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Starting to feel unsafe here, especially with stuff like this going on.

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I've had a twitter account for a while now, and I still don't understand how to use/work that website.

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Today, in a St. Jeromes bathroom stall, I saw a Post-It note arrow tag with the "SIGN HERE" caption sitting in the toilet bowl pointing directly down into hole.
Although silly and pointless, thank you to whomever accidentally dropped it and made me laugh a bit during the cold, busy exam times. :)

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I think I lost my ipod touch in the AL 116 ( I was sitting in the front left section) or the 8th floor of DP. If anyone found it I'll give a reward for its return PLEASE. Thanks OMGUW lovers

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I'm in 4th year, and I still get super confused by the hallway doors in Environment 1 and AL tunnels. I walk into them still because I can never keep straight whether you pull one set of doors or push the next...I always have a full audience watching me walk into them like a tool in the AL Cafe. Wow.

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I'm surprised no one's been hating on the new banners.

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The new blondish guy working at Tim Horton's at SCH is terrible. He always gives me the wrong change, and gets my order wrong. I mean, I know you are new, but you HAVE been there for like 3 months. Get it together

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The girl in the CS is my Life video has an incredible rack.

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Do unto others: tights are NOT pants!

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Hey mathNEWS! Stop ripping off satire that The Iron Warrior did in The Tin Soldier 4 months ago.

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To the girl wearing the teal sweater on the last day of Movember, rocking a drawn on mustache: you made my walk to class entertaining. Thanks!

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The university is having a competition to make the south campus entrance more attractive. It might not be pretty, but putting in more parking so as to have more parking spots than parking passes sold sounds a lot more attractive to me than the decorative shrubberies they seem to be considering now.

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The chinese woman who works at Tim Hortons in SCH really creeps me out. Especially her catch phrase, "Next plrease hun."

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I'm expecting some great study distractions from OMG in the next few weeks, so get on it people!

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I'm a first year, and I'm almost certain I will be failing one of my classes. All of my other classes are doing well, and I just struggled a lot in one. It's even an elective. Does anyone know what happens when you fail a class here? Just move on to 1B and keep your head up? Thanks to anyone who can comment on my crisis.

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I am really upset about the recent comments about farm girls. Have any of you ever met a farm girl? You'll be happy to know that most of them are hot, in shape, work hard and are very smart. The next time you want to insult a farm girl think about where your food came from- because she probably helped to put it there.

...and I could probably kick your ass.

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I feel like the only girl in the school who likes facial hair. Thank goodness all the other girls will stop their incessant whining now.

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Last night while I was in the washroom my roommate took a picture over the stall of me, and then proceeded to send it to everyone on my REV floor via BBM

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I hate passive aggressive group members. Grow a fucking backbone. And yes I said the exact same thing to the passive aggressive prick who got me riled up in the first place.

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As nice as it is, free food is pretty suspicious - even coming from Team Feds.

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There's posters on each floor of Dana Porter's stairs encouraging people to use the stairs. Talk about preaching to the converted.

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Dear person who stole my wallet in Starbucks this morning. I hope you enjoy the $10- treat yourself to something special. If you really need money that badly I will give you $100 no questions asked upon its safe return. I've cancelled all my cards anyways. It should be easy for you to track me down since all my info is in there.
Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate this time of year.

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Lab tests are lame, especially when I show up at 8:30 and the instructors booked me for 10:00 instead.

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I took a break in the middle of my all-nighter in DC to have a dance party with my roommates. It made me feel much better.

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I get it now. The geese here are really zerg ... they haven't flown away because they just burrow, and they poo everywhere spreading it like creep.

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I haven't checked ACE for a week and a bit.

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I think the submit a mc box is messed up.

MOD'S NOTE: Fixed!

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Today is the last day with our Movember moustaches. No more complaining ladies, because everyone knows how hairy your legs will be for the next 6 months.

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My housemates are so passive-agressive it's insane. They now deliberately have conversations right outside my door about how my boyfriend's "over all the time!", rather than just talking to me about it.

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Everytime I ride the ixpress I laugh at how it pronounces 'R & T park'

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That woman with the glasses that works at financial aid office is such a bitch. She was snapping at everyone that came in. The older lady is so much more helpful. Am I the only one who noticed this?

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The biology building got evacuated this morning.

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Dear people standing in a group on the sidewalk near Needles: move the fuck out of the way. You are blocking the entire sidewalk. If you want to chat, go elsewhere, or at least move when someone tries to pass rather than throw them dirty looks.

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If I fail out this term, I'm going to blame it 100% on the return of jetman to facebook

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Some guy was watching porn on his iphone in Math137 and he was in one of the front rows. People should stop going to the front row if they are gonna watch something that will be that distracting.

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If your lecture is over, get the fuck out of the room. Chances are another class is waiting on you to clear out.

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Some kid on 10th floor keeps staring over the top of his cubicle at me. Yes, I can see your reflection in my computer screen, and yes, I'm playing fucking Sims. Now piss off, you creepo.

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6th floor is a cluster fuck of noisy studiers. I should go study under a tree.

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Coming off of Spring term I was happy to move back home and start co-op. Now I can't wait to get back at UW in January!

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Sometimes I dream that OMGUW will spawn into a Gawker-esque like empire of Waterloo based hilarity..

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The amount of stress and anxiety on this campus is overwhelming...for everyone who's feeling the pressure, just remember, there's more to life than essays!

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Whenever one of the FedExpress guys says "see you later" when I buy something, it makes me feel special! :)

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This site is enabling my procrastination!

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Leaving all these essays to the last minute was really a weak decision. Thank you Tetris and Robot Unicorn Attack for becoming the biggest distractions in my academic life.

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What's with the "At least we aren't York" tagline? Is York really such a crappy school? I'm honestly asking, as I've considered there for grad school.

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They were giving out pieces of banana at one of the sample stations in Zehrs today. WHY?!

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I've taken a liking (read: addiction) to Angry Birds and Cut the Rope. And so exams begin...

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Asian girls with annoying whiney voices: Please stop. You hurt my ears.

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I am so frustrated that everytime someone sees that I am a blonde white girl, they assume I am in arts. There is nothing wrong with arts, but these stereotypes are ridiculous.

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Instead of working on a lab presentation worth 15% of our mark, my lab partner blew me off and spent the weekend having sex, expecting me to do everything. Not appreciated, but I'll do the work because I want the marks.

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I'm getting fed up with how, when I'm disappointed with my mark and don't want to share it, people ask if I "Asian failed". Just because I'm white doesn't mean I don't pride myself in getting over 90. You guys do realize this is reverse racism and is very offensive?

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This site is becoming one big lost and found service.

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Finally got a Britta filter! No more yucky Waterloo water!!

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There's a lot of Mod-hate going on lately. They keep this place going. If you don't like them, might I suggest you GTFO?

MOD'S NOTE: hearts.

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My housemate keeps copying me. I don't mean copies my notes etc. she is actually is trying to copy everything I do in my life. I became a don so she decided that she wanted to be a don the term after. I took a year off to teach English in Japan and she's thinking about doing the same thing. Sometimes I just want to yell at her and say "get your own fucking life!"

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UW's atmosphere sucks compared to Laurier. Live it up UW!

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When I see Facebook pictures of Asian guys with long hair, I usually have to look through their entire profile picture album before deciding that they are, in fact, males.

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I smile every time I walk by the Computer Science club and they're playing gangsta rap really loudly.

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I was in the hospital with a small stab wound (from an accident) and I told my boyfriend of 2 years who decided it wasn't even worth calling me to see if I'm okay. I think I need to reconsider this relationship.

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I came to waterloo for coop, but its messed up my relationships every single term.

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You Koreans! If you want to play your StarCraft or DoTA, please do not do it in the computer labs. Use your own computers and dont distract the others there with your furious clicking of buttons and pressing of keys.

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I think I dropped my glasses while trying to leave the off-campus shuttle. They're prescription with thick black frames. If anybody comes across them and returns them to the UW Police lost & found I'd really appreciate it :)

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Living with your parents makes you a kid again. For instance, I am now drinking juice out of a plastic pouch with a straw.

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Dear girl on her cell phone on the main floor of dp: we don't give a shit that you have been elected vp of finance, get off your fucking phone and put your shoes on.

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I just discovered Dallas.

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Apparently the HMV replacement in the plaza is becoming Burger King.

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I hate people who argue that they have greatly contributed to the group when they did absolutely nothing. And better yet, they try to load their workload onto you...trying to make things "fair".

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To the two people in the piano room in REV at 1am, I would to say that it was VERY RUDE of you to not answer the door when I knocked and waited for 30 minutes for you to answer. I just wanted to know how much longer you were going to be.

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I found keys on the stairs outside the east entrance to MKV. They were attached to a UW lanyard and a UW Science lanyard. They are at the front desk.

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If anybody finds a ring with a purple stone, please bring it to the ASU. I lost it in Hagey Hall.

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Anyone seen these assholes?

MOD'S NOTE: Usually we don't post pictures of people, but these are royal assholes, so we made an exception.

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To the guy spinning around in his chair two computers over from me while staring at me angrily. Please stop. You are terrifying.

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Dear housemate: Listening to you go through the trouble to constantly hack up mucous is fucking disgusting. Maybe this is a cue to quit smoking.

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Verification of Illness forms feel like a Catch-22. It'd be irresponsible for Health Services to take students at their word, but if I'm too sick to attend classes, how would I manage to go to Health Services to prove it during the illness?

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I would like to get to know the mods. They should all go around in a circle and tell us a little bit about themselves.

MOD's NOTE: You should come to our ritual sacrifice on Sunday! Afterwards there's cake, and we play Yahtzee.

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UW Parkour is so awkward. Those guys remind me of just entering puberty. And being in gym class hoping that you don't randomly pop a boner and everyone notices because the shorts are so lightweight.

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Okay mods, i know free food flopped by why is the UW_FreeFood Twitter account duplicating all the #uwaterloo tweets?

MOD's NOTE: The current Mods actually haven't done a lot with FreeFoodUW... but we'll look into it! Thanks, OP.

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I am shocked that there is a Kin auction of servants to support the Kin Games. This is the worst idea I've seen to fund raise in all my years at UW and the person who created it is a fucking tool and it's clear no planning went into this.

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To whoever is tagging graffiti all over campus, if I ever find you, I will take a picture of you in the act, break both your legs, and call the cops. Since I will have committed something I consider immoral as well, I will take whatever punishment I receive for breaking your legs.

I don't want to see someone destroy the campus I am so proud of, and I am sure there are others like me here. Sure there's a lot I don't like about this campus, but I still love this place. I don't want some delinquent ruining what this school is for me.

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To be sensitive does not mean to be politically correct, it means to have respect. You can be politically correct and still be racist/sexist/classist/etc. Worse yet, being politically correct about sexuality and gender expressions that deviate from the norm, it pisses me off that much more, just call us gays, lesbians, mtfs, ftms, etc. And if you know the person has such a label, but don't know what to apply, homosexual is far too clinical for me, same with transsexual, ask what label makes sense to use. Have some respect, and don't try to be politically correct.

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I finally got ahold of GRT customer service, and complained about the douchy driver I have had several times over. He is ungrateful, does not care about the passengers, and is generally cold, and he always has the bus on an "Out of Service" route, so that the LED panel and audio system is turned off. I hope others complain as well when shit like this happens.

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To the noisy punks always hanging around DC, SLC: Go back to Toronto.

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Seriously mods? Free speech trumping an individual's right not to be harassed? I'm really disappointed in OMGUW.

MOD'S NOTE: "After all, if freedom of speech means anything, it means a willingness to stand and let people say things with which we disagree, and which do weary us considerably." - Zechariah Chafee

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We attend the best University in Canada. I'm in third year now and that still hasn't sunken in.

P.S. Haters gonna hate.

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I just met the OMG mods (irl)! =D

MOD'S NOTE: TruFax.

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Profs should give bonus marks as Christmas gifts

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This one's for the: Torontonian Planners

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Coming to Waterloo, I realized that I am actually a minority. I am brown. If you were white and you came to my high school in Markham, YOU would have been the handful of white at that school. YOU would have been the minority.

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Tim Hortons is going to accept debit cards now!

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Lazy prof has entire class make up the questions for the exam, students in class exchange questions and answers behind her back. Professor finds out, sends threatening email, is pissed because she actually has to do her job, but doesn't persue any further action. Oh Waterloo...

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How about instead of negative billing us for our Student Works Health and Dental Plan, they ask us to opt in or out before the start of the term, like before the university bills us for it. What a pain in the ass to opt out and have to front the $140 and then get the refund cheque 3 months later.

And while we're on that topic, why is it any of their business if we have insurance or not? We all have OHIP/UHIP don't we? It's our choice if we want to pay for prescriptions or not if uninsured.

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That thing you're sitting on in the gym is not a seat to rest on. It's an exercise machine. Get the fuck off if you aren't using it

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I wonder how many people at UW have the last name Wong or Wang

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I wish there was a non-sketchy way to say "Any women at UW just down for some random fun?" on here without a) offending people, and b) attracting a bunch of fake answers from dudes.

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Anyone else think a certain ENGL 200A prof is high as a kite?

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Thanks to my floor in REV, i have learned to procrastinate better...by playing Robot Unicorn Attack! Thanks guys.

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I think the geese are plotting against us. They are eerily quiet today.

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Literally just saw a goose fly into a tree branch and bail into the street.Easily the most hilarious and the most traumatizing moment of my day.

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I'm getting really fucking sick of people who are talking in class. I can accept it if you are addressing the prof, or it is a philosophy course. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. People in Psych 207, I am specifically refering to you.

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I wonder if that "Bathtub Girl" who murdered her mom comes on OMGUW. She's 24 now and is a 1st year at UW. I'm scared as shit.

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UWQuidditch is finally starting up.

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Whats the story behind all the new graffiti on campus? The semi-circle with the line coming out of it?! I think it's cool, and secretly want to make my own tag!

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I want those Architecture library buttons but don't want to go to Cambridge to get them.

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Does anyone know what that guy yelled really loudly in Psych 101 that made everyone look back in confusion and then just move on?

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I think I'm in love with the Science grad photo photographers.

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$609 for co-op. For this piece of s*** that ruins my night's sleep. Really? To top it off, we have these stupid reflection/work term reports to do. As if the 609 is not enough, they charge us 14 bucks to mark our ramble? I am sorry if I may seem like I am whining about PD. What the heck is wrong with UW? I am seriously considering starting a petition to stop this crap. Whose in?

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Some of you people sound like the fucking cesspool of human boredom. You have an outlet to rant or rave anonymously and the best you can come up with is bitching about people leaving sweaters on chairs in the SLC?

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Why was there the sound of a chainsaw every 15 seconds today in Dana Porter? I wanted to pull my hair out.

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I read in a study that today's youth is far less promiscuous and loosing their virginity at an older age. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

MOD's NOTE: In an interesting "coincidence," UW enrollment rates are also increasing.

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I feel like ever since Mclean's published their ridiculous "too asian" article, this place has gotten more racist towards Asians. Where's the love, guys? This place makes me ashamed to be white sometimes.

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I was reading about Bruce Reimer. And then I thought, "Oh yeah, I haven't checked OMGUW yet today."

MOD's NOTE: Yes. The MOD's have implemented a successful inception at last.

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Girl in PSCI 101 sitting at the back, hate to be mean but you really really smell. I dont understand how some people cant tell when they reek but take a hint when everyone around you starts switching seats and take a shower/apply deoderant!!!

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Does anybody just sit in every week at classes that they're not signed up for because the class is interesting?

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PD is such a joke. Do people actually put effort into the weekly assignments?

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Don't save your seat with your jacket in the SLC and then get food, leaving your jacket unattended. If you do this, I am going to take your seat. Fair warning.

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Guy in PSCI 225 who VERY rudely told off the prof for categorizing 0 as a natural number. STFU. Even if you're right, he was just trying to make something easier for us to understand, and we're learning politics, not math. And if you feel the need to correct him, maybe don't talk like you're king of the world. You sounded like a genuine ass.

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To all of the eco-freak Faculty of Environment students getting riled over the future Starbucks in EV3- you are embarrassing. Anyone who hears you crazy people talk feels automatically alienated. Look at yourselves in the mirror next time before you question why environmentalism today is so ineffective.

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A girl just walked into class with a winter coat, pink short shorts and knee high boots on

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Wtrlooguy on twitter is a giant douche. He points out the most retarded things about UW and makes me really mad!

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Leave it to St. Jerome's to make the subject of Human Sexuality boring.

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To the skinny tattooed douchebag who walks around trying to look tough...you're not. P.S. knuckle tattoos are for self righteous imbeciles.

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The City of Waterloo's Bi-Law System is absurd! I thought Canada and her allies defeated the Nazi's in 1945!

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I just saw someone standing by the water fountain in the physics building sleeping.

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Didn't realize our co-op fees were going up this fast.

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Prior to coming to Waterloo, I had only met 5 asians, 2 blacks, and 2 browns in my entire life. Coming here, it was a huge shock to me, it was like I was the minority for the first time in my life, and wow did that feel weird... But I'm ok with it now, actually, I prefer it this way, as I've learned respect and acceptance for other races that I hadn't been raised with. Its also nice to not see 95% of people around me being white.

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The accounting grad ball may be summarized as boring girls in slutty dresses with guys in suits who act like guys in suits.

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Take a break. Come be a zombie star!

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I am starting to become annoyed by the perpetual construction.

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There is some contest to fixup the campus entrance. I think they learned a good lesson from the logo mess.

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There's a whole lecture hall, please don't sit beside me read your dirty romance novel and copy off my laptop for notes.

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The Flash Mob Era is dead.

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I've always wanted to start a band. I've never had the confidence to do it.

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Why do exchange students insist on sitting next to me in the ML on the benches to talk loudly and work on projects when a) there are 4 other empty benches and b) I am clearly reading something? Go be loud and annoying somewhere that isn't dead silent except for you laughing and screaming in my face.

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Scisoc exam bank error message tells you to "Click this, bitch" in between a lot of coding jargon; which leads to a normal Error 404 page. I was expecting something more awesome lol.

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It's almost the end of the term and I still have no COOP job. The jobs appearing on jobmine everyday now are ones that I'm not qualified for. Time to panic?

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Another ugly Asian girl dating a white boy. So sick of this.

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I dare someone to go to a stats class and wait for the prof to say 'getting heads or tails'.... and raise your hand and say "TWSS"!

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MarkUs is Terrible, takes 30mins to upload anything!

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Justin Bieber is American Music Awards Artist of the Year. Music industry is going to Hell.

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Do people honestly not understand that "Your" and "You're" are two different things? Everyday I see idiots on facebook saying something like "YOUR MY HERO!!", or "Your going to see Pauly D?" I guess that's why they all go to some college or Brock or something. Get real.

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Please, for the love of clean and sanitary bacon, flush the Urinals and wash your hands.

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Started my Monday with an all nighter. Thank you, work load!

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UWChat has the potential to kill off all classroom activity.

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Monday should be cancelled. Permanently.

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Why did they place the lights for the football field in front of the berm seating? Now anyone who sits on the grass berm parallel to Columbia has terrible obstructed views. What terrible short-sighted planning.

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One of my most pressing urges since university has been to re-watch every episode of undergrads to see what was and what was not realistic.

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I know it's over but I'm Facebook stalking pictures...and realized that I wish I were dating a brown guy so I can celebrate Diwali again. All my closest brown friends aren't at this school.

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UW often smells like poop.

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UW was mentioned on the Michael Coren show because of those stupid bike lock protesters. Now we look like a school that doesn't believe in free speech, wonderful.

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Great. There are those calling for public funding to be removed from Waterloo due to the Christie Blatchford incident. Apparently we are all against free speech.

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I just discovered DC++... THANK YOU WATERLOO! YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST STUFF. I DID PICK THE RIGHT SCHOOL. :')

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Does Laurier have one of these OMG/WTF sites?

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Does anyone else think that Imprint has something against straight white men?

MOD's NOTE: Doesn't everybody?

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Waterloo needs a Quidditch team!

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Fucking squirrels. Why do you run out in front of me when I'm biking. I thought we had a deal.

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You wouldn't introduce your course instructor as "Professor Dr. AFM Teachensmith", so why would you introduce yourself for a presentation as "VP Marketing Mr AFM Learnensmith"

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I hate when you spend every other day with a guy for 2 months, and become interested in him to just suddenly find out he has a girlfriend, fuck!

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Co-op is a relationship killer. No wonder everyone at Waterloo has so many troubles.

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Instead of building new engineering buildings, can UW invest in some 2-ply?

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After the last Harry Potter movie comes out I think my childhood will officially be over.

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It seems like I can't make friends with people from faculties other than my own. Please stop hating.

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I have yet to see a same sex couple hold hands on campus.

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Out of pure personal curiosity. How many people are actually into the opposite gender that is the same race as they are. Being asian myself, I'm not too into other asian men. I prefer 'brown/black/white' guys. Sorry for the generalization.

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I know pianos are far from the top priorities in this school, but they can at least provide adequate lighting! People DO read scores in the piano rooms and one dim light bulb is really hard on the eyes!

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I just became a FOC.

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My guilty pleasure? Facebook games.

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To the crazy drunk blonde whore at the masquerade ball. You were HILARIOUS. The way you grinded up on EVERYONE and pranced around like an idiot. Certainly kept me entertained.

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Why do women's clothing have to be so much more expensive than men's? I swear, its sexism. We get paid less, but the basic necessities of our lives are more expensive.

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Getting all these coupon-loaded emails from La Senza is kinda depressing, considering that I'm not getting laid and probably won't get laid for a while

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Many of the engineers that made fun of me in first and second year for being in arts have now failed out, transferred to arts, or are now underpaid in a job they could have gotten without an engineering degree.

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I've been going out partying every weekend for the past semester. This is the first weekend I have no plans and I already feel bad not partying today, I think I have a problem...

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Dear whoever was sitting on the squeaky chair in RCH 101: The noise is very annoying and distracting... There are a dozen empty seats, sit somewhere else next time!

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Asian girl who found my iPhone in DC, you're freakin amazing, I'd to ANYTHING to thank you !

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For Christmas, I decided all I want is WATcard money.

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Flash Mob Idea - a lot of us hangout in the SLC area (big open space, middle) and someone walk in with a large boombox and then puts on a dance song, then all of us run to the center and start dancing like its a club

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Does anyone else frequently believe they know exactly who a Missed Connection is talking about?

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I check this site literally every 10 min for updates when Im procrastinating

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I wonder how many girls in Waterloo can now say "I slept with Pauly D from Jersey Shore"?

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To the guy in St. Jeromes on Tues/Thurs at 4-5:30 who dresses like a leprechaun weekly, full on neon green hat with buckle and green jacket -- you are amazing. Keep it up! You make me smile everyday for your lack of concern and just wearing whatever the hell you want.

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Why do Asians always make the peace sign when they take photos? I'm just curious! No harm intended!

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The imprint is such a piece of shit. It's so far behind on reporting anything remotely close to "news". It's despicable.

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Today was the last chance i had to seduce my TA and I blew it.

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I fully stole a poorly saved cubby in DC. When you put a coat over a chair, it's not very convincing. Win! :)

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I always see squirrels running around with half a bagel or muffin in their mouth. i think the waterloo squirrels must be very well fed.

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Thank you to the guy who went back and held the door for me today! It made my morning :)

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I love the library pins so much, even if people think I'm a loser for it.

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I checked OMGUW 10 minutes ago, right after an update. Now there are a zillion comments and ratings on everything! Keep up the procrastination!

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What's the purpose of those brightly-coloured walls in the courtyard roof in the centre of MC?

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To the guy at Tim Horton's who pushed my bag out of the way, so he could put his laptop bag on the serving counter: I don't know what to be more offended at, that you pushed my food out of the way for your bag which would have been fine on the floor (without even asking first), or the fact that you apologized for something that was intentional and clearly not a mistake.

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DJ Pauly D. was amazing at Cameo!

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I make a lot of Engrish spelling mistakes, the sad part is, I'm a Europian Canadian.

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To the people who blocked Christie Blatchford from speaking last week - get a life! We live in a country that believes in free speech - she was just coming to discuss a book she'd written, if you have a problem with the book, then protest, but this is a University, and she was invited to speak. Allow her to say what she has to say. What you did diminishes UW as an institution, and demeans you as Canadians.

OMG:
I'm thinking GRT could outsource it's costumer service people to OMGUW, considering how dedicated this site is to transit issues.

OMG:
I don't understand why they designed the stairs in Needles Hall so you have to walk sideways while you walk up.

MOD's NOTE: It's all part of UW's secret subconscious ninja training.

OMG:
Since when is it cool to take pictures of yourself in DC at 1am?

OMG:
Why do I not get a grad photo? Because my department forgets that some of us actually want a job after graduation and are in co-op, and neglect to tell us to take the photo in the spring like the engineers do.

OMG:
Had an interview today. They said they were going to interview some people at laurier before they rank. If I lose this job to someone from laurier, I'm gonna be pissed.

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I'm reading OMGs in TC to relax before a big interview :)

OMG:
Happy national have sex with a guy with a mustache day! Ladies, I'm free all day today ;)

OMG:
Freud mst have had a rather potent phallic fixation!

OMG:
All the engineers are posting their grad pics on facebook ... I'm in 1st year and I can't wait to graduate :)

OMG:
Seeing your friends go through a break-up on facebook is so sad. But I must correct myself; they are not my actual friends. More along the line of acquaintances who 'friended' each other on FB. I don't know whether facebook is good or bad at this point. Clearly they want to air their sorrows in public but at the same time I feel like I am privy to intimate conversation that shouldn't touch my ears. It is all so sad. I wish you guys the best.

OMG:
This blows my mind. (skip to 0:45seconds.)

OMG:
I ask questions in class out of sheer boredom.

OMG:
I feel a little more inadequate every time I see people on my Facebook getting engaged, married, or having kids, even though I don't want any of those things for myself right now.

OMG:
I wish I could be anonymous again.

OMG:
The 7th floor of DP is not the right place to watch South Park without headphones.

OMG:
t seems like every girl I meet is either dating, or in some relationship. Where are all the single ladies? Mind you, the normal single ladies, not the ones who are clearly single for a reason.

OMG:
Five interviews and no job offers. Co-op is making me pull my hair out. I really wish I knew what I was doing wrong :(

OMG:
I'm getting a crepe for dinner thanks to the OMG update

OMG:
There are posters in the DP stairwell saying take the stairs.

OMG:
Here's two rules I've discovered with UW :
1- Every time you're expecting to get a 90+, you'll probably get 60 ish.
2- Every time you're pretty sure that you've failed the exam, chances are you've passed with at least a B+.

OMG:
Lost&Found Post! I just found a cell phone case and gave it to turnkey. Let them know the colour & brand and they'll be happy to return it to you :)

OMG:
Nothing feels better than getting a midterm back that you know you failed "for sure" and you find out that you passed.

OMG:
There is a very loud girl in my anth class. If she's not laughing like a plagued hyena, she's trying to waste time asking pointless questions. Hey you, you're smart, we get it, shut up. Nobody cares. I'm not going to ask you to stop laughing cause that's probably impossible, but enough with the 'I'm so bright' comments.

OMG:
There is a crazy middle-aged asian man on the first floor of DP! He keeps thinking that people are trying to steal his seat and won't stop swearing them! IS HE EVEN A STUDENT AT UW?!

OMG:
I don't want to be a CA. I don't want to consolidate financial statements. I don't want to study anymore.

OMG:
I've been trying to get onto UWACE to get my notes for TWO HOURS. I hope the people who designed UWACE trip and fall then get mauled by 50 tigers.

OMG:
The DC single study rooms are booked through an online system. I shouldn't need to come explain to you why you're in my room when I've booked it!

OMG:
I'd like to thank Movember for allowing me to grow a bitchin moustache. The hairy abomination on my upper lip is somewhat of a childhood dream this month has allowed me to realize and I secretly wish I could rock it year round.

OMG:
Fed Hall is such a great venue. Too bad nothing interesting is ever hosted there.

OMG:
Dear DC Timmie's ladies, everyone asks for light butter because you lather it like its overstocked. But when we ask for light butter you conserve it like there's a cow crises. :(

OMG:
Is it just me or is OMGUW getting updated more frequently now?

MOD's NOTE: We're working really hard to update as frequently as we can!

OMG:
Running into your UW teammates when you're buying condoms...so awkward!

OMG:
I ♥ the GRT bus driver that looks like Barney Stinson. :)

OMG:
GRT drivers are dicks. I've seen countless times where students would run to the doors, panting. With an empty bus, the driver would just drive off. This happens all the time.

OMG:
I wonder what other cultures think about Canada's constant political correctness, or perhaps they don't notice?

OMG:
UW students should get better at using their "indoor voices" in the library. I'm talking to you, guy who spent $26.50 and got some at REV this weekend.

OMG: I just opened OMGUW on four computers in the DC then left!

MOD'S NOTE: Amazing! Heart you :)

OMG: My roommate came home really excited because she got a co-op job. I still haven't gotten one. I wanted to slap her.

OMG: The way to unsubscribe from a list is not to e-mail the whole list asking to be unsubscribed. Is this so hard to understand?

OMG: I hate being fucking broke! Stupid student budget. I have to now decide between eating for the next month or paying a 3 month cellphone bill...and forget about eating out or going anywhere...can't afford it. Stuck at my house eating pasta for the next month :(

OMG: When I drive around Ring Road, I secretly hope that someone will step in front of my car at the last second so that I could hit them and it wouldn't even be my fault.

OMG: Why are there no water fountains in E5?

OMG: I know exactly what I want to write for my essays but I'm still not doing it. Procrastination sucks.

OMG: End of term is approaching so everyone should say 'Hi' to that guy/gal in class you've had your eye on!

OMG:
GRT makes it impossible to submit comments or concerns about their service. Maybe because they realize just how crappy their service is! Seriously GRT, get your shit together.

OMG:
Goodbye, free time. Hello, OMGUW forums.

OMG:
I have officially HAD it with engineering and want out. I am seriously looking into purchasing and living in a small motorhome in the wilderness of BC. I want to experience life again!

OMG:
Morbidly curious about those brown stains on the wall of the corner stall in the men's washroom in 6th floor DP.

OMG:
Great engineers and architects UW, but no interior designers? With so much potential E5 is only another cold barren building.

OMG:
I'm really excited about my future career, but I can't help but feel kind of disheartened that all of my skills will be useless if the zombie apocalypse comes.

OMG:
The TA in GEOG 100 has a nice bod.

OMG:
I decided to grow a stache for movember, then I learned that I don't have upper lip hair...

OMG:
What's the point of the off-campus shuttle if we have bus passes?

MOD's NOTE: Being dropped off right at your door!

OMG:
Hey ladies, it's time to exercise the empowerment that feminism has brought you! Stop waiting for that guy you've had your eye on, and go ask him out yourself! Rock on!

OMG:
I keep hearing about some guy who hides in the bush in the neighborhoods between Laurier and UW campus and beats up girls walking by. He doesn't do anything else or take anything, just beats them up. Has anyone heard anything of this?

OMG:
What kind of club sends out its notification for executive election two hours before the meeting? I feel scammed of my $4.

OMG:
My professor keeps making references and jokes about sex and beer in one of my classes. Only 20% of people laugh at them. Either we are a very cheap laugh or the rest of the class doesn't understand them. From looking around I guess it's the second one...

OMG:
Preparing for a trip to the turnkey desk? Prepare to get sneered at!

OMG:
French has 16 phonetic vowels, Spanish has 5, Take that FR 203!

OMG:
Money doesn't buy you love. But it does buy you sex and companionship. And to our friends we look like the nicest couple. But I am starting to resent her. Or love her. The point is I care too much about this.

OMG:
UW just sent out an e-mail to all students thanking them for their donations. I can't believe their nerve considering our "donations" are really just another mandatory fee.

Hey y'all,

Now's your chance to ask us anything about the site that you may have been wondering about. Let's have an open discussion about improvements that can be made to the site (keep in mind, it's partially under construction as-is). Please keep your comments respectful, and your trollin' tasteful.

♥Mods

EDIT (11/11/10):
If you want us to get in touch with you regarding ideas you have to improve the site, please do not send your e-mail in an OMG submission or in the comments (seriously, never do that). E-mail OMGSUBMIT@gmail.com. We will only respond to e-mails sent directly to us.

OMG:
Yeah, I get it... You two speak Chinese. Loudly. And obnoxiously.
Now would you shut up so the 4 other people at the table can study.

OMG:
I miss living in REV so much. I'm in 3rd year now and almost daily I remember something fun that happened during 1st year. All you REV kids make sure you have the time of your life because it is an experience that you don't want to miss!

MOD's NOTE: Ron Eydt was the MAN.

OMG:
Being average sucks. Nobody wants to go out or be friends with someone who is averagely built, averagely smart, averagely talented, and averagely interesting.

OMG:
I am embarrassed for people with dumb tattoos.

OMG:
I chose to come to UW based on our website.

OMG:
Dear ENG C&D hotties, what am I going to do for the next couple of weeks? I guess I can go look for a hot piece of ass in MATH C&D?

OMG:
Whoever in Latin 101 complained about our prof being a new Canadian and it affecting us when it comes to the exam: I can't believe you had the balls to actually go to him or one of his colleagues and make that complaint. Learn some respect and accountability.

OMG:
My roommate masturbates in his room and he is LOUD. And I am a girl. I have sex in my room at times and it's expected that some sounds will be heard, but hearing someone else masturbate is not cool. Best of all, he can't understand English.

OMG:
180/420 people have already failed the course and the average is %62 when the passing grade is %60. Why are you trying to murder us UW?

OMG:
Reading your essay question for the tenth time and still having no clue what the hell to write is not fun!

OMG:
My computer is named Earth (from HHGTTG)and everyone else in my house named their computers Kobol, Pegasus, and Caprica (from BSG). ...MLIA?

OMG:
OK Guy who works turnkey with the bad attitude. I don't know WHAT your problem is but if you hate your job so much that you can't even PRETEND to provide good customer service then just fucking quit! Nobody wants to deal with your "I don't give a shit" face and attitude that you're miserably failing at trying to hide. Even a monkey's ass can do a better job than you! So thanks for putting me in a shitty mood fucker!

OMG:
I have figured out why the recession has occurred: "My credit card application got accepted, now I don't have to pay out of pocket for this new computer!" Coming from an american friend of mine...

OMG:
Yo, I saw this one Asian dude stroking himself... but it was REALLY discrete, he did like one stroke every 5 seconds and it was under his desk but man, his eyes always darted back and forth and he stopped when he saw I was looking... NASTY!

OMG:
When I graduate, I want to show/give something to my mom to show how much I REALLY appreciate her because without her hard work and sacrifice I wouldn't be where I am today.

OMG:
Exams are next month... WHAT???

OMG:
I am in love with someone who lives across the world from me.

OMG:
I am in love with someone who lives across the world from me.

OMG:
I have fantasies about my boyfriend's brother. I can't help it; they look alike but his brother is older, taller and probably stronger.

OMG:
I can't get myself off. My boyfriend can't either. It makes me sad.

OMG:
It took three years for me to learn what I want to do with my life. Thank you, Waterloo.

OMG:
OMG mods are OMG Gods.

MOD's NOTE:♥!

OMG:
Once you're in fourth year you realize how small your world begins to get.

OMG:
Is it just me or has the number of geese on campus increased?

OMG:
Why do people put a space before their periods, exclamation marks, or question marks?

OMG:
I found a disney channel stream on the internet, and ever since then I just can't stop watching it. Im 21 and supposed to be studying organic chem!

OMG:
I wish people here would stop reading, it's bad for your eyes. God would rather you lose your vision reading a holy book...

OMG:
I've turned to anorexia because being a student's made me so cheap, I don't want to waste food by being bulimic.

OMG:
I hate that feeling you get when you know your mark is up on ace, and you're loading the page to see it.

OMG:
I always thought that almost all people have dark black hairs like me except for a few. Just yesterday in class I realized having a black hair actually means being a minority ! It freakin blew my mind !

OMG:
So, the only thing I eat all day is energy bars. Sometimes I would eat a pita from the plaza shops, and some fruit, but lately I've been living off energy bars. Reasons: no time to make food and don't wanna get fat. I feel that if I eat even a little bit, I'm going to gain weight. I know this is not healthy at all but I don't know how to stop...

OMG:
Has anyone ever had sex in the library?

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I've been bullied from elementary through high school, abused by my parents and psychiatric professionals. I've been abused by a surgeon and some doctors too. I came to Waterloo, I thought things would be different here. They really aren't...

OMG:
To all the MC posts about blonde girls,
brunettes need some loving too!

OMG:
I just wanted to thank the helpful guy in BIOL 350 who gave me a hand with a question on our assignment yesterday morning. It really made my day to see such kindness from a stranger!

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I saved up to be able to make a big roast chicken, with gravy etc.. I had to leave, so I turned it way down to slow cook while I was out. My housemates turned it off, and I now have one salmonella feast. :( I waited for so long, and was so excited - I have to throw it out. Fuckers!

OMG:
I love seeing boys who are carrying flowers. This is for the guy who was clearly on his way to see someone he loves, Thursday night by DP. You GMH.

OMG:
I propose we have an OMG UW meet up. Date, time, location?

OMG:
I was shocked to see obese chinese guy.These American foods really make them really overweight.

OMG:
I've never seen a mountie. I don't watch hockey. I don't drink beer. Or Tim Horton's coffee. What am I?

OMG:
I want a suit of chain mail, not sure how to go about getting one though...

OMG:
I realized the other day that my dad dresses like a hipster, but this is only because hipsters dress like 50-something year-old men.

OMG:
To the imprint writer that wrote the article on coat check at the Vault Lounge and how rude the owner was... that was nothing. He's now being investigated for assault on his ex-gf/ex-manager, tax evasion and illegal liquor purchases!

OMG:
I just overheard someone repeatedly use the term "sandfaggot," and then later heard him use the term "butthole," because I guess "asshole" is just too rude.

OMG:
Furry porn in this week's Imprint.

I for one will be beating it to the hot Mandarin drakes!

OMG:
Dear the "makeup" girl in ANTH 101. Please. You don't need to plaster your face with 50 layers of makeup before class and really shut up while the prof is talking. Some of us want marks not some lame barbie social life

OMG:
I have a confession,

I discovered this site when I was visiting a friend in Waterloo, yet I go to Guelph and still enjoy creeping this page.

Thanks for providing me with entertainment, UW.

OMG:
My white friend is arguing that you don't need to say "more reliable than GRT" instead of "more reliable than THE GRT" I personally think you need the "THE" in there. Who's right?

OMG:
I'm failing my courses because I can't stop playing world of warcraft

OMG:
I was walking on the street, and I saw a BMW drive by. Its license plate was from Ontario. It also had Waterloo emblazoned on it. Im in Tokyo, Japan. That was cool.

OMG:
Hey Brain, please stop thinking about your ex now. It's been more than 6 months and they were a douche.

OMG:
UW is like the MIT of Canada. People always complain UW isn't "pretty" like other Ivy-like schools...but we're more concerned with innovation than looking fancy, and I think that's amazing.

OMG:
"OMG UPDATE: Once upon a time, there were more crepes than creeps 'round here. Those were the (delicious) days." Let's make it happen again!

MOD's NOTE: Crepe party?

OMG:
Sometimes I wonder if there is strategy when choosing what Monday night lectures are going to be. They all seem like shit with shitty lecturers.

OMG:
I just need to know that someone else saw the Asian guy who walked in late to psych 391 on wednesday, sat down in the front row, and whipped out a flask.....never laughed so hard in my life.

OMG:
I want it so start snowing already. I love snow and can't wait for the chilly weather to get here. I love the feel of winter and the coziness attached to it, like going home to snuggle on your bed when it's cold outside.

OMG:
Is it not discrimination when companies say Canadian citizenship "preferred".. aka we want white people. I know a lot of non white people are citizens but we are still minority.

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Male here. Went on a date last Friday, first one in quite a while. When I went to reach for the check to pay for dinner, I got the dirtiest fucking look I have ever seen. Jews probably didn't look this way at Hitler.

What did I do? Have I been out of the dating game for so long that men aren't suppose to pay anymore?!?!? I was pretty taken aback.

OMG:
ARBUS101-001 students, please shut up or feel free to leave. Don't talk over the poor prof. People actually want to listen to what he has to say.

OMG:
I was in Harvey's on Thursday around 4pm and Mythbusters came on. Everyone in Harvey's watched. It felt joyous!

P.S. They were trying to bounce a bullet 90 degrees off adjacent mirrors back towards shooter.

OMG:
To the girl in the Map Library who didn’t stop photocopying during the 2 minutes of silence: show some goddamn RESPECT! I don't care about your stance on war, but Remembrance Day is about the men, women and children who died a result of terrible conflicts that occurred in our past AND present. If you EVER witnessed anything close to what soldiers and civilians experience during war I’m sure you would think twice. I’m sure spending two minutes of your day to remember is the least you could do to help you appreciate the fact that you are not going through the same hell that millions went through or are currently experiencing in their everyday lives! I hope in the future you are more respectful than you were today.

OMG:
To the person who just blasted porn audio for most of rev to hear. Thank you, best study tunes ever.

OMG:
I tapped this girl on her shoulder and she says " You just ruined my lamda"

Only math girls would say this! (she was working on her assignment)

OMG:
After 4 years in Waterloo I'm finally going out with someone, I'm so happy! But for some reason, even though we've only gone out once, I already feel like something is going to go horribly wrong...

OMG:
All my coworkers refer to sodium hydroxide as "caustic", i.e. "alright, just add about 2 more kilograms of caustic to it"... One day I think I'm gonna add some potassium hydroxide just to spite them

OMG:
I'm gay and my boyfriend is bi.

I want to see him have sex with a girl.

:)

OMG:
Fuck Imprint, your proofreaders are terrible, and I'm dyspraxic and can do a better job. I cringe when I read half the articles... I'd accept this from MathNews, but not an actual news publication.

OMG:
Fuck yeah, I love my English textbook that has all the major style formats in it! Saved my ass when it came to APA!

OMG:
To the guy doing his Psych 253 media assignment on 4chan, I really want to read that when your done, is there any way I could get a copy from you?

OMG:
War doesn't decide who is wrong or who is right; only whose left.

Thanks to everyone who took time to remember today. -An Afghan vet

OMG:
People in DC library who yelled at me when I said shush at 11am today, FUCK YOU. You were so disrespectful to not take a minute out of your day to be silent and remember the soldiers who fought for us.

OMG:
Prof. Kroecker; saying cheating is "dirty bad" before each quiz doesn't mean I'm not going to keep trying.

OMG:
People don't know how to write a resume. Some tips for people who can't seem to get interviews:
1)"Macintosh" is not an operating system, it is called "OS X"
2)If you know 5 programming languages share what you have done with them.
3)You are not an "expert" in anything. If you are you have a job at Google already.
4)Unless your HS projects are directly related don't bother listing them.
5)I don't care what courses you are taking unless you are in an upper year and took a specialized one.
6)"Alberta drivers license" is not a good skill summary point.

OMG:
Sometimes when I mean to go to ace, i type in "omgace".

MOD's NOTE: Really, though, what's the difference?

OMG:
Did anyone at Jason Collett last night notice his presumably fake Bob Dylan accent?

OMG:
I came from a high school where saying "___ is so gay" was socially unacceptable and homophobic. I hate that I hear it periodically around the school. When I tell people that "that's so gay is so yesterday" they just laugh. I don't understand why people don't see how offensive that can be?

OMG:
It is so beautiful outside these days that I can barely contain my joy.

OMG:
DP just had a moment of silence. Cool!

OMG:
Lest we forget!

OMG:
I am 20 years old guy and I have a girlfriend but I'm totally apathetic to sex. Sure we have sex but I really don't feel like I really give a shit about it. Sure I have urges sometimes but I would just as well go to a porn site and be done with it. I love my gf and I really care about her but honestly, when it comes to the whole sex thing I just don't feel like it's all that worth it. I am afraid that she'll leave me because of this. I just want to know if there are other guys in my situation?

OMG:
Why are there still fruit flies in AL 116?

OMG:
Factorial experimental designs: Come on Holmes, just come out with why its called a factorial design. I see the factorial, but you are skipping it...

OMG:
I want to see a fetish orientated safer sex workshop on campus.

OMG:
I have an interview where I'm the only selected white person. It's government, so I feel I should appeal to diversity by upping the gayness. But likely won't.

OMG:
How can I still love him after he cheated on me? I want to die. Fuck midterms. Fuck exams. Fuck school. Fuck everything. Fuck him especially. And fuck that fucking whore. I will fucking kill her. I want to destroy him. I want to destroy everyone. Just want to destroy.

OMG:
I'm starting to realize that attending UW as an asian was a shit decision socially. It's like I'm trying to sell luxury brand purse, but the location I am selling at is swarmed with knockoffs.

OMG:
Did some calculations, and UW is making me pull 70hours of just studying weekly...that is fucked up, really fucked up! 10hours a day including weekends, 14 hours without...

OMG:
I'm suicidal half the times, and the other half I am relatively neutral. I'm kinda scared though, I mean, I've got a huge death in the family coming up, as well as a major surgery. I'm just kinda afraid it may be enough to push me over the edge into my death... As much as I want to die most days, I do like the world around me, even if I hate do everyone in it.

OMG:
Hotmail makes it so difficult to reset your password, so why is it so easy for your account to get hacked??

OMG:
Apparently Chatroulette has changed a lot, I was on for half an hour, saw only 3 dicks and lots of cute girls.

OMG:
I'm sick of trannier-than-thou people telling me how to live my life, how I can't be a real transsexual or a real woman if I don't pay out of pocket for surgery, etc. I'm going through fucking OHIP, I'm not some idiot, Why are you telling me how to live my life. I wish the trannier than thou mtfs would fuck off and die...

OMG:
My average is being sabotaged by a stats course

OMG:
To the girl with the pink sony Viao in geog 101, get the hell off facebook, and clothing websites when you sit in the front row, you have no idea how many people were also creeping your pictures with out you even knowing it!

OMG:
Contrary to popular belief, most people in the library are trying to do homework or study - not get picked up by a random stranger. Save it for the clubs.

OMG:
Why are all the lights out on the the side of ring road by the v1 green, and on the pathway to REV!? I could have gotten raped out there!

OMG:
Every day I want to shave my Movember facial hair more and more because it's making me way less hot.

OMG:
I hate overachievers who think 86 is a terrible grade.

OMG:
You know you have far too much CoD on your mind when every time you see a lowercase 'a', you think of frag grenades.

OMG:
Hating on Arts/any other faculty/any other university/any other race, and attention whoring. Wtrlooguy, you are not the "average UW student", you're just the average asshole.

OMG:
You know you're Asian when your Facebook wall is flooded with other Asians outraged at the Macleans article.

OMG:
I was casually browsing on a gay dating site. I think I saw my don, but I'm not quite sure.

OMG:
Girl behind me in DP cubcicles with furry boots wiggled her foot and freaked me out - her foot looks like a big rat.

OMG:
If you're a hot dude but you're riding an ugly bike, you lose all credibility.

OMG:
Moving from Waterloo to Kitchener has destroyed my social life.

OMG:
I just recently discovered Poker. Best way to procrastinate.

OMG:
An interesting article in MacLean's talks about Universities that many people consider "too Asian." There's a couple of choice quotes on Waterloo, too.

OMG:
Props to the guy full out snoring while STANDING on the bus.

OMG:
Found 16GB iPod Touch near the bus stop at Hazel & Austin. Contact foundipodtouch@yahoo.com. Know what your wallpaper picture was and what music you had on it.

OMG:
I was working on my investment assignment yesterday. I spent one hour completing all the regression models, but then I thought I switched the axes and therefore deleted the whole tab. Moments later, I realized I actually did it correctly. FML

OMG:
I saw a guy with a fanny pack today.

OMG:
I lied. Feds President isn't an oaf, but VP Internal sure is incompetent.

OMG:
Students that copy assignments and cheat are trash of highest order. Complete garbage.

OMG:
People in chemistry can't write properly! The profs have Phds, but they still can't put together a sentence. It matters too... chemistry is VERY precise.

OMG:
The only reason im starting to spend time on campus is to get an MC...come on DC boys you're always looking at me.