

OMG:
So it's already midterm season. Where did the term go?

OMG:
These Occupy [insert city here] protests remind me of the French Revolution. Except the poor Americans are more oppressed than the French peasants because the aristocracy is better at brainwashing them now.

OMG:
I get it. It's Oktoberfest. But do you have to act like morons on the bus and get everyone's attention?

OMG:
UW quit hiring such hot mid term proctors I gotta concentrate!

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UW is in the top ten! Weirdest campus clubs in Canada, that is.

OMG:
Third broken umbrella from going through all the highrise wind tunnels this week.

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Whenever I hear the name Jason, I sing "Jason Derulo" in a high pitched voice. No, this is not because I am a crazy Pop fan or in love with his rockin' body. It's because I am in science.

OMG:
I want to have sex with my TA.

OMG:
Why does the Optometry building have to be so out of the way? How am I supposed to meet a future doctor-wife!?

OMG:
I know this is douchey, but how are you suppose to be happy for your friends when they have everything you want?

OMG:
TC and CECS employ a lot of people. If I don't get a co-op placement I'm gunna DEPLOY my foot up someone's ass!

OMG:
Yesterday after a midterm I bought a coffee at Tims. The girl at the counter only charged me 25 cents and gave me a really nice smile. Then when I went to get the coffee the other lady asked me how I am. Thank you so much for the great customer service, you both brought a smile to my face.

OMG:
No lovey dovey in the SLC please. You're making us single people feel down.

OMG:
I almost forgot to enroll in winter courses. Then I read an OMG about enrolment. Thanks OMGUW

MOD'S NOTE: No problem.

OMG:
Love you, Nathan Fillion.

OMG:
Oktoberfest: great night, AWFUL morning

OMG:
To those guys who left their trash behind in the MC computer labs: Learn how to find a bin.

OMG:
Was a frosh in 2007. Talked to some first years recently who had no idea what Mel's was. You know you need to graduate when...

OMG:
To the people who troll OMGUW Chat, we really don't mind. Stay a while and listen.

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Never take amath 331, unless you have to. If you have too make sure you do drugs during that term.

OMG:
Some profs need to learn how to organize their powerpoint slides.

OMG:
Epic Meal Time was EPIC.

OMG:
Classic university student moment: when you drop food on your shirt and think "shit, now I need to do laundry"

OMG:
Five weeks into the term and five gray hairs have already popped on my head.

OMG:
Campus wifi + last day of enrollment appointment = no hair left on my head. Do you really need to torrent your porn/warez/movies/etc. while on campus?

OMG:
The latest epidemic to hit our classrooms: tumblr. I spent a good portion of the lecture watching the girl in front of me endlessly scroll through pages of hipster quotes, obnoxious gifs, and pictures of naked people touching each other.

OMG:
I always wish that the love of my life would come sit in the empty cubicle next to me in DP.

OMG:
Sometimes in class I'd see people putting up their feet in the empty seat in front of them, or sitting in a fetal position with their heels digging into the edge of the chair. Please -- other people are going to put their behinds there. Be considerate!

OMG:
To UW: I find your lack of geese disturbing.

OMG:
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

OMG:
What makes people think it's perfectly acceptable to talk at a normal volume inside a library? Must have missed that memo.

OMG:
Can you stop browsing the lulu lemon website while in class, it's distracting. Thanks.

OMG:
One of these days I'm going to bring a razor to use in the "razor only" outlets in the older washrooms on campus.

OMG:
To all the frosh and everyone else. With midterms coming up, keep an eye on laptops in library, more theft always happens during midterms/exams.

OMG:
I saw a planner grind line at Bomber. Gods, everyone in my program is so attractive.

OMG:
I really, really want sex. Picking up at Bomber is such a chore even for a girl... I miss long term relationships.

OMG:
Can't get into a lab I need. Wtf waterloo. I want to graduate

OMG:
Difference between guys and girls when getting on the bus: guys just show WatCards, girls open up wallets and display every card in their collection.

OMG:
I've never fully understood what an "OMG" is... I mean with other websites like FML you know exactly what an FML is, just a funny anectode. But OMGs can be virtually anything, for example they can be... this! And that's why I love this site.

OMG:
Wearing a messy bun on the top of your head doesn't look casual. It looks moronic.

OMG:
GREs are the biggest scam in town.

OMG:
I now have to check each of my 5 e-mail addresses separately. Thank you, BlackBerry. I knew I could rely on you.

OMG:
When no one else is in the Math/DC connection, I pretend I'm on the runway and strut my stuff.

OMG:
Waiting in the rain for the extremely late GRT sucks.

OMG:
Dear UW Men:
If you see a girl without an umbrella when it is pouring rain, be nice enough to at least offer your umbrella. You enjoy looking at our long hair, why don’t you help us maintain it nice and soft?

OMG:
I've had it with competitive people. If I’m your friend, and do not even have the slightest interest into applying to the same professional school as you, why would you be such a baby and change your attitude towards me when I get a couple of % higher than you in a course?
Seriously people, we will all fill out a separate application, so have some respect for each other.

OMG:
I hate having a blackberry. There's always a service problem!

OMG:
We should have balloons in the SLC every day.

OMG:
iOS 5 was just released, time to iMessage everyone!

OMG:
Someone outside of Domus Housing got access to previous tenant information it seems. Stay far away from this company!

OMG:
Lost my wallet yesterday on campus. I really hope someone is nice enough to turn it in. It's light blue and green, in case anyone sees it.

OMG:
To people who suck at locking bikes: please remove your front tires from the bike racks so other people can use the space.

OMG:
Random people that I don't know: stop asking me to watch your stuff while you leave your work space! Do you really think I'm going to stand up to someone if they try to touch your crap? Nope!

OMG:
"Seriously, guys, next week we're doing the lab report BEFORE the night before it's due."

Every week.

OMG:
I am becoming tired of the undergraduate scene. I just want to live in a townhouse in Oakville with a live-in spouse and a cat.

OMG:
Here's an idea - let's organize an OMGUW singles event!

MOD'S NOTE: Great idea!

OMG:
Wow, there's a lot of sick people on campus! Want to know how to avoid getting sick?

-Don't share food with other people. People can be sick before they show symptoms.

-Wash your hands after you use the washroom and before you touch your face or eat. SO MANY people don't wash your hands before doing these things and it really surprises me how many people don't seem to realize that simply washing your hands can drastically reduce your chances of picking up a virus. If you knew how many viruses are on a door handle, you'd be pretty grossed out.

Do these things and you can stay healthy this year!

-A UW Nurse

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Don't approach a counter to buy something if you're too busy yapping on your cell phone to listen to anything the cashier needs to tell or ask you. It's extremely rude. Ask the person on the line to hold on a minute, it's not hard.

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Thanks UW, for being the top Computer Science School in Canada. You're communications infrastructure really shows shows how innovative and ahead we are.

- Courtesy Student in UW Dungeon

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To everyone who bikes on the sidewalk: GET OFF THE SIDEWALK! There is clearly a bike lane right on the road. Stop annoying us pedestrians and being assholes in general.

OMG:
I just got rejected by all the jobs I've applied for. I'm scared...my marks aren't even that great either.

OMG:
I'm thinking of enrolling into AFM 473 but only 1 person is enrolled in it...

OMG:
The Tombstone to School spirit has been removed!

OMG:
A grumbly tummy in class is so embarrassing. I don't think that anyone is falling for my assertion that there's a bear in class.

OMG:
Hey! OMG entered a contest to win some awesome prizes! Visit here and vote for us! We love you and stay awesome!

- The MODS.

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People, learn some manners. When people are standing in front of you, at least try asking if they are in line instead of just jumping in front of them.

OMG:
I still don't know if these things are supposed to be art or something.

OMG:
DP needs to enter the 21st century and get desks that actually have sockets. Symbolically, they make you bend down to your knees to plug in a laptop.

OMG:
I actually really enjoy bathroom stall graffiti.

OMG:
I miss my mum :(. She lives 7000 miles away from here and I'm so sad right now I need her :'(. I love you mum.

OMG:
I'm not the only one in the world having a day with assignments and exam on my 19th birthday, right? :(

OMG:
Posting photos of food on facebook seems to be an asian thing. Makes me crave food all the time.

OMG:
I hate landlords who specify the gender of the tenant/sublet because they almost always prefer females. It really makes finding a place/sublet hard sometimes.

OMG:
Can the girl in all GEOG classes please keep your mouth shut, we don't need your useless remarks.

OMG:
Do your parents really need to accompany you as the go bus line moves forward towards the door? You are in university!

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Firefox announced they would perform auto updates on the browser soon. How will I access UWAce when that happens?! I hate IE!

OMG:
I'm trying to study, but all I can think about is sex. What the fuck.

OMG:
All bowls in the house are dirty. Glass of cereal?

OMG:
Tanning outside and working on a paper, I'm loving school right now.

OMG:
Damn you Quest! Won't let me register because of a freaking 20 minute difference on 1 day?!

OMG:
Why are Asian girls so attracted to feminine looking guys?

OMG:
This is the first Thanksgiving I've spent as a vegetarian :)

OMG:
I can't wait till it is March again, then spring and summer will be right around the corner.

OMG:
I have so many MCs that I hope some girl reads a random MC and thinks it was written by me. Then she can think that I'm all sensitive. Oh, girls are so naive.

OMG:
Dear Jobmine employers, just because it is Sunday/thanksgiving weekend, does not mean you shouldn't screen and select applicants.

OMG:
This is the first Thanksgiving I've spent alone. :(

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I don't need an MC written about me, because I live in a connection that wasn't missed :)

OMG:
Midterms are annoying.

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Oktoberfest isn't cool when someone pukes on your carpet...

OMG:
The flies at SLC Tim Hortons will not let me eat in peace. Shouldn't they do something about it?

OMG:
OMGUW can't be an example of school spirit if it tolerates racism in its comments.

OMG:
People keep telling me that the social life in this place is bad. So far it's been awesome!

OMG:
I made a terrible mistake by joining mathematics. The social scene sucks big time. I should've gone to McGill or Western.

OMG:
Epic Meal Time is the #1 most subscribed YouTube channel in Canada and only 300 fucking tickets were sold. Smart move Feds.

OMG:
To all the people who found friends in line for the greyhound, you're all assholes.
Also, to the guy on the 5 pm bus who put his stuff on the window seat and let the driver believe someone was sitting there, you are the biggest asshole. That's someone's seat you just stole, someone who probably wanted to see their family and friends, to spend time with the ones they love. I hope you feel good about yourself.

OMG:
I graduated, and just realized how Waterloo has forever messed up my social skills. I thought 'Lynn' was 'Lin' and totally expected them to be some asian dude.

OMG:
WHOA there's an OMG UW APP on the android market. Win.

MOD'S NOTE: Indeed!

OMG:
Everyone's home for Thanksgiving and campus is eerily quiet.

OMG: That feeling you get when you see your number of 'applications available' is higher than last time you checked jobmine.

OMG:
University Lost and Found is so dumb. Why can't everyone send stuff to ONE location.

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To the people who complain about Liberals winning for a third time, the federal Conservatives had contempt of parliament and still won. Are we really surprised about election results anymore?

OMG:
The Math Endowment Fund logo looks like a cock with it's head chopped off!

OMG: Going to bomber and you get your butt grabbed by someone on a crowded dance floor? Boo hooo, what did you expect? Are you surprised and upset? Shouldn't be. Pointing at a crowd of a hundred people and telling the bouncer 'he grabbed my butt' does not do anything. You are probably intoxicated too and should learn what happens when you go out to a club. This does not mean Bomber does not care about females or take actual sexual harassment seriously. It means use some common sense and don't be ridiculous. Shame

OMG: I forgot what life outside of Waterloo and the GRT was like. Thanksgiving weekend is making me not want to go back.

OMG: Dear PHIL 145, Can all the smart asses with the stupid remarks shut up? Im trying to learn. Thank you.

OMG:
Most ridings that had a major university within them were Liberal or NDP. Kitchener-Waterloo ended up being PC. This is clearly due to Waterloo's typical apathy about everything.

OMG:
Procrasturbation leads to disasterbation.

OMG: My roommates don't understand the reasoning behind 'being clean'.

OMG: Guy in the SLC Tim's at around 8:20 today: You are a gentleman. You offered to pay for my Peach Juice after I realized I didn't have enough money. I thanked you like a dozen times, and I can't thank you enough. You, my friend, make up for all those people I open doors for that don't say "thank you" after. YOU ROCK, SLC Tim's Guy!

OMG:
Just checked the event page for Epic meal time at bomber, FEDS just posted it is okay to buy tickets off others. So not only did they host this at a ridiculously small venue for the 1,000 people who wanted to go, they let people who wanted to profit from the tickets buy the tickets, and ignore the people are willing to pay $40 for a ticket? So what do the remaining students who want to go do? Dissappointed that I voted for such a pathetic student government.

OMG: There should be singles events at the school.

OMG:
Don't expect MCs, write them.

OMG:
All the pretty girls with distinctive and beautiful pupils on campus, I hope I have one of you as a girlfriend one day.

OMG:
I sometimes wonder how much asbestos I'm exposed to on a daily basis on campus.

OMG:
I've counted close to 20 people sitting on the floor or standing in this class.
The class has an enrollment cap of 90 and 109 people are enrolled.
Seriously UW, what the fuck.

OMG:
Forgot to shave this morning, went to class, checked myself in the mirror during bathroom break, and could not tell a difference. I love being Asian.

OMG:
Vote today! :)

OMG:
Don't you dare clog up the stairs of MC, next time I will push harder

OMG:
I have a huge respect to caucasian and black females in mathematics. It's gotta be hard for them.

OMG:
When you send a dumb message to everyone in the course, I creep you on facebook.

OMG:
In memory of the late Steve Jobs, Apple will be using our emergency remote access to temporarily put all Macbooks, Macbook Pros, Macbook Airs, iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches and iMacs into sleep mode for 1 minute of digital silence at 13:00EST October 10. These are all devices that were the labor of Steve's love and this can be your way of saying thanks. If you wish to "opt out" either disconnect your device from any internet connection in the time leading up to, and during the minute, or email rememberingsteve@apple.com with "Opt Out" in the subject line. Steve will be remembered fondly.

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LipDub had a great script and unique and funny ideas, the organizers worked hard and it was tons of fun. There was a bit of miscommunication but the biggest problem is how UW lacks the spirit. This is our school and it's a great school and we're only doing LipDub once so shame on everyone who could have came yet chose not to! YOU ARE LAME!

I am not sure how much money LipDub got or who gave it to them but how about you do some research and realize that your tuition doesn't pay for much? That's right! most of the money the university spends was never yours to begin with so stop complaining and appreciate that others are giving you money so you get educated!

MOD'S NOTE: TLDR; Lipdub was great; UW has no spirit; shame on everyone for not coming; the event probably didn't spend your tuition money.

OMG:
I used to complain about the awful internet connection in DP, then I went to Laurier library...

OMG:
Anyone think that sharing lab coats in the microbiology labs is a bad idea? I feel bad for those that have to wait for an oversized smelly labcoat at followups when the room is already at capacity.

OMG:
This girl in my RS class just sent out the same email asking for notes five times. She definitely wont be getting mine.

OMG:
Calling out the prof in front of the whole class about the "ambiguous" 10 questions on a multiple choice quiz; not cool dude, not cool! P.S - Stop spaming everyone's ACE inbox with Wikipedia articles.

OMG:
I <3 coffee from the C&D

OMG:
I don't care for Steve Jobs. He is just another rich brilliant business man. Will you cry if George Soros died? You probably don't even know who is Soros. That's the thing. There are lot of rich business men out there. Jobs, like many other billionaires, wasn't a philanthropist.

OMG:
Apple releases a phone below everyone's expectations and Steve Jobs dies! I'm glad I have no investments in apple stock.

OMG:
Problem: I've ran out of clean underwear and I don't want to do laundry.
Solution: Buy new underwear

OMG:
My organic chem prof said "okay" over 200 times in our one hour lecture today.

OMG:
Dear student who told the whole class you could win a Nobel Peace Prize in PSYCH 211, please don’t come to class late, ask a student to move to the corner of the room so you can your friend can sit together, and then disrupt everyone around you by talking the entire time.

Next time sit at the back with the bloggers, thank you.

OMG:
The lines right now at the V1 caf are SO long right now. Really, this snake runs all the way around the counters and out the entrance !

OMG:
To all the kids who bitch that Waterloo isn't a "party" school or it's full of guys and nerds... Clearly there's a reason you're not at parties and not getting some.

OMG:
The university send out an e-mail to check Quest accounts. Naturally, Quest becomes bogged down in traffic and won't load anything.

OMG:
Hey girl who walks into physics 121 every morning late by atleast a half hour. Come on time or don't come at all. And take off your helmet, it gets in the way of the slide show.

OMG:
I already dislike group projects, its awesome when 3 members of your group don't reply for 2 weeks

OMG:
I wish the FedS would spend less time taking pictures of themselves and more time doing stuff for students.

MOD'S NOTE: This.

OMG:
To the two people talking extremely loud in DP on the 8th floor, thank you for letting everyone know your life's story. I'm sorry you have a group project while being a first year.

OMG:
Whenever I'm hungry and still on campus I go to CECS website to decide where I'm going to eat.

OMG:
I saw one of the organizer of Lipdub being rude and kicking out legit media photographers during the event on Saturday. I wondering what happened... They are allowed to be there since it's University property.

OMG:
Tax is terrible... The text and ITA don't make any sense.

OMG:
I would much rather you blow your nose loudly two or three times, than sit there for an hour and a half sniffing snot up your nose every 2 seconds.
It's gross.
No one wants to hear it.
Blow your nose.

OMG:
I can't wait for midterms to be over. Studying is cutting down on my OMG time!

OMG:
I'm supposed to be studying for a midterm, and I just spent 20 minutes playing with the brightness settings on my laptop.

OMG:
There was a guy in the female washroom a few nights ago. For some reason it didn't faze me.

OMG:
What's the point of the "improving" Quest and Jobmine when it doesn't even work after the update.

OMG:
I hate the fact that I can't get up to go piss at the library because I'm too scared that my laptop won't be there when I come back :(

OMG:
Hitler reference within 23 minutes in a discussion based class. New record.

OMG:
Must study for midterm... can't pull myself away from Calvin and Hobbes comics

OMG:
To the 2 girls in PSYCH 257, I speak for myself and others when I say, please stop saving the seats around you for all your friends who never end up coming to class anyway. I've seen this happen several times, and it's not fair for people who actually show up to not have a seat.

OMG:
Respect to all the people on campus training future guide dogs. So cute!

OMG:
My prof said "actually" 78 times in one lecture.

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Who the eff is dragging tables around DP 5th floor?

OMG:
The old man at the PAC is such a towel hungry nazi. Its a towel old man, calm yourself down.

OMG:
Whenever I see a acronym GF, I think of Galois Field...

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Good luck this weekend first-years!
Its time for the turkey dumps..

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Dear first years,

I respectfully request that you avoid silent study areas in libraries if you are working on a group project, presentation or reading things aloud. School can be tough for some people. Don't make it harder by disturbing others.

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After struggling for over a week with epsilon-delta proofs and consulting "tutors", I get my problem solved by a podcast on YouTube by a professor at JMU in about 7 minutes. Really, UW?

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The MODs support psycho cyclists!

MOD'S NOTE: Yep, come at us bro.

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All you idiots who drive crotch rockets, you might be the fastest ones on the road but physics is NOT on your side! Pay some fucking attention or your gonna get yourself killed.

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Went to Career Services today for a 'Career Path' Advisory meeting. My 'counsellor' confirmed my suspicions: Graduating with a BA won't get you anywhere special or anywhere at all.
So here's to UW--because of your once alluring promises of success, I'm now $15k poorer and will soon be the proud owner of that undesirable piece of paper that only indicates I've mastered the delicate art of going to as few classes as possible and still passing.

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The region just isn't ready for a bike share system yet. Seeing the history of how things are run around here, high membership costs + low efficiency are inevitable.

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Anyone who cares in the slightest about the environment; who likes nature or the Grand River; or the water they drink. For anyone who has ever been to Orangeville or Collingwood; or anyone that thinks a hole in the ground 1/3 the size of Toronto and deeper than Niagara Falls is devastating needs to watch this video. For those who don't give a shit about the environment - educate yourself. Help STOP the proposed 2,300 acre MEGA QUARRY an american company is attempting to build just two hours away from our University.

MOD'S NOTE: TLDR; watch this video if you care about the environment.

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Had a thing for this girl in first year, became friends, finally got her off my mind after she got back together with her boyfriend. Now we're roommates, she's dating another guy, and I think I'm regressing. Fuck.

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I wish people would turn down the volume when listening to music in the library. Not everyone wants to listen to "Moves Like Jagger" on repeat.

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Don't come to a lecture to look through 3 hours of shitty blogs right in front of me! Holy fuck. It's distracting as hell.

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All those people chatting it up since the first day of math, I'm so happy the prof finally told you all off today. If you want to make lame comments and giggle, don't come to the lecture.

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Today I sat outside the SLC where there's a bench, and a lady working in some shop in there came out and sat next to me for a smoking break. I had the best conversation in my life in those 10 minutes.

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Wireless is so slow in Dana Porter that I can't access the library's own website.

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They are building an elevator in AL. WHY DO YOU NEED AN ELEVATOR IN AL THAT HAS 3 FLOORS?

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Fuck you Philosophy, you are useless and no one gives a shit.

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I shaved my beard.