OMG:
I like the new transitional page on the UW website. The only thing that needs work is the font choice on the menus up top. Very nice overall though.

OMG:
What happened to the UW Black & Yellow video that was supposed to be released Reading Week?

OMG:
I often find myself intentionally eavesdropping of strangers conversations in the hopes of having something OMGOH worthy. And sometimes I hope that whenever I say something funny, someone will overhear me and post it.

OMG:
Jonathan Witt talking about monkey sex and masturbation in Evolution lecture. Best tutition money ever spent!

OMG:
There is no way that UW students are going to out-drunk the Laurier fools down the road come Marathon Monday

OMG:
Foursquare is not working. I went from 47 check-ins to 0 in the FEDS mayor contest! Not fair!

OMG:
New website design added 3 more required clicks to get to quest from main page. considering its pre-enrollment day, how DARE they slow down my access

OMG:
Two campus cop cars and a police forensics van were outside MC this morning. Poster investigation?

OMG:
I hate those days where you endlessly debate whether or not to go to class because you have lots of work to do for other classes. In the end you end up wasting as much time debating and not doing your work as you would've actually going to class.

OMG:
I just met a third year engineer who didn't know the Environment and AHS faculties existed. Some students have nice little isolation bubbles around them.

OMG:
Lovely how UW says that the university website has been changed, when in reality only the front page has been given a dainty uplift and everything else is the same old prehistoric shitty layout.

OMG:
I just want to thank the misogynists for making everybody so aware of gender issues. Without your hate, we may have continued to ignore the disparity between sexes.

OMG:
New website. Glad to see we ripped off MIT.

OMG:
If UW wireless is so dangerous and unsafe and easily compromised why not fucking GET RID OF IT instead of renaming it to uw-unsecure? as long as it's around my laptop connects to it automatically instead of eduroam.

OMG:
If you need to study the text 5 min before an exam, don't bother showing up. Do yourself a favor and drop the course.

OMG:
I've given the mods a hard time in the past but they are actually doing a decent job. Sorry mods!

MOD'S NOTE: Thanks! :)

OMG:
It's been a while since I worked on campus. Love coming into a computer lab at 6 AM to a random guy snoring

OMG:
Finally, the Mods tell us what they do.

OMG:
Nothing better than doing some shitty number theory math at 2:30am. Seriously, all my fellow mathtards out there, you know what I am talking about. Right?

OMG:
This guy is trying to come while studying next to me ... it's so gross! Oh DC What have you done to these guys... lonely and horny!

OMG:
It annoys me to no end that people send millions of emails on ACE giving lame excuses for why they missed something in class, then they ask people to send them stuff that is ALREADY POSTED ON ACE. Would it really hurt to search a little on ACE before spamming all course individuals?

OMG:
Why do programs that depend so heavily on UWACE and online documents provide documents, files, and links that DON'T WORK PROPERLY?

OMG:
CHAT orgy on Sunday was epic. I wanna shout thank you to all me good friends under nicknames: b, E, guest1337, rapist, nate, RL, jojo, RoRo, someguy, prematurejaculation, justaguest, and many others. Keep rocking people!

MOD's NOTE: Mod J was there too!

OMG:
Two million visits. HOLY CRAP! Mods, won't you annex the website banner or something.

OMG:
Life coming back to school means loads of slush @ MC exit facing SLC.

OMG:
Can we please get a big game of "The Floor is Hot Lava" going on campus?

OMG:
Psychology is Life Science at UofT and other universities. So why here at waterloo they are considered arts credits? Yes I'm mad.

OMG:
Lately I keep seeing a lot of posts about how the MODS are censoring things. Let it go people, seriously. There is a line, don't cross it. That way, their censorship will not affect you. In no way am I saying don't voice your opinion, but just be smarter about it.So cut the MODS some slack, they do have a justified reason to censor, especially considering they run OMGUW. Just saying.

OMG:
RL on OMGUW is like Justin Bieber; got just as many anti-fans as fans.

OMG:
I'm dreading seeing my roommates when we all get back from reading week. I can't believe I have to live with these passive-aggressive assholes for 2 more months.

OMG:
Reading Week was nice, but my family is crazy. Geese, I've missed you.

OMG:
The Joy of Teen Sex UK is like watching sex w/ sue! Surprised how much I learned! Spoiler: you get to watch a penis piercing in action

OMG:
How did I spend my reading week? Go somewhere exotic with friends? Nope, I watched porn.

OMG:
Midterms after reading week. FML.

OMG:
Life slowly but surely returns to normal on the campus. Silence was nice. People are better though.

OMG:
Sometimes when I study in DP I start to have "waking dreams" where I sort of doze off with my eyes open and start imagining things. Is there a gas line leaking in here that I should know about?

OMG:
With all the walking on campus, there should be no obesity at Waterloo

OMG:
I inherited racism from my parents, and I just can't seem to get rid of it no matter how hard I try. So I vent it here, rather than to innocent bystanders.

OMG:
It's spring. Let the fucking commence.

OMG:
Why don't guys just make their move! Just because some of us are quiet doesn't mean we don't like you!

OMG:
Massive OMGUW chat happening at 9PM on Sunday!

OMG:
Is anyone else in that stupid soc 101 class with the prof who thinks he is the next coming of jesus christ?

OMG:
There are some real good looking secretaries at the Registrar's Office

OMG:
Keep Shining! You are all beautiful!

OMG:
I'm in my fourth year and about to graduate, but because I'm only 21, lots of adults still don't take me completely serious on both things related and unrelated to school.

OMG:
Just found a new way to troll at a party: put mentos in ice cubes to serve with diet coke.

OMG:
Do people rate based on the quality of an OMG? Or based on the fact that they agree/disagree with it?

OMG:
CLV speed-bumps you are the bane of my existence

OMG:
Way to go UW. After all of the time, money, and all of the hype you created for WaterlooWorks, we get stuck with Jobmine anyways. Thanks.

OMG:
Stuck with jobmine after all.

OMG:
I hate the feeling when all of my friends in first year are getting A's in their courses with ease, and I'm getting B's and C's. I feel so dumb, and incapable of doing anything.

OMG:
I just learned my faculty has the highest acceptance rates for people who entered with an average between 70-74: 0.9%.

OMG:
I have a little chuckle every time I mark a midterm on which a student has written "homo" as a short-form for "homogenous equation."

OMG:
Hey UW! Here's an idea: Put up posters celebrating women, rather than having a fit!

OMG:
It hurts to tip, especially with a maxed out credit card and student loans.

OMG:
Dear UW, please don't shut down Warrior Weekends!

OMG:
Joey from friends will be at bomber the Wednesday after reading week!

OMG:
Mods, censorship is not cool.

MOD'S NOTE: Ya.

OMG:
I love the immense response to the posters around campus, but I just wonder why the same level of concern was not given to the guy vandalizing our campus earlier this year.

OMG:
If people think racism at UW is bad, go to Trent. They literally yell the *N* word at you out their windows. Not kidding.

OMG:
Dear President of Waterloo, Stop spamming my email.

OMG:
Wow, really? A forensic investigation? Everyone is just giving this bully what they wanted out of the posters. Learn to ignore stupid people!

OMG:
Despite this school's rampant sexism and racism, I still love it and wouldn't want to be anywhere else. It is also pretty hilarious to watch.

OMG:
Reading Week is all fun and games, except if you go to UW. Then it's all uber long assignments and midterms when you return.

OMG:
Another e-mail from the president was sent today. I haven't been paying attention, but he now makes it clear this is srs bsns.

OMG:
Dear Waterloo, please get proper instructors. Adjuncts paid a couple thousand per course are really not going to care about our learning.

OMG:
Mods, OMGUW app please!

MOD'S NOTE: End of March.

OMG:
The Rubiks Cube is only impressive to those that can't solve it. That's why I only bring it when I hang out at Laurier

OMG:
This hat For all the KIN nerds!

OMG:
To the girl giving me dirty looks for coughing on the bus, I'm asthmatic and forgot my puffer. Sure it bothers you, but it's 100x worse to be the one gasping for air.

OMG:
Why isn't UW a smokefree campus? Smokers, just transfer to York or something

OMG:
The Church of Nic Cage should have this as its first hymnal.

OMG:
Dear students of BIOL 139, I logged on the ACE only to discover that I had 55 new messages all ASKING THE SAME DAMN QUESTION. If you were unsure about the due date of the online quiz, you should have done it on the earlier day to be safe than to wait until the last possible moment. You people didn't deserve the extension.

OMG:
Whenever I enter E5 I want to throw up. It's like they said to a few engineers "quick, make the gaudiest thing you can". It's like a glass cube fucked the left over parts from DC

OMG:
Hope the MODs survived midterm madness!

OMG:
The long-awaited battle between work and procrastination begins. Work has grit and integrity behind it, but procrastination has puppies!

OMG:
And so we find out Google is secretly antisemetic

OMG:
I like the Unaccompanied Minors and I think they are a talented group, but why do they always have the same 1 guy and 3 / 4 girls singing?

OMG:
Roll up the rim is back!

OMG:
Dear UW students & westerners in general. I'm sick of you. You are very cold people. I'm packing & leaving forever to the east, where everyone is freindly.

OMG:
Trying to find co-op housing in the U.S. is the biggest buzzkill.

OMG:
Why does UW-ACE hate Safari so much? Lame. (And before you all tell me to jump on Firefox, Chrome, etc. Don't worry, I run those too)

OMG:
My physics assignment has an essay question on it.

OMG:
I love reading week in residence, it's quiet, nice, and I can get some work done. If only there wasn't the constant din of forgotten alarm clocks ringing.

OMG:
I hate how every stupid thing people say can be covered up by the veil of "trolling". Yeah guys, saying incredibly racist/sexist/stupid things is totally fine as long as you claim to be trolling right after.

OMG:
Dear UW students, "know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy" - Barack Obama.

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Mods, care to share some pageview & submission/rejection stats?

MOD'S NOTE: We will soon be releasing a bunch of stats collected over the year that OMG has been back! Stay tuned!

OMG:
I hope it wasn't engineers that vandalized this and this, because honestly, wtf UW?

OMG:
Why do you filter everything on the site now? You only put up shit that you personally like - which is usually complete shit.

MOD'S NOTE: If the shit that we put up on the site is complete shit, imagine the shit that would be on the site if we didn't filter out the shit. It would be shit^2.

OMG:
V1 cafe is close for the entire reading week and REV cafe closes at 7. So now I have to walk to the plaza in the blistering cold, every night, to eat.

OMG:
I'm glad we don't have these geese parades

OMG:
Is it wrong that I've been sleeping with my married professor for two years?

OMG:
How's this for double standard at UW:
When that guy was taking down Rhino Party posters, everyone was crying foul that he was violating free speech. Yet a person exercises his freedom of speech with these Marie Curie posters, and people want his head on a platter.

OMG:
I'm currently on a co op term in a different city, and one of the things that I miss most is 3am drunken Campus Pizza visits. I have yet to find a better garlic dipping sauce.

OMG:
This is just so over the top and ridiculous

MOD'S NOTE: The comments for this post has been locked. Several comments gotten out of hand. If you have any concerns over the decision, email us at OMGSUBMIT@gmail.com.

OMG:
Fashion for Change sucked BALLS in comparison to Unaccompanied minors. Face the facts

OMG:
The king is dead!

OMG:
UW keeps building more buildings. My small, community based residence is going to expand to become larger and it won't be as personal.

OMG:
To all the women who were complaining about not feeling safe on campus because of this "THE TRUTH" incident: I no longer feel safe stating my opinion based on the number of misandry fueled commentaries at the open panel discussion.

OMG:
Mods, fact it. No one reads MC, ILU, or OVERHEARD.

MOD'S NOTE: I think you meant to type "face", and google analytics seem to tell us otherwise!

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Lady Gaga is playing in the SLC. It's taking all my willpower to not get up and dance.

OMG:
Does not enjoy spending the Friday night before reading week writing an essay that's due at midnight. Thanks UW.

OMG:
Last night I lectured first years on the dangers of binge drinking. While doing this, I was completely hammered.

OMG:
I never saw any posters. I never received any hoax email. All of this has been brought to my attention by the newspapers. For goodness sakes don't feed the trolls. Whoever did this now has exactly what they wanted. With the press, the story will be reprinted in the national news. Yet again another isolated incident by some dunce will smear our school's reputation.

OMG:
The administration is doing a great job of feeding the troll who put up the hateful posters.

OMG:
Less than 5 minutes into the open panel discussion on 'recent events regarding hate speech on campus' it has turned into a manhunt, in all senses of the word.

OMG:
...and Imprint yet again proves its irrelevance. Hint: The election was last week.

OMG:
Wow, a lot of people are getting upset by this Marie Curie poster. Did something someone wrote really hurt your feelings that much? By making this a big deal, you're letting the coward who posted these posters win.

OMG:
The clique in bio wanted more power. Too bad their initiative to reform SciSoc's board structure failed.

OMG:
Mods please note. There is no person I can't stand the sight of more, than nic cage. I hate his voice, I hate his face, I hate his movies, and I hate his attempt at "acting".

In short, screw you guys I'm going home.

OMG:
Why are the comments on OMG UW in Pacific Time?

MOD'S NOTE: Blogger operates in Pacific Time.

OMG:
I was a restaurant yesterday when I realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

OMG:
I love that feeling I get when i rate an OMG and see the rating increase or decrease. :)

OMG:
Saw a new Truth poster. This one is insane, women are from saturn and sending spiders to kill us?

OMG:
I have an essay due tomorrow morning that I'm not done as well as a midterm that I haven't even thought about studying for, and here I am on OMGUW with The Sex Pistols blaring. The internet is a cruel mistress.

OMG:
Guys, serious aim properly, I do not want to backdoor it

OMG:
Say 'No' to increased rent and the proposed Waterloo rental licensing by-law! Sign the petition.

OMG:
I know you have a big ass S.U.V. or a high end Merc or BMW and I'm very proud of you for taking your parents' car, but for the love of God stop putting your high beams on!

OMG:
I almost got hit by one of the UW handicap vans. Are they trying to collect cripples?

OMG:
Good-bye, Hell Week! Hello, Margaritas!!

OMG:
Damn it girls, stop doing such sexual exercises at CIF!

OMG:
Did anyone else get around to reporting about the two Engineering council candidates who would have won if they had submitted their budgets before the Iron Warrior mentioned it? Shouldn't the Feds explain why the 2nd and 3rd place vote getters didn't win a seat?

OMG:
If you care about your city, fill this survey out.

OMG:
I walked from the SLC to near the DC, and saw some girls with sticks clearly doing a performance. I saw two seperate groups and the girls in those groups were beautiful.

Thank ya for making me stop and stare. Wish I waas in drama.

OMG:
Repeat after me: Java passes objects by reference, Java passes objects by reference...

Had an incident in a 4th year computer science class where a guy argued with the prof for 10 minutes about why objects in Java aren't passed by reference. At one point a class wide face palm occurred.

OMG:
Anyone else see the person who screamed and the other person who threw a water bottle at the screen during SOC 101?

OMG:
Guy sitting behind me in DP: judging by the moisture and volume of your coughs, you have cholera. Seek medical attention immediately.

OMG:
I hate it when I read a bunch of pages in my textbook before realizing I've been zoned out and haven't absorbed anything.

OMG:
Anyone else ever stare out the windows of DP and fall into a trance, instead of actually getting work done?

OMG:
The DP noise survey mentions ranting on OMG UW about the noise!!

OMG:
Anyone see the guy get arrested in the SLC yesterday? Dying to know what was going on.

OMG:
If you hit someones car in the parking lot please have the decency to leave a damn note. Im sick of having to pay for other peoples lack of parking skills.

OMG:
Study for the midterm tomorrow or follow the Jshore crew's antics tonight?!

OMG:
Any time I've sat thinking that studying/listening in class/doing a test was hard, a girl in my class was doing the thing while on her period. Alters my perspective on the difficulty of university for us guys a bit.

OMG:
Who else saw the flash mob today in the SLC @ 12:30?!?!

OMG:
Feels bad, man.

OMG:
Thanks to the bus driver or passenger who found my hat on the 9 bus and turned it to the GRT lost and found. Your kindness warmed my heart (and my ears, too)!

OMG:
Well glad to see EngFoc are upholding the strict popularity requirements for EDCOM this year. I'd hate to see anyone that deserves it get chosen.

OMG:
Dear off-campus housing,
No one is looking for a house in 2010 anymore. I promise. Please remove this option from the drop-down menu, and perhaps add 2012?

OMG:
Engineers shoving sandwiches into their mouths at the computer lab make me think dirty things.

OMG:
I realized why the buses are always late!! I was on the bus when this Laurier girl gets on and starts asking the bus driver a million effin questions for like 5 minutes and the bus driver kept repeating, "yes, I understand you want to go there, but you're on the wrong side of the road".

OMG:
Anyone who tries to undermine others' concerns by saying "first world problems" is a complete and utter douchebag. As are people who use the word douchebag.

OMG:
To whoever made that snowman on the hill: very nice.

OMG:
I'm glad I got sick during midterms instead of during reading week.

OMG:
I get so disappointed when someone takes one of the thin shortcuts through the snow from the other side so I can't take it.

OMG:
I really, really miss Mel's. Don't get me wrong, I know there's other good breakfast places in the city, but none are open until 3 in the morning. Making it myself is good, but it's just not quite the same.

OMG:
I'm sorry girls, can we stop all the petty dirty looks at girls who do their makeup in a public washroom. Sorry I got up late, and want to look half decent. No reason to look down on me. I don't want to do it in the stall anymore.

OMG:
Is anyone else wondering about the random people walking around with sticks? I saw three in the SLC today fighting. Why UW, why?

OMG:
I can't believe I missed Sex with Sue just to finish a goddamn lab report on time. D:

OMG:
To the computer on my left is a bottle of water, a cup of coffee, a person's Watcard, three pieces of pastries, and a backpack. The person has been gone for 20 minutes.

This same person was talking on the phone loudly for about 30 minutes as I was working on my essay. Should I just leave and not bother taking care of her stuff?

OMG:
UW Economics
1A-3B: Sweet, this is so easy!
4A-4B: Where the fuck did all this math come from?

OMG:
Screw this. I'm a girl and I'm going to make the first move.

OMG:
People at modern languages talking shit about this website like who the fuck do you think you are? Bitches.

OMG:
The guy in front of me is watching a video on how to make a bomb....... should I be worried?

OMG:
Whoever found and returned my wallet to the coffeeshop, thank you^3! You are wonderful and I hope one day you lose your wallet and I find it so I can return the favor. (:

OMG:
The downside of getting a job at RIM are all the rim job jokes.

OMG:
Being shy is a curse, especially when you really want to make the first move, but freeze every time you try to.

OMG:
Why are there so many cigarette butts outside every building? If you're going to smoke there, at least clean up after yourselves.

OMG:
Thoughts of you do set aflame the longing in my soul.
Feelings I can't help to feel escape my own control.
Closer, every day we are, and I can barely speak.
Just be with me and I'll be free. I love you reading week.

OMG:
Guys, you should learn from the panda

OMG:
Can I just say that I am SO glad that Sex With Sue was very clear about the dangers of anal sex? Honestly, I've always been so confused when guys want it, and even more if girls do. It's really dangerous and can screw up your whole sexual life for a few hours of fun. Think about it.

OMG:
Why in the hell did I get 5 "Help evaluate the University of Waterloo" emails from the UW President this week?

OMG:
My stats prof quoted Blue's Clues this morning. It was beautiful, but I think I was the only person lame enough to notice.

OMG:
How the fuck does nobody in Montreal know about the Univetsity of Waterloo? I though we had an awesome Canada wide rep? Their best guess is that its a small christian liberal arts college

OMG:
To the dude that almost got ranover by the traintracks, stop trying to play it off. You were as scared as I was!

OMG:
UW's favourite game

OMG:
Why does the faculty of engineering have to be such an ass, we don't need you to TELL US what our schedule is. We would like to make our own and choose our own times. You assign our schedule then ban us from component swapping in quest.

OMG:
So this is what the bright minds at Laurier are researching? God bless em for trying.

OMG:
There are two guido brown guys behind me in the SLC talking about various fights/killings at clubs and how they know people who have gotten in huge brawls/killed people. For reals? Chill out. And quit calling people "light skinned brothas."

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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

OMG:
Thanks to whoever found my Watcard in DP last night and didnt take it and spend a ton of money. You're a gem, happy belated V-day.

OMG:
To the blond girl in RS100 this morning, there's a bathroom 2 meters from the class for a reason. Go get some tissue rather than sit there for the whole hour and a half sniffing loud enough for the whole class to hear while picking your nose.

OMG:
The advantage of being single after Valentine's Day: You can go buy chocolate for yourself for half price! Thank you Shoppers Drug Mart!

OMG:
Dobby (from Harry Potter) was roaming around campus last week! Anyone else spot the elf?!

OMG:
I understand that you and your friends have decided to start coming to use our faculty's student lounge to do work in because it's a) quiet and b) not densely populated, so please do your part to keep it that way. The rest of us also use it because it's peaceful and a great place to get work done, so your invasion of this space with all of your loud-as-hell friends (literally yelling and screaming laughing) is highly disturbing.

OMG:
What gets me through hell week; seeing the inclined number of pretty girls around and the thought of reading week.

OMG:
To all FINE 112 classmates, learn how to send emails (without pressing send a million times) on UWACE and stop asking if we had a pop quiz that day. I literally get a bunch of these every Tuesday and Thursdays. Just come to class. Or ask your friends.

OMG:
Is it sad I find the mathNEWS editor who posts on OMGUW sometimes to make more sense than the guy who tried to sue them a little while back?

OMG:
To the girl outside of the Clas 104 today telling everyone class was cancelled, thanks for making sure people didn't waste their time going in :)

OMG:
OMGUW is my wife. LikeALittle is my girlfriend on the side. When my wife isn't giving me enough action, I go to my girlfriend for some trashy fun.

MOD'S NOTE: But little do you know, your wife is sleeping with your girlfriend.

OMG:
To the person who dropped their Visa card outside Renison this morning, I took to the CIBC bank on campus, I hope your not worrying too much :)

OMG:
This is how you troll Christians.

OMG:
Southpark in PHIL 145, best class ever

OMG:
This title cracked me up: CL Looking for a Suitable Male to Rent - m4m (Cambridge)

OMG:
So today I met someone that I ended up stalking on Facebook before. I accidentally blurted out their last name, which I shouldn't have known. Thankfully they didn't notice and an awkward situation was avoided.

OMG:
Reading Piled Higher and Deeper comics kind of makes me want to go to grad school.

OMG:
I know we didn't get a lot of snow today, but if you left you're house before 9am this morning you could have legit slid to school. Bones were broken ON CAMPUS from the amount of black ice. Since when is it safe for me to slide from SCH to Physics? What will it take for PlantOps to deem it "unsafe" for students to come to school? Clearly not 10cm of snow or 1cm of ice covering everything.

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To people who go to CIF, please don't put on cologne or perfume before going to the gym. You are at the gym, no one cares how you smell.

OMG:
I just don't understand how some people can get cheated on then do the same exact thing themselves. Develop some empathy please.

OMG:
Lab reports > Essays

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I think the workers at tims get off on putting as much butter as humanly possible on the bagels

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I was sitting on the #9 bus today when it stopped outside Laurier. I watched 3 girls in front of me rise from their seats and then get held back by their friend who said "No, don't get off here. Wait one more so people don't think we go here." #win

OMG:
Word of advice:
When you take a dump at work on your coop work term, remember to LOCK the door in the bathroom. Hopefully for you, your boss won't walk in on you mid clench and all gruntle faced.

OMG:
Campus 4 Christ is having a discussion session at SLC right now. Go Trolls and feast on their flesh!

OMG:
Every semester I tell myself that I'll study more. And every semester I don't.

OMG:
This is a friendly reminder that normally quiet computer labs are not an appropriate place to eat smelly food as loudly as you can!

Also, just so you know, it is considered polite to chew with your mouth closed.

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All of my profs this term are knowledgeable, friendly, and have a good sense of humour. It's really what makes me want to go to classes every day.

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To the guy ordering a pizza on the 9th floor of the DP around 4:45 today - WIN!

OMG:
I just walked in on my male roommate having sex with another guy on our living room sofa.

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There are all these beautiful looking women today on campus. I wonder if it has anything to do with the holiday - you know, the 935th anniversary of the excommunication of Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor by Pope Gregory VII

OMG:
I should have just gone home to surf the internet. I'm sorry for taking up a study carrel, I really thought it might help with my procrastination =(

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Every time I write even one more sentence in an essay, I check the word count to see how far I am. It's pointless, but gives me hope because I know I'm getting closer to the finish line.

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There's 3 bins for garbage scattered around each DP library floor. One is for garbage, the second is for paper, and the third is for recycling. Why the hell am I seeing all these Tim Hortons cups and Donut bags in the garbage? And while I was typing this, some bitch ass just leaves her plastic bag of garbage beside the bin because it was full. Damn girl can't you walk a couple of meters to the next one?

OMG:
The constant reel of love songs in the SLC are starting to bug me

OMG:
Today my girlfriend is mad at me, so I donated the money I was going to spend on her to the SLF food bank. At least someone won't go to bed with an empty stomach tonight. Happy VDay!

OMG:
Masturbating before a big test is a great way to relax and calm the nerves before writing. Saved my ass twice already this midterm season.

OMG:
I'm on Co-op and at work today, I met this girl Clara and this is how she introduced herself: "Hi I'm Clara. You went to Waterloo? I went to Laurier, you know, that highschool down the street?"
I literally LOL'd on the spot.

OMG:
Where is this "Win a Date with the Mods" you falsely advertised on your twitter!

MOD'S NOTE: You win!

OMG:
There was a dude basically naked sitting in the tunnels today. He had a sign saying "Spare change for upgrade". Anyone see this?!

OMG:
OMGUW was mentioned in the Daily Bulletin!

OMG:
I love how OMGUW is mentioned in UW's wiki article!

OMG:
Happy Single Awareness Day!

OMG:
York University > UW

OMG:
On nights I can't fall asleep I thank God for sites like omguw!

OMG:
Why do so many people in UW love to bitch ALL the time? Why can't you just be happy? No? You'd prefer to spend your entire life bitching? Okay then, carry on.

OMG:
Dear singles of UW,
I'd just like to say that you should stop worrying about being single on Valentine's Day. It's just another corporate holiday and instead of being sad about not being in a relationship, look around and appreciate the people who love you. Text your friends saying that you love them, go around giving people hugs and just smile and be happy!
Have a great Valentine's Day UW!

Love,
Anonymous

OMG:
I'm having one of those "I'm totally fucked" moments.

OMG:
I recently realized I have always been and always will be bisexual and this is not just a "phase" I am going through. It's a relief to finally understand my sexuality.

OMG:
If it's gooey and gross its Biology, if it explodes it's Chemistry, if it blinds you its Physics, if it does nothing and sits, its Earth Science

OMG:
So I was at Williams Coffee Pub studying for my midterm and this Asian guy approached with flowers.

He was like, "I like you , Happy Valentine's Day!". I was surprised and I didn't want to take it cause I didn't know who he was. He started to blush and I knew it was embarrassing for him if I didn't take it, so I took it and said, "Thanks". He left immediately after.

He also gave me this card and wrote, "Happy Valentine's Day", along with his phone number and name. Now, what should I do? Should I call him or no?

MOD'S NOTE: Yes!

OMG:
It's been over 2 weeks and the mark for my scantron midterm is still not available. How hard could it be?

OMG:
Arcade Fire won Album of the Year. Slap in the face for mainstream music.

OMG:
It honestly would make my valentine's day if a guy approached me tomorrow, told me I was beautiful and then offered to take me to McDonalds. I dont have low standards, McDonalds is delicious!

OMG:
So its my first Valentine's day with my boyfriend and he has two big midterms Tuesday. Since V-day's not that big of a deal to me, I suggest a study date, both him and I hang out and study, him for his midterm, and I do labs and such. Instead of spending the weekend trying to get ahead on studying, he ditches studying to chill with friends. So now he's wasting his time just hanging out instead of studying. I'm only angry because now he'll be so stressed out tomorrow, and he'll come bitching to me

OMG:
Hey smokers - do you mind smoking as you walk around campus? It's so selfish. Everyone walking behind you doesn't want to breate the toxic smoke. It's okay if you want to artificially shorten your lifespan and health, but please have more respect for those around you. Thanks.

OMG:
Let hell week begin.

OMG:
God Damn you MS Word, I DON'T WANT A NUMBERED LIST!

OMG:
So I convinced my boyfriend to have anal sex with me, and he was right, I didn't like it at all.

OMG:
To the girls giving away Valentine goodie packs in the Shops at Waterloo Town Square today: sweet idea and thank you!

OMG:
Yesterday, I saw a guy wearing uggs. A guy!

OMG:
I just found out that this super beautiful girl isn't with her boyfriend anymore. She is gorgeous but she also is smart and funny and has huge boobs for her size :D!
I have always really liked her since we started school at UW. I know I shouldn't be intimidated by her because she is a really nice girl but it's killing me that I can't get up the courage to ask her out.I would be so good to her! I don't know if it would be too soon.I think some other guys I know like her too but for the wrong reasons. I worry that if I do ask her out I will freak her out because she just got out of a relationship a couple weeks ago. What should I do UW?

OMG:
I am home for this term and am being so criticized for being skinny, by my family and all of their friends, that I've started eating whatever they give me and throwing up after. If I say no to anything, they will criticize me and taunt me till I start crying. It has been 2 months when they started feeding me disgusting food drenched in oil and I have gained 5 lbs. They also don't let me go to gym. I can't seem to find a way out of this and am going into deep depression just thinking about how fat I will be by May. I can't wait to be out of this place and in Waterloo where I can cook whatever I want and go to gym whenever I want.

OMG:
What people used to tell us during high school about university being a more open and non-conforming place is such BS. I've heard more racist comments, seen people only sticking with people of their own culture and all the girls wearing the same clothes more than I have through all of high school.

OMG:
I miss my mom. Miss not having to do laundry, not having to cook and not having to wait for a ride. I wish I could go back home.

OMG:
A tagging system for the posts would be cool.

Labels: Improvements

OMG:
Saw the dream girl today. Proof that we don't always have to rely on Laurier all the time men!
Hopefully she uses this site. (if you do I was the guy in the lounge that was listening to the reggae ;) ) I will find her again.

OMG:
Everytime I try to study I find something else that I need to do first. Now I think it is time to bake a cake.

OMG:
Speaking of quality, that's how OMGUW reads recently: Something something Asianz. something things Laurier. Something something single. Something something UW sucks.

OMG:
I've just learned that there are lots of grad students here. Holla!

OMG:
Hey MODs, can we get a "like" button? Pretty please?

MOD'S NOTE: We tried this and it didn't work out!

OMG:
Reading random Wikipedia articles instead of studying for midterms FTW!

OMG:
Physics and chemistry, BOW DOWN TO BIOLOGY AS THE SUPERIOR SCIENCE!

OMG:
Women's MMA is the hottest thing ever.

OMG:
Where is the recent comment section?! We demand a recent comment section!

MOD'S NOTE: We heard you! We have midterms too :(!

OMG:
Today while riding the 9, it suddenly dawned on me that the "Lake" in Lakeshore is Columbia lake. That fact saddened me. I was hoping for a real lake.

OMG:
"More reliable than the GRT"... except on weekends. How can I procrastinate properly without OMGUW on weekends?

MOD'S NOTE: No, the GRT is pretty unreliable on the weekends too.

OMG:
For the engineers.

OMG:
To anyone struggling to get through the last few weeks of midterms. There is only one week left till reading week, you can do it!

OMG:
The only place I read OMGUW anymore is on the crapper, because that's right where the quality of this website has gone.

MOD'S NOTE: Haters gonna hate.

OMG:
Hi, my name is smokerkid, and I enjoy smoking in the stairwells. I'm glad you all are enjoying the pollution I force you to walk through when you enter my smokin domain, but think about it, I have a right to stay warm too, right?

OMG:
Campus Police at CLV last night at 2am? Anyone know what happened?

OMG:
I don't get why straight men love cock so much, it seems counter intuitive...

OMG:
I am not looking forward to the summer term, it's gonna be the biggest sausage fest of first years, ever.

OMG:
UW parking services is the bane of my existence.

OMG:
I was going to do my lab report, but drank wine instead.

OMG:
Sorry, mods, but the "Number 9" to which you are referring in the update no longer exists. It merged with the "Number 1" line years ago. Sorry to disappoint :(

MOD'S NOTE: It's ok. Just pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!

OMG:
I feel like an arts student trapped in the life of a math student. Girlfriends, partying, HAVING FUN. I miss out on too much. F U math.

OMG:
Rhino totally failed. Don't even try to deny it.

OMG:
There should be a FedS rule that elected executives should not get a salary if they were elected with less than a 30% voter turnout.

OMG:
Don't you hate it when a prof posts a practice midterm, and then the real thing turns out to be NOTHING like it?

OMG:
I hate cyclists. You shouldn't have equal rights to a car, and then weave in and out of traffic and slow everyone down because you can't drive as fast.

OMG:
The fact that Ian Charlesworth got 597 votes makes me lost a bit of respect for our student body. Even sadder is that less than 2500 people voted.

OMG:
I have an exam in 3 hours that I haven't studied for, and all I've been doing is refreshing OMGUW, Facebook, and Tumblr.

OMG:
I'm a guy. A guy in Accounting. Even I know that Marie Curie was responsble for discoveries in RADIOACTIVITY, not the nuclear bomb. The atom bomb was the result of the Manhattan Project in the US. Needless to say, those posters on campus are just plain stupid. GTFO of UW.

OMG:
Profs need to pick their TAs better. I cant count the amount of times I've lost marks on an exam with the correct answer, because the TA decided to be an asshole that day.

OMG:
MUBARAK is gone! This is like Christmas.

OMG:
Let's all agree that the Decemberists cover band at ESS bomber night was the best.

OMG:
I saw a guy eating a capsicum. Yup just an orange capsicum like its so normal. Waterloo what have you done to people?

OMG:
Dear girl at the bus stop: putting your bunny in a Tupperware bin and snapping the lid on is NOT a humane way of transporting it. It's shivering and it also has no air.

OMG:
I proved my professor wrong using mythbusters.

OMG:
Will ace/angel ever be fully supported by Mac? This is not 2001 anymore, people have macs.

OMG:
Shuttle bus drivers who are friendly and cheery at 1:30 am, THANK YOU. You make long, cold, midterm studying nights more bearable.

OMG:
For anyone looking for a valentine, I have but 4 words for you: Just go for it! Good luck =)

OMG:
In tribute to EpicMealTime my roommates and I got drunk and made cookies wrapped in bacon. It was a disaster.

OMG:
Make this happen.

OMG:
I really think this would be a big hit on campus.

OMG:
Don't leave your coat on the carols in DP and leave for 10 minutes to get another book. I did and the cleaning lady took it, stuffed it under the garbage bag on the cart, told me that someone must have taken it from under the garbage bag on the cart and to check with the circulation desk (who told me to check back in the morning *-20 outside, then the other cleaning guy brings it down in a garbage bag. Suspicious but thank god I got it back!

OMG:
PORYGON, I choose you! Use UPDATE!

OMG:
I hate when people freak out about the tiniest little noises in quiet study areas, like coughing, eating, softspoken explanations to friends, or vibrating phones. In the real world, there are no quiet spaces. You're going to have to do your job after university in an environment with background noise. Why not get used to it now?

OMG:
I put a picture of Gandalf on my fridge that says "If you do not study YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

OMG:
It really is frustrating when you're being taught by a PhD student and you are absolutely certain you are both more intelligent and better informed than her. Makes me absoutely despise Rec 230.
Plus, in a 75 minute class she managed to say etcetera 79 times!

OMG:
The show 'Big Bang Theory' is Waterloo. Except Penny... she's Laurier.

OMG:
I cast my ballot today, and declined to vote for any candidate.

OMG:
The number of Canada Goose jackets on campus in the winter is starting to rival the number of Canadian geese in the fall.

OMG:
No one wants to hear your shitty music in the planning studio, put ear phones in!

OMG:
To anyone in Bio 301: is it just me, or does figure 1.2 from the textbook look pornographic?

OMG:
Co-op newbies: Do not leave your tie dangling at your belly button or at your crotch. Never tie the LAST BUTTON of your suit. Replace the box shoes your mom bought you for prom. Good luck with the job search!

OMG:
To the two girls practicing martial arts in the E5 bridge: seriously? It's cool and all but... seriously?

OMG:
My boyfriend opens the car door for me, carries my backpack, brings me soup when I'm sick, tells me I'm beautiful every day, and is all around a wonderful guy.
Don't give up ladies, chivalry is not dead!

OMG:
A friend finally convinced me to watch True Blood. It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

OMG:
To the person in the AFM131 lecture playing video games. Plug in headphones or gtfo.

OMG:
To the girl in DC corner table complaining about her life to her friend, if she's texting and not looking at you the whole time you're talking she doesn't care about your problems. In fact, based on the petty problems you're complaining about, I wouldn't be surprised if nobody cared about your problems.

OMG:
Stop whining about grammar on here. Starting a sentence with 'and' might be informal and probably isn't such a good idea for a lab report or a thesis essay, but I'd like to think OMGUW isn't a lab report or thesis essay.

OMG:
According to QUEST, two of my mandatory classes are not being offered in the fall.

OMG:
I didn't realize how much I'd miss snow if it wasn't there. I'm in Singapore right not, 8 month co-op, sweating out of control in the humidity! I'd give anything to see a goose right about now.

OMG:
There's a cute girl in my class. I kinda have something for her. If this OMG gets published, I'll ask her out for a date on V-day.

MOD'S NOTE: Good Luck!

OMG:
If someone wants to finally contrast on campus, and have a just as nice warm jacket as Canada Goose, this Icelandic brand will do the trick. http://www.66north.com/splash/

OMG:
[Chorus:]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything we do, we do it good
Yeah, uh huh, screaming gold hawks? They nothin’.
We got R-I-M, now that’s somethin’.
Reppin’ my school when you see us you know everythin
Black and yellow [x4]
From the artsies to the mathies to the softies, We’re in
Black and yellow [x4]

[Verse 1:]
Black stripe, yellow paint, them hawks scared of me but warriors ain't

Add on?

OMG:
Today I saw a guy walking around campus in a UWO Engineering jacket and I just wanted to punch him square in the face. I'm not even an engineer, what is UW doing to me!?

OMG:
Some profs need to grow up. Two profs have me running back and forth arguing over who makes alternative arrangements for my midterm conflict. (His class is larger, he'll have some conflicts! I scheduled the midterm first, he can do it! It was supposed to be scheduled last term, not at the start of this one... so he can do it!)

WTF. I just want to write my fucking midterms.

OMG:
I'm on OMGUW so much that I can actually keep refreshing the page and see an update in progress.

OMG:
Just caught a glimpse of the men's volleyball team practicing! I have never seen so many tall athletic men in one place at one time. It was a beautiful thing.

OMG:
As craptastic as many elements of JobMine are, I will miss the bug.

Even if all it does is make me optimistic.

OMG:
I emailed the prof of my online course today asking a question about my paper that is due on Monday. Instead of answering my question she simply said "the assignment question is very detailed."
Oh thanks, What is it that you get paid to do?

OMG:
I see a girl working out on the elliptical beside me while doing her math homework. Seriously, only in Waterloo.

MOD'S NOTE: Worthy of our 7000th post.

OMG:
As I'm sitting here in silent study, wishing that one loud conversation would quiet down, I realize there are 2, 3 more going on plus ringing phones and no one asking them to be quiet :( I wouldn't feel bad asking maybe one person to be quiet but I'm not about to ask all of "silent study" to be more silent. :(

OMG:
I shouldn't have to clean up after people in the Great Hall just to have a decent place to sit down and work. Throw your garbage out when you leave.

OMG:
We need a 'recent comment' section! That way the great OMGs will never die!

OMG:
Can the MODS proofread the submissions? Are you guys able to make changes before they get posted? Bad grammar hurts my eyes, just sayin.

MOD'S NOTE: We need a team of nazis to help us.

OMG:
My roomy has been depressed for a couple of weeks after a break-up, but today I saw her buying a party balloon kit! Looks like she has finally recovered and throwing a party! Cannot wait till the weekend! ^_^

OMG:
To the guy in the SLC today that asked me to do him a favor. You're incredibly selfless, your parents are very lucky to have a son like you. I will pass the goodness on :).

OMG:
I am a proud OMGUW fan but I feel trashy reading LikeALittle in public.

OMG:
I will honestly pay a CS student to design an add-on for UW ACE to notify me when a new grade or folder is uploaded. Bonus if you can stop UW ACE from signing me out.

OMG:
To the one who likes to do donuts at UWP after every fresh snowfall around 9/10pm behind the red apartment building, campus police has been notified and they will be patrolling that area often, just a heads up!

OMG:
As much as the RHINO party's stance in this election goes, it does not really matter. They are actually getting people to vote for them, whether the people want to vote for them because it's funny, or voting simple because they do not want the RHINO party running FEDs. I say good job RHINO party and keep up the good work. I may not vote for you but thank you for helping to get people to vote!

OMG:
Is it just me, or do the blinds in DP rarely open more than a quarter of the way?

OMG:
I wish it were easy to establish a fuck buddy relationship :(

OMG:
Its 2 hours before my midterm I am terrible unprepared yet somehow I'm on OMGUW.

OMG:
I understand the logic behind the decision, but every time blood donation comes to campus and all of my friends go and donate, I feel like a second class citizen for not being able to join them because of the people I love.

OMG:
Waterloo has become a meme.

OMG:
My 5th Valentine's Day in Waterloo. Single? Check. V-card? Check. Stacks of work to do? Check. Now for the liquor

OMG:
To the douchebag revving your engine outside in the UWP parking lots:
You're not cool. It's annoying and frustrating to be working on school work this late at night only to be momentarily startled by your bigotry. People that were sleeping probably hate you even more.

I'm sorry you feel the need to show off your car (probably overcompensating for something), but sorry to break it to you, nobody likes you or your car, and nobody gives a fuck that you can rev your engine like a moron at 1:30 in the morning.

OMG:
Anybody see that poster of Marie Curie outside AL 116? I can't I don't know what more outrageous, the outright lies used to attack women or the fact that so many people walk by without noticing it.

OMG:
I definitely voted based on whos name sounded cooler.

OMG:
I looked at a copy of The Cord today; a Laurier girl was asked "Do you feel high school adequately prepared you for the first year of university?"

Her answer: "Yes, and I do...I went to a rich school."

OMG:
Do university age girls really love Justin Bieber? A tablet in physics had "Justin Bieber=Valetines Day" with all the i's dotted with a heart.

OMG:
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one that stared blankly at the ENVS 178 test, and just proceeded to write BOOBIES with my calculator.

OMG:
Attempt to get post #7000.

MOD'S NOTE: So close!

OMG:
Since midterms are here, I think this deserves to be brought back.

OMG:
The mods told me to get naked! So I did.

MOD'S NOTE: Did you vote?

OMG:
Reality: I study engineering and I don't care how difficult or not difficult my program is compared to your program. I am doing what I love and I hope you are too.

OMG:
Co-op both creates and ruins my love life by moving every 4 months. I meet new great people, but then I'm gone & long-distance has just not worked.

OMG:
To the engineering students trying to get non-eng students kicked out of E5: Screw you. I attend this school, I pay my tuition, the building is as much anyone else's as it is yours, regardless of faculty. YOU didn't buy it, donations did. I will sit and read wherever I damn well please. Good fucking day.

OMG:
I understand your phone is on vibrate, but it's still loud and annoying going off every minute. Can you turn it to silent or gtfo?

OMG:
Dude who occasionally eats in Environment Coffeeshop with his friends sometimes, LEARN TO EAT QUIETLY. The first time it was almost comical how absurdly loud you slurp your rice (sometimes straight from the container), but now it's outright obnoxious and completely disgusting. I shouldn't be able to hear someone eating with this many people in here talking.

OMG:
I hate it when people are obnoxiously loud when they're waiting for class to start. If you want to whine and scream on your cellphone, at least leave the room, because the 20 or so people can hear everything. If you want to blare your shitty rap music through speakers rather than headphones before class, fine, turn it off when people start coming in, or leave the room.

OMG:
I don't care if you decline, I don't care if you vote Rhino, independent, or "REAL". Just get informed and VOTE!

OMG:
To the guy in Mommy's new civic, YIELD TO THE GOD DAM PEDESTRIANS! No matter how loud you crank Drake no girl is going to be impressed when if you hit someone trying to cross the street.

OMG:
First years need to learn that the library is not a place for catching up with your friends. I'm looking at you, girl in the New York hat.

OMG:
How do people masturbate at residences?

OMG:
I'm not the only one that thinks that Ben Selby (running for engineering senator) looks just like Ryan from The Office (B.J.Novack)... right?

OMG:
I managed to fall asleep while studying in DC today. Now I feel like one of those assholes who hogs study space.

OMG:
Want to tell the CRTC how you feel? They want feedback through this online form!

OMG:
I can't find a good place on campus to take a good 1 hour nap.

OMG:
To the staff at campus dentist. Normally I would continue on the conversation, but my mouth was full. With dental tools.

OMG:
I feel bad every time I walk past the Red-Cross people that stand outside of SCH on what seems like a regular basis. I don't have enough money to pay for rent and feed myself which means I don't have enough money to donate to charity. I promise to when I am older and have a stable job! :(

OMG:
If you are going to fall asleep don't come to class at all please. I can't handle your nasally snoring.

OMG:
I'm filling out the Feds 2011 Elections Exit Poll right now, and when asked where I learned about the election, I put OMGUW.

MOD'S NOTE: Everyone do this! :)

OMG:
I have a midterm on friday but I just spent 20 minutes playing with the Jules Vern Google logo. Someone stop me. Please.

OMG:
You know you're out of shape when you take the stairs in the library, and then you're out of breath for 10 minutes. And you're on the third floor.

OMG:
Dear Waterloo:
Because of you I am lucky to get 6 hours of sleep, and 7 is deemed a miracle. Your innovation makes me go to class when all other kw schools are closed. My days are all spent at a desk, until my ass hurts, then I do one more assignment. I forage only enough extra money for food and beer. I drink coffee by day and beer by night. In my spare time I take a naps that are either too short or too long. But I am an engineer, and when I walk onto campus and see the waterloo signs on the lamp posts, and the big shiny E5, I know that this is where I want to me

OMG:
Dear FEDS,
Check-box is not an appropriate control for choosing a single candidate, radio-button would be so much nicer.

OMG:
If Laurier kids tried Waterloo engineering, I think they'd drop out and go to Hamburger U.

OMG:
One of the construction workers in the lower level of the SLC looks like Runkle from Californication. Now when I see him I think of exaggerated masturbation and pre-mature ejaculation.

OMG:
I wish more than anything else in the world that I had a time machine. Engineers, get on it!

OMG:
Is it just me or is the FedS VPI race Aragorn vs Frodo Baggins?

OMG:
Why do I keep falling for gay guys? I mean, surely there are hot straight men around me, so why is it always the gays?

OMG:
Its not enough that people can't wait for an outgoing class to leave the room before they all move in, now there's some dumb shits on campus who charge towards the elevator doors in DP before everyone is out

OMG:
Dear sexist assholes, cool you are putting Marie Curie posters up over the females running for Feds, but maybe you should get your facts straight before you try and deface shit with your sexism. Oppenheimer is the father of the atomic bomb moron.

OMG:
UW is Engineering heaven - partially because they'd be be made fun of constantly at almost every other University in the country.

OMG:
I love what I study, I love going to classes, and I want to continue studying and go to grad school. But sometimes I sit in front of my computer about to write an essay and I feel like I'm not cut out for it. I don't know what else I would want to do.

OMG:
It's funny to hear engineers and mathies whine about how their programs are difficult. I'm in psych and I feel that memorizing chapters is no more difficult than plugging a number in a formula given to you.

OMG:
Can we all stop what we're doing right now, run out and make a snow fort in the middle of UW?

OMG:
All us single people should meet up at a bar on St. Valentines to dwell in our own pity (and perhaps meet a few singles while we're at it)

OMG:
This is how I feel every time I try to get on a 12, 8, 7, 9, iExpress.

OMG:
Right now I feel like physically hurting those people who say Arts isn't hard. You're not in it, so you have no idea!

OMG:
I like Ann Coulter. She tells it like it is

OMG:
Mods! don't betray. I've noticed OMGUW not getting updated fast enough. You're starting to disappoint us. Stop working on stuff for Laurier. WE need YOU.

MOD'S NOTE: YOU NOTICED NOTHING. ALL YOUR BRAINS BELONG TO US.

OMG:
The UWACE spam of "What's going to be on the midterm?" begins. It never ceases to amaze me how lazy people are - it's never killed anyone to get up and go to class.

OMG:
I used to hate Justin Bieber. Then I heard, "U Smile" and thought it was pretty good. I'm still not too fond of him, but his music is alright. I discussed it with my buddy and he felt the exact same way. After we both kinda started half-singing "U Smile" in Conestoga. We had a bro-ment.

OMG:
My GEOG 209 prof may just be Ms. Frizzle (from Magic School Bus)

OMG:
I feel like I should throw in the towel.. AND GO TO HOGWARTS!...
On another thought.. I'll go back to studying.. sigh..
Day dreaming is good while it last isn't it? :)