OMG:
I constantly feel like I'm living in the shadows of my prettier friends.

OMG:
I need somewhere I can send a very long anonymous rant about my life, see people comment on it, and then maybe cry a little

OMG:
The geese are leaving. Quick, shout something at them and have the last word!

OMG:
To the sociopaths who were singing and playing on the guitar in Eby Hall at 3:30 in the morning: If I ever find you, I will rip off and beat you to death with your own genitals.

OMG:
I love being racially ambiguous.

OMG:
It took 10 games for the Leafs to go from undefeated to out of playoff contention (ok its early and only by 1 point). But I don't think its going to get any better before it gets worse. It was a nice season while it lasted, but it is going to be another long winter.

OMG:
Last time I made any friends was 7 years ago, and I'd been friends with the same people for almost a decade. And now that I've moved to Waterloo, I find it really hard to make new friends. I'm pretty shy and awkward, and I don't know how to approach people.

OMG:
Some dude is sitting at the computers in DC with a digital camera and keeps taking pictures of this video he's watching on the computer with some pregnant lady posing and feeling her self up in a bikini. WTF!

OMG:
I got an offer for the job of my dreams, but I'm scared shitless to move half way across the world for it.

OMG:
Only if the world knew where the BlackBerry came from - the run down shantytown that is Phillip and Columbia.

OMG:
After trying for 6 months to get stable, I just became depressed again for no reason. I'm on an antidepressant, and I'm depressed. At the end of this semester, I'm going to kill myself.

OMG:
I just noticed the Chat button.

OMG:
My life is pathetic. I'm a coward, I'm afraid to talk to people. I don't fit in. I've tried to change, but I can't do it. I'm just a loser. I just want to be normal like everyone else.
I'm not scared of death. The only reason I'm still here is because I don't want to hurt anyone, I don't want to make my family sad. Is that reason enough to continue? I just want to vanish, like I never existed, with no one noticing I've gone. I feel trapped.

OMG:
I'm so naive thinking I could actually get the job of my dreams.

OMG:
Ninja Gotcha 2.0 is a total blood bath but somehow I'm still alive.

OMG:
I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow so I can see people do the walk of shame in their Halloween costumes.

OMG:
Say NO! to PDA during class.

OMG:
My two friends and I went to the Halloween Outlet store on Columbia St. last night. Upon our one friend finding the costume he really liked, he decided to wear it... on the ixpress.. all the way back to campus. He bought a hot dog costume.

OMG:
Why bother coming to class if you're going to stream a hockey game in fullscreen, then read Perez Hilton for 25 minutes?

OMG:
Just saw an abandoned motor chair in an empty hallway. It took everything I had to just keep walking.

OMG:
Props to ESS for putting on a ridiculously awesome event. Who knew that could happen!

OMG:
After buying a small carton of milk this morning to put in my cereal, the caf lady decides to tell me that the milk might be bad

OMG:
Either there's a new breed of yellow potatoes with purple parts, or HH is serving curry with potatoes GONE BAD. I personally think it's the latter.

OMG:
Dear kid in the AL bathroom, I do not think its needed to use your MacBook in the bathroom stall. I can hear the typing and that's just weird and then I saw you leave the stall with it in your hand.

OMG:
The more I tell UW about being raped, academically and professionally mistreated by professors, and feel suicidal, the more the university tries to push me over the edge and stop me from getting a degree.

OMG:
I was once shy to say that I met my girlfriend on POF, even as our relationship is stronger 1 year in than my last relationship ever was in 4 years. Last night we heard a girl tell how she was shy to admit that she met her husband on POF. I'm not shy about it any more.

OMG:
There's a Fairy dragqueen in SLC right now.. I don't know what to think?

OMG:
People in the SLC quiet area need to STFU!! I do not understand why people are drinking in the middle of the week... be stupid elsewhere.

OMG:
I want to take a large dump on the steps of Needles Hall

OMG:
It's so hard to get a "missed connection" when you are stuck in engineering classes and labs for the whole day.

OMG:
My friend was going to a kegger, and she asked me if she could pay with her WatCard.

OMG:
You were supposed to give me more of a reaction when you found out I was your MC..ughhh.

OMG:
A Guy in my class asked if photo-lithography could be used to carve something on an electron if you used a sufficiently energetic beam...

OMG:
A Starbucks in EV3. With that, uwaterloo closes the amenities gap with Laurier.

OMG:
It's hard enough for me to even gather the courage to even attempt to go see a counselor. Why the hell do I need to have a 'Client Assignment' meeting first?

OMG:
I've got a huge thing for guys with beards.

OMG:
Grad school is a LOT more work than I was expecting it to be. If you're considering a graduate program, you REALLY need to want to study your subject more. It's the big leagues now, baby!

OMG:
To the quiet korean guy living on my floor (shared bathroom), please fucking flush the urinal and wash your hands after you're done peeing and touching your penis... You touch the door after you're done, thus spreading your filthy germs everywhere! Good thing i exit from the opposite door that's kept open 24/7... But still gross...

OMG:
I fucking hate the low volume flush toilets at clv.

OMG:
To the idiot who spammed all econ 101 students asking about what chapters are your midterm: ask your friends, listen in class or ask the prof. Don't spam everyone 4 times in a row with the exact same message.

OMG:
So according to the Jobmine exploit I'm going to get an offer this weekend. I'm gonna kill whoever came up with that formula if it turns out to be fake and I got my hopes up for nothing :(

OMG:
Masturbation is like procrastination. It's all fun and games until you realize that you're f*cking yourself.

OMG:
To the girls who use the DP washrooms: I know most of you flush but to the rest of you who don't especially after taking pooing, learn to fucking flush! We don't care how pretty you may think your shit looks.

OMG:
I thought 4th year was supposed to be the most amazing year yet, brought on by the realization that we will all soon cease to be students and have to joint he real world. Except, so far, it's just been a load of stress being pushed even closer to the people you've worked with so closely over the years. I want some fun, some wild nights because "I was just experimenting in university"! Everyone, drop the drama and have fun

OMG:
Econ Lecture canceled by the prof the day before the midterm. Great.

OMG:
At first I felt bad for stinking up the E5 lab with my veggie curry. but then I realised that it smelled better than the people sitting around me.

OMG:
Asian chick watching makeup tutorials on youtube during the lecture in CS135.
Are you fucking serious ?!

OMG:
I suffer from procrasturbation.

OMG:
Bomber copyright infringement

OMG:
My American cousin was just drafted to go to war next month. I'm very anti-war and I can't support his decision to go, but I'm terrified he'll die.

OMG:
I've almost been with my boyfriend for 8 months, but I still think about the guy I dated before him.

OMG:
For all the OMG's about noise, there is a monster coming to take those noisy idiots away.

MOD'S NOTE: THIS IS 5000th OMG POST!!!!

OMG:
The night before the embryo midterm, I had a pregnancy dream. Only this one was the worst ever since it involved course material.

OMG:
Definition of Mikes Bikes: a "game" designed in the early 90s that is FAR from a effective tool for team building. Students taking AFM 131 all hate it

OMG:
Laughed so hard i fell of a chair sideways and hit the back of my neck on another chair. Oh studying at 2am is the best..

OMG:
"The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chance of disillusionment." I think 4 years is enough.

OMG:
I saw a shopping cart in the creek near the Health building.

OMG:
I want a boyfriend but the people my friends try to set me up with aren't really working. I wish there was a speed dating event on campus.

OMG:
To all those people that complain when they get a 90
Shut up and enjoy it and don't rub it in other people's faces saying you did SO bad when many people are sitting there with a 75 are perfectly content

OMG:
Noo! All the squirrels are gone from campus :(
The best part of campus won't be back till spring.

OMG:
Don't give me dirty looks cuz I moved into the first lane cutting you off by a 0.000001 second. Drivers these days... Jeeeez.

OMG:
Sometimes I feel so detached from reality that I have no motivation to live because I don't understand what I am doing here.

OMG:
To all the people submitting shout outs "i.e. to the ... last night", Everybody here is a stranger, nobody knows who you are, and nobody cares about your life. So remember that when you are making some observation about some random stranger. I want some interesting shit that is mildly relevant, not what someone saw somewhere at some random time that is irrelevant.

OMG:
Is there a way to get specific smoking areas on campus that are away from main pathways to buildings? I understand its an addiction and that some people need it, but try to be aware that the people you are blowing smoke into as they walk into a building may have asthma and you may have just made their day a living hell. I know the whole 10M rule is not enforced and with winter coming up I am scared for my health.

OMG:
To the guy sitting beside me in PHI 226, please stop scratching your scalp and picking the dandruff out of your nails. Its disgusting. I would also advise you to take a shower, you smell like the public washrooms in DP before it gets cleaned.

OMG:
Parkour looks way cooler in a morphsuit

OMG:
I am on co-op right now and omguw is something that brightens my day after working at my shot job.

Keeper real UW, winter term is going to the the shit!

OMG:
I spy a redditor at psych 253 during the TED talk

OMG:
I lost my pencil case and USB in one of the MC computing labs yesterday. Has anyone seen it?

OMG:
Interviews + Midterms + Class + Pre-enrollment Overrides + Assignments = Death.
UW, you have taken away my will to live.

OMG:
Why does ENVMAIL spam so much?! Are other faculties like this? I get 5-10 emails from them daily.

OMG:
To the idiot watching soccer on yotube in class. Fuck off, that's not why laptops are used in class. It is distracting me.

OMG:
Dear Boy, You need to stop acting so damn self conscious, Grow a pair and stop getting upset when I don't compliment you everytime you put yourself down (which is all too often). I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with friends that are like that, But c'mon your a GUY, it just makes you more unattractive. It's no mystery why you can't seem to find a girlfriend.

OMG:
Math 104 is filled with white and black people

OMG:
I had a dream someone called me out on OMG, figured out which comments of mine were posted anonymously and which were posted under my real name, then I woke up cuddling my laptop.

OMG:
Yes I am a virgin, yes I like masturbation, yes I want sex, but, I don't really care about it, and am not looking for it. Just kinda looking for a guy who is worth my virginity.

OMG:
Someone I know recently "stumbled" upon beast porn... Trying to figure out how they did that, as they have never even heard of the chans... You don't just stumble upon beast porn...

OMG:
I found out I'm pregnant, told my boyfriend, and the only thing he had to say? "Lets name him fuckwad"

OMG:
I wish that freaking car with the super loud engine that goes around UW every night at 2am explodes someday.

OMG:
I can only express the love I have for my roommates through baked goods.

OMG:
I cheated on my boyfriend within the first week of our relationship, we have been dating for two years now and he STILL brings it up

OMG:
To the skanky costumed girls in SLC today: trashy.

OMG:
BIOL 303 made me cry :(

OMG:
The class that comes out of AL 211 at 12:50 T/Th is literally the smelliest group of people I have ever had the displeasure of being around. I can barely breathe when I walk into that room.

OMG:
I wore a suit today even though I didn't have an interview. It felt right.

OMG:
I was listening to this hip hop radio station in one of the mac labs in MC and my earphones got unplugged while the song "Every Girl" was on. The word pussy came up 3 times in less than 10 seconds, very loudly.

OMG:
No idea what I'm going to do for professional school after graduation. Probably will be forced to move away. Probably will lose girlfriend because of it. Should have just became a plumber.

OMG:
For the first time in 20 years I want to spend my birthday with my family, but they've already made plans that don't include me.

OMG:
Staring at Jobmine and waiting for it to change is cutting into my porn time. I might have to start doing both simultaniously

OMG:
tldr; Been talking to a girl for a while now. Have 2 classes with her. And she dropped the boyfriend bomb on me out of nowhere.

Long version: I made a friend in 2 of my classes, back at the start of October. Me and her have been increasingly spending time together and hanging out after class. I'm not looking for a relationship right now, so I've played things kind of cool, not too flirty or anything. Well out of nowhere, a month into knowing each other, while talking about some political news story she decided to drop the "oh yeah my boyfriend feels the same way" line. Now up until this point, she had never mentioned him, so I was pretty taken aback.

Wtf does this mean? Is she lying? Sending me a signal that I'm trying to get too close and flirty? Was it just her saying shit? Is she testing me to see If I just want to get in her pants?

Really need some opinions on this. Cause I've sort of frozen up, and I'm not sure how to behave around her anymore

OMG:
I joined Plentyoffish over the summer when I was bored on co-op and now that I changed my city to Waterloo, I'm paranoid that every guy that keeps staring/repeatedly looking at me recognizes me from the site.

OMG:
Procrastinating by cooking. I'm gonna be so fat by the end of this semester

OMG:
To the guy living in the room beside me. Shut the FUCK UP! Your singing sounds like a dying moose...

OMG:
Some guys get pectoral implants... Can't help but laugh at the idea of boob jobs for men.

OMG:
That prices at that little cafe at Haegy Hall is way out of line. A small organic milk costed me almost $2.00. What a rip off

OMG:
Sometimes I feel like I'm the dumbest person in my program. What if I'm not even in the right program? What if I fail? But today is the day I decided I'm going to try my best, and make it through this year.

OMG:
It's my last semester and I have ZERO motivation left....I literally have to force myself to do any work.

OMG:
Is it just me or do some of the outlets on 8th floor dp not work? I just had to move to two different sides just to find one that will charge my computer.

OMG:
The fucking drama! Advice to all first years starting to think about your living situation after Rez: Don't live with members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're in to that)!

Oh you might have rules and agreements not to date, not to do anything with the other person, to keep it in your pants, but after a while it all goes south.

People get hurt and your home becomes unbearable. Trust me.

OMG:
Theres this fat black guy with braces trying to talk to me about autocat. Only at UW, LOL

OMG:
There are so many hot guys in GEOG 101. The only reason I go to that class is for the cute boys.

OMG:
Waterloo Wireless Internet got hacked.

OMG:
To the girl in the hallway of the SLC quietroom: The quiteroom is across from you, shut up and get your butt in there if you want quiet environment, hallway isn't meant for you to sit and study. Also don't tell people to shut up when they're talking quietly outside of the quietroom.

OMG:
Did you know that Feds executives make $40 000? That's a fun fact!

OMG:
Telus and Bell STILL don't work mid day on campus. Wtf, get it together.

OMG:
Tim Horton's coffee tastes like burnt water :(.

OMG:
Dear cyclists, please USE the road/bike lanes especially on University. Your argument about how that is dangerous doesn't hold when you HIT pedestrians, especially during peak hours when everyone is trying to move every freaking where.

OMG:
The new EngFOC just got picked and quite frankly it looks like frosh week will be tainted again with inexperienced FOC, who clearly don't deserve it.

OMG:
It sucks when you're counting on caffeine to motivate you, only to find out your normal dosage doesn't give you superhuman concentration abilities anymore

OMG:
Everyone, use your damn brain sometimes. Because you're clearly not, or you're just lazy. Evidence?

-Whining about needing to know APA citing format
-Not showing up to class, and then insistently asking what's on the midterm or if someone can give you notes.
-Offering money over UWACE mail for lab reports
-Asking smple questions over acemail, like "What's the difference between marine and freshwater? It was mentioned a lot in the notes"... >_<

Seriously, all these things could be avoided by A: using your brain and looking them up, B: going to class, and C: having actual friends you can ask.

OMG:
Rob Ford?! What. The. Fuck.

OMG:
New E5 building HVAC system fail.. computer lab is struggling to keep it at 24degrees and it's set to 15. How are you supposed to study in a sauna?

OMG:
I just wasted the past few hours following that accounting thread. I'm going to fail cost.

OMG:
This site sucks

MOD'S NOTE: Haters gonna hate.

OMG:
Stat 371 is so fucked.

OMG:
I am surrounded by idiots, constantly telling me to do incredibly stupid things. Thank god UW is an educated relief from that...

Oh wait, it isn't...

OMG:
That new guy in Toronto is really fat. And he's pro marijuana!

OMG:
Perfect time to get sick: when you have four midterms in three days!

OMG:
I hate not being able to see all the old OMGs! Is there any way you can make some sort of archive.. or have an option to see more?

MOD'S NOTE: There is an "archive" tab to the right. It is under the submission box. Have fun!

OMG:
Thank you engineers for making Solar Car molds the shape of female parts.

OMG:
Why am I paying for imprint when I don't even read it?

OMG:
I feel like I'm the only one who goes to all their classes all the time and yet still does not know a single person.

OMG:
I love the "Invictus" poem in MC boys bathroom on 4th floor.

OMG:
Best OMGUW comment ever: "I call E5 star command"

OMG:
Been wanting a comprehensive listing of all microwaves on campus for awhile now. I know they're there in the SLC, psych lounge, enviro lounge, in the kitchen near the dean of arts office, histsoc... Where else are they?

OMG:
What's with everyone hating on first years? We are still new and adjusting to UW, so cut us some slack. You were once in our position too.

OMG:
Dear straight males, would you let your long term girlfriend put on a strap-on and have sex with you for one experimental night?

OMG:
I have learned alot in university. One of them being how to bend over while in the exam room.

OMG:
I hate it when a professor ends a 3 hour lecture late. 3 Hour lectures already get more class time then other classes, and some people have 10 minutes to get to their last class. If it's one or 2 minutes... fine. But 10? Not cool

OMG:
I just caught myself dancing around half naked singing along to Taylor Swift while singing into my calculator instead of studying for my stupid exam tomorrow morning.

I swear I'm a heterosexual male.

OMG:
I cannot wait until I save enough money for a boobjob!

OMG:
To the clowns who are throwing paper on the 10th floor of DP. Grow up.

OMG:
Does anyone have or know anyone with depersonalization disorder?

OMG:
The first years this year are SO whiney! All they do is complain about how much "work" they have. Welcome to university, if you can't handle it, goodbye!

OMG:
To the group of noisy people in the back of DC: I hope you all fail and drop out. Inconsiderate pricks.

OMG:
Things to do if you only have 2 hours left to you midterm exam and you haven't studied anything: Shove your headphones in your ears and relax.

OMG:
Not sure what's worse... seeing graffiti in the form of equations... or instantly recognizing it as the unbiased estimator of the population variance in stratified sampling?

OMG:
I hate being in groups with FOBs who can't speak or write proper English. Did you cheat the ELPE or something!?

OMG:
I used a banana as a sex toy!

OMG:
I met Justin Bieber backstage... and felt like a pervert.

OMG:
Someone should start a carpool website (or facebook group).
It could work similar to the UW Textbook Exchange group.

OMG:
Dp is packed by douchebags who are reserving their seats while they're in class. I walked from the 10th floor to the 3rd and could not find a single empty cubicle (that is, not beside someone). Picky, perhaps, but is it so much to ask for you to be courteous and bring your stuff with you when you study?

OMG:
The one thing I have learned at UW is to procrastinate. I can't stop.

OMG:
If you cough in DP 3-10 someone else will cough too. Try it now.

OMG:
Accounting should be its own faculty. I hate it when people make fun of Arts degrees and say my faculty is lazy and not going to get a job after grad. Bitch, I work at Deloitte and make more money now than you will 5 years after your graduation. Fuck you kindly.

OMG:
I have a problem that I've been fighting for 4 years while at university. I've made a Counseling appointment 3 times and canceled every single time. I wish I had the balls to admit my weakness.

OMG:
Looking at E5, exposed concrete is ugly.

OMG:
I don't have issues with sororites, they always seem to be bright and positive and never really have negative news coming out of them.
Fraternities on the other hand seem to have nutters flying out of the chicken coops.

OMG:
I've always wondered, how anonymous are the anonymous posters here? Never really used such a feature in my on blogs, so I wouldn't really know.

OMG:
My Dad kicked a UW goose today :O

OMG:
Why is Imprint so shitty? Sorry to say, but these writers need to find more interesting things to write about... Anyone else find themselves skipping right to the student comments/photo section or the like?

OMG:
I really like this girl and I want to spend more time with her but right now I don't know her well enough to just see her on my own. So right now the only way I can talk to her is by visiting my friend who knows her, but I feel like I am just using my friend to get to a girl. What should I do?

OMG:
I don't know how to cite anything in APA format and my prof expects that. First year sucks

OMG:
"Compilers are like boyfriends. Miss one little period and they go apeshit"

OMG:
Even though I usually don't have a problem with hearing a bit of music coming from someones headphones, this persons is the same Ke$ha song on repeat. WHY?

OMG:
Props to the awesome chick who started the WATER WATER WATER! LOO LOO LOO! chant at Campus Pizza on Friday :)

OMG:
Stupid froshes need to learn to STFU in the library during midterm time.

OMG:
I'm in the DC and on the table it says "Mark if you are a virgin" ! and there're only 7 marks bellow it !

OMG:
I like you Justin Bieber ringtone, Ms. University student on the 10th floor of DP.

OMG:
As soon as i'm done midterms, the weather is gonna start being shitty. :(

OMG:
Being horny with no boyfriend sucks.

OMG:
That's it. I'm going to say it. Oreo cookies suck. Fudgee-Os ALL THE WAY!

OMG:
I use "headache" as a synonym for "I'm disinterested, depressed and just want to go home".

OMG:
Have you ever noticed that when something comes via a car its called a "shipment", but when it comes via ship its called "cargo". Also whats up with parkway and driveway?

OMG:
My girlfriend is amazing, but she doesn't like cunnilingus. I love giving it, I know how to make a girl cum, and it's soo frustrating when she never lets me pleasure her.

OMG:
Anyone else ever go the that Asian Karaoke bar in University Plaza? That place is hilarious when under the influence.

OMG:
I really wish the light in this cubicle worked. No wonder it was the only free desk on 3rd floor!

OMG:
Midterm week is a really bad time to start playing minecraft.

OMG:
I want to go swimming, but I think this would be impossible for me, as there are only public places I can go. Being a pre op transsexual is difficult, as I can't live a normal life without fear of discrimination.

Its pretty hard to hide a dick under female swimwear. Its pretty hard to hide a pair of tits in male swimwear.

OMG:
3 wasted asians in front of the bubble tea shop. Who witnessed that?

OMG:
'Awesomesauce advice' is the shittiest thing i've ever read.

OMG:
Waterloo, how is it that you have failed me yet again! Internet access in your libraries is key to student success... Next time please consider this before deciding to over populate your campus without first upgrading your resources to manage the surplus. For, if you are unaware, this incredible increase has mutilated our internet services and produced phenomenal levels of frustration; staff and students alike...

OMG:
Leafs are starting to suck again.

OMG:
I didn't know people could play loud music in SLC :(

OMG:
My boss referred to me as "whitey" in a conversation with another employee. I fucking hate my job.

OMG:
Why does studying depress me so much?

OMG:
Just want to say, the washrooms on campus are so disgusting that it is safer for me to not wash my hands, and just sanitize them later.

OMG:
I charge your photocopies and prints based on how nice of a customer you are

OMG:
How much of my tuition money went into building E5 for the engineers?

This place redefines spare no expense. The floors might as well be made of platinum.

OMG:
How is it that everyone around me, though having the same things to deal with, midterms, studying, work, etc, I feel as though everyone has so little time on their hands compared to me, yet I can't actually bring myself to do some of even th most basic things required for my survival? I just don't have the will, how do I find the will that would allow me to?

OMG:
Props to the one kid who yelled "HEY SCIENCE HOW DO YOU FEEL?" upon seeing everyone stressed for the bio midterm. you made my day.

OMG:
Email sent to our entire class from the professor Friday night:

1. Who here is drunk tonight? (no, I am not; I just want to see if anyone posts back 'yes' with their name, lol)
2. If every post you make to facebook contains "FML" it may be time to seek help
3. I must.. stop... trolling... on OMG UW

That is all; enjoy the weekend or curse your midterms (I feel ok because 211 has no midterm)


MOD'S NOTE: If you are reading this professor, stop trolling. I am one of your student in 211. Guess who?

OMG:
Money is what people without talent use to keep score. - Jeremy C. Epworth

OMG:
"The purpose of these optional features is to help players merge and expand their social networks of trusted friends on Battle.net by making it easier to add real-life friends to their in-game friends lists. By default, these features are available and enabled on most Battle.net accounts, but you can easily opt out of any or all of them by managing your Battle.net privacy settings."

Thank you blizzard, for not pulling a facebook on my privacy!

OMG:
I HATE having a December birthday while in University. I'm in 4th year now and all 4 years I have had an exam the day after my birthday.

OMG:
My broken card reader all of a sudden started working again. I am confused, but I think it was the recent win7 update that fixed it. Either way, I no longer have dead hardware in my system!

OMG:
To my idiot roommate who put used condoms in my kitchen: that is fucking disgusting, and you better damn well clean your spilled cum up.

OMG:
Two chicks making out at ceasers thursday .... hottest thing ever!

OMG:
2nd time I've seen a prof using Wikipedia in his office.

OMG:
Didn't realize cheating on exams was so rampant at UW. Has anyone ever seen anyone get caught for cheating during an exam?

OMG:
More reliable than the GRT. Ouch.

OMG:
LOVE the new addition to the banner!

OMG:
Is anyone else being spammed by HAPN?

OMG:
What's everyone being for Halloween?

OMG:
That moment in your life, the one where you know you've hit rock bottom, is when you're staring at your computer screen and realized that you've composed a suicide note.

OMG:
Saw some guy walking aroud with a briefcase today, and all I could think was "Briefcase Wanker"! Damn The Inbetweeners!

OMG:
There are two doors on a bus for a reason.

OMG:
Imprint < toilet paper

MOD'S NOTE: Toilet paper is important!

OMG:
Seriously, who writes the 'The One I Gave my Heart to' serial article in MathNews? Not gonna lie, it's so damn creepy... whoever you are, the fact you are disturbed enough to have these thoughts frightens me.

OMG:
To the couple at dp who insist on continuously making out in the silent studies areas. Thanks! Everybody around you really loved hearing your disgusting kissing and slurping noises. GET A ROOM!

OMG:
To the guy who just sneezed all over the express computer in DP library without covering your mouth - thanks for making everyone sick and the keyboards on those computers so disgusting.

OMG:
If you think something related to IT sucks (Wireless, Phone Signal, Nexus, etc)... Report it here. Rather than just here.

OMG:
Dear SAFA: when you reject my OSAP appeal, please don't include reasons in the email which make it blatantly clear that you did nothing more than skim it before deciding. Your lack of professionalism is disgusting.

OMG:
I really don't understand why my OMG's never get published. They are valid, rational and informative statements in which I'm looking for other students opinion's on. Instead we get not one but five on some idiot in a gorilla suit. Go fuck yourself OMGUW.

MOD'S NOTE: What are some of the posts you have been submitting?

OMG:
The window when walking into DC is used as a mirror.. by everybody.

OMG:
To the guys behind me in 207, stop breathing so loudly. I get that you are whispering, but it is distracting.

OMG:
The office OMG update.

OMG:
I heard someone saying how we have rememberence day, but nothing for the civilians who die in the middle east. Heres something to think about, Rememberence day honors both the fallen and survivors of WWI, of which very few returned home. The death toll was so fucking high that it was incomprehensible to anyone of the time. The numbers in the middle east today, they are meaninglessly small in comparison. If the numbers there were as high as 10%, the percentage would still be lower. Learn some fucking history and respect.

JUst want to get the word out there that I never wash my hands after using the toilet (1 or 2). And I use the computer labs, and door knobs. So if you don't want to get sick, please, consider washing up before you eat after touching anything I've handled.

OMG:
Voting on Monday is so easy! All you have to do is swear on an oath! It's also easy to inform yourself with the power of the Internet.

OMG:
I like the blue, its nice.

OMG:
Last semester I was depressed and let it get the best of me. I was scared to come back this fall, but now I have a plan and I think I'm going to be okay. Thanks OMGUW for giving me a place to vent before. ♥

OMG:
Battlestar Galactica>Star Trek
You know this is true waterloo.

OMG:
I wonder if my TAs ever visit OMGUW?

OMG:
For all of you who have a class in 2017 MC tomorrow, just warning you I had hot passionate sex in there an hour ago :P

OMG:
Should i tell my boyfriend i have chlamydia? I don't want him to freak out and dump me :(

OMG:
People who clearly have no tolerance for students should NOT choose "Undergraduate Student Advisor" as a career path.

OMG:
I want to ride a horse to and from school, sadly, I don't think this would be feasible.

OMG:
There are too many fat people posts on here and I would like to add one too. There are a lot of fat people in the whole of North America, not just UW. In Europe, where I come from, you will see hardly any fat people. That is because our meal sizes are half the size of your regular mean here. We walk almost everywhere and we hardly consume any low fat or processed food. We have fresh fruit and vegetable vendors instead of Mcdonalds around the street corner. And we take time to eat, unlike here, where you would eat a meal in 2 mins. We take as long as an hour to finish a meal. It is not healthy to be fat.

OMG:
Anyone else in polisci 101 see the guy wearing a gorilla suit? I was dozing off looking around the class and tripped right out when I saw him lol!

OMG:
I study pure math and CS. I was talking to a drama student last night and I thought she understood the point I was making, but later it occurred to me that she probably didn't realize the significance of the missing base case.
I didn't realize at the time that I was relying so heavily on formal mathematical reasoning. I am such a nerd.

OMG:
All irony intended, people need to stop using omguw to complain about things!

OMG:
I've lost most, if not all, of my motivation for school and just kind of phone it in... badly at that.

OMG:
To the person dressed up in a gorilla suit walking around campus. Thank you for making my life average.

OMG:
Props to the guy in a full gorilla suit who sat down to dinner with a girl at Brubakers. Getting an early start to Halloween?

OMG:
Whoever did the Banksy-esque graffiti by the dumpster beside mongolian grill, nice work!

OMG:
It'd be nice to make friends with another chubby chaser, gay male or straight female. Anyone to talk about hot, larger men with.

OMG:
I hate being the one student who works really hard, but still can't get a B.

OMG:
To the guy in PSYCH 101, how can you not realize that the prof wants to strangle your neck.. stop talking already

OMG:
The Laurier library is empty. This is such an eerie feeling...back to DC!

OMG:
Religion is like cock. People have cocks, and not a problem without them. People can also be proud to have a cock. Just don't whip your cock out in public to boast about your size, and don't shove it down my kid's throat.

OMG:
Shut your mouth when you're in lecture! I'm sick of hearing you talk and not the professor. Please, if you need to talk with your friends, go outside! People take your education seriously. These are third/fourth year classes I'm talking about.

OMG:
All I need is a committed boyfriend for hot experimental college sex. come on uw, throw me a bone. (pun intended).

OMG:
People complain about ugly people. People complain about people trying too hard. Make up your mind people. You have to start somewhere!

OMG:
It's so good you guys all wore purple! You've made such a concrete, quantitative impact on gay rights! Chalk-up another win for activism!

OMG:
Has anyone heard of the Super-Secret Jobmine Glitch to see how many offers you have before Rankings are released? Is it real?

OMG:
To the person who snapped on UW-ACE about people asking about notes... awesome!

OMG:
In the middle of a "serious" video clip in 291, the XP logout sound made it that much more epic!

OMG:
All of the freaking SONA studies are Online right now. This is extremely inconvenient.

OMG:
I want some more cock in my life. Sadly, all the cock is either attached to a douchebag, or attached to someone who is taken.

OMG:
To people who smoke outside of DC. Fuck off.

OMG:
No racisms!
"Humans are better at recognizing individuals of their own race
than of other races."

OMG:
I suspect that all the 'PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR' signs on doors are part of some elaborate, campus-wide social experiment.

OMG:
The banner looks cool on the main page, but what about the others?

OMG:
To the guy who walked out of a midterm going "I don't want to seem like a jerk, but I think I did really well on that midterm." You're not a jerk. You're an obnoxious douche.

OMG:
Why can't people find a room to make out? The middle of the road isn't a room.

OMG:
What is with all the guys and wearing LuLulemon on campus?

OMG:
DC really needs more electrical outlets near the tables in the basement. Table space/chairs for 20 and 8 electrical outlets? Someone's math isn't adding up.

OMG:
While riding the bus home today I saw a guy walking down University Ave, taking pictures of the girls walking in front of him! Creepster!

OMG:
Guy in arbus with purple backpack: you look like someone dressed up as 'failed hipster' for halloween.

OMG:
Lost: Has anyone ever seen this usb key around?
I've been searching for it for over a month, it has so many sentimental memories and files..I'm running out of options to find it..
Any help would be appreciated.

OMG:
Human Physiology, fifth edition by Silverthorn references Pocari Sweat in Chapter 20. Freakin' WIN.

OMG:
I'm dumbfounded by all the people who think they are not eligible to vote because they are not "permanent residents" in this Region. If you have a roof under your head in the Region of Waterloo (and even if you don't as homeless people can also vote), Canadian and over 18, you CAN vote.

OMG:
I miss the time when I had time to read books for pleasure not school.

OMG:
The amount of people wearing purple today helped warm my stone cold heart. :) Thanks guys and gals and everyone.

OMG:
Dear person in SOCWK 300 who asked the prof to "please go over the process for finding online journal articles through the library":
If you haven't figured this out by your third year classes, you can ask at the library. That's why we have librarians. Stop wasting class time.

OMG:
Spent my entire class this morning on OMGUW... profs need to look into prereqs and stop reteaching material.

OMG:
I don't know if I should continue studying what I am in anymore. Sometimes, it feels like I'm wasting my time. Then again, I'm not sure if there's anything else particularly that I want to spend thousands of dollars studying. I'm afraid I'll end up regretting my choices after I graduate.

OMG:
I just failed the BIOL302 midterm. I think I'm going to vomit.

OMG:
I have my purple sweater and nail polish and eyeshadow... but I'm the only one? :(

OMG:
Dear housemate: Please close the bathroom door when you choose to take a piss!

OMG:
Anyone else notice the BEARZILLA link at the bottom of the page? What's the story behind that mods?

MOD'S NOTE: The MODS believe that Bearzilla is a serious problem.

OMG:
Does anyone else who doesn't have anything purple to wear today feel like an asshole?

OMG:
The Warrior's Women Golf Team won the Ontario Championship and the Men came second (that's what she said?). No positive steroid tests either ;)

OMG:
Psych prof is giving a lecture about psychologists and how they are all connected in one way or another, asking each other for advice and what not, "So who you gonna call?" and half the class responds with "GHOST BUSTERS!" lmao epic :P

OMG:
You wouldn't talk so much shit about fat people if you ever met someone with an eating disorder.

OMG:
E5 is so awesome, I really love the new computer lab in it! Too bad the entire building is closed after 6pm...including our new lab.

OMG:
Today in lecture, I giggled almost uncontrollably when the prof pronounced "skew" as "screw" and said "screw to the left, or screw to the right". I'm glad I haven't died emotionally being at UW yet.

OMG:
Please, If anyone finds a 3GS iphone, in a lime green case, that also can be used for a wallet. It has my Watcard, debt card, Health card and licence in it. If you are going to be a dick and keep the phone, please just return the wallet with all of my cards in it to the Engineering Office, but if you are going to be a really awesome person, please return everything. It would be really appreciated.

OMG:
I didn't know about purple shirt day until just now at 11pm... I need omg with my mornin' paper

OMG:
I used to stalk TFLN. Now I stalk OMGUW. :)

OMG:
Updates after a brutal midterm are the best.

OMG:
The banner is black and gold. It doesn't hurt my eyes so much. Thanks, Mods!

MOD'S NOTE: No problem :)

OMG:
I want the old colours back, the black and gold reminds me of school, and its kinda off putting here...

OMG:
Hey people complaining about others being loud in the libraries, here's a new thought: go up to them and tell them to STFU. Trust me I've done it many times and it works!

OMG:
I'm not against any religion, but I'd rather not have someone try to convert me to a different religion on the side of the street.

OMG:
Apparently passing a "library etiquette" test in first year is more necessary at this school than the ELPE. Just shut up- it's a library.

OMG:
I love how people come here to complain about the noise level in DP, telling people in front of them to shut up on a website where 1% of the school reads this. You are truly making a difference.

MOD'S NOTE: Actually, OMGUW has the attention of 5% of the school. :P

OMG:
Dear brown girls: so many of you are attractive, hardworking, and respectful of your body. You encompass the traits in what I see as the ideal partner. Too bad for ethnocentrism.

OMG:
Found: White Kingston USB key left in the CPH Multimedia Lab. Visit the Orifice to claim your property.

OMG:
Never rely on the GRT to get to an interview on time. Rookie mistake :(

OMG:
To all the people who complained to Moul and managed to get the whole class an extension on the book review...I have no idea what you guys said, but what ever it was thank you!!

OMG:
I feel kinda racist. I just made two asian friends. One was on purpose, and the other one was because I thought I was talking to the first one.

OMG:
John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory;
Normal Person + anonymity + audience = total fuckwad

OMG:
Found: a black wristband on the side walk of ring road near HH. Comment here to claim it.

OMG:
To the guy who had GEOG 101 today, your ringtone was hilarious.. gotta love "Party in the USA" good old miley

OMG:
To everyone who was being obnoxiously loud on the tenth floor of Dana Porter today, (ie. the guy eating the sandwich) I wish you would all jump out the window and die and leave me to study in peace.

OMG:
To the people in front of me speaking another language really loud on the sixth floor of the DP, and the girl screaming on her phone on the sixth floor of DP while eating food, shut the hell up! Thanks!

OMG:
I use chrome for speed, don't have firefox, and god submitting assignments through ace takes for fucking ever on IE...

OMG:
People need to be more considerate to those with allergies, don't wear scents, it makes it hard to breathe.

OMG:
To the stupid kid on the 6th floor of DP who has been clicking his loud mouse NON STOP for 15 minutes now... I'm pretty sure you're not doing schoolwork and it's really annoying to hear loud clicks 1-2 times a second for so long. Go home.

OMG:
No matter how you rationalize it, sucking someone's cock IS degrading.

OMG:
I overheard this girl telling her friend how her first year floormates were "faggots" because they were engineers who hung out with their don and attended events. Do people not get how hurtful this type of language is?

OMG:
Exam Relief is moving one of my two in a row exams 1 hour earlier or later. Yeah like that's going to help FML

OMG:
I am sick of transsexuals being lumped together with gays, lesbians, drag queens, and crossdressers. We can be any of those as well as being transsexual, but transsexuality in itself is entirely different.

OMG:
Cute upper year blonde girl in Earth Science, you 'rock' my world ;)

OMG:
My prof just spent his whole lecture writing on the white board in permanent marker. Best part of my day.

OMG:
I deleted a high school acquaintance from facebook because her status was something to the effect of "trusting I will do well because of God's plan and will...not mine!!! <3". Such foolishness. Goodbye.

OMG:
Jobmine is as nerve-racking as being 2 weeks late on my period

OMG:
You can tell it's exam time because the amount of OMGs just tripled.

OMG:
Mandlebrot died on the 15th, and as a lover of all things fractal, I cried.

OMG:
So who else read the morbid, disturbing article on the back page of MathNews...what the heck? First off, it's so descriptive I was physically uncomfortable while reading it.

I seriously am disturbed by whoever wrote it, but more prudently, why would MathNews ever even consider publishing this. Just because you receive an article doesn't mean you put in in your newsletter.

OMG:
UWACE not working, meanwhile everything I have due tomorrow morning requires it. So our school is known for CS...why?

OMG:
OMGUW is full of weed-smoking racist atheists who hate fat people, other faculties, Laurier, and people who manage to get laid. Also moderated by gay-friendly hipsters. The end.

MOD'S NOTE: You got the last part right! We are all hipsters who loves the gays. :)

OMG:
Thanks to the person (possibly a classmate?) who turned my wallet in to the box office in HH today :)

OMG:
Does anyone know if the fudge lady still has her stand in the SLC? If not, where can I find her?

OMG:
I wonder if sound fm would do better if they engaged the school more, the way Radio Laurier does. Last week they held a dirty bingo event sponsored by the Stag Shop.

OMG:
Inspired by an OMG, I tried to give a tip of the hat to a bus driver but I dropped the hat mid tip. We shared a look of shame and disappointment.

OMG:
Am I the only person who gets very insulted if I see the message “BAD SWIPE” when trying to use my watcard?

OMG:
When you are almost crying because you have to let go of your significant others hand just so you can go to class.... You honestly do NOT have it that bad. Try being across the country from your significant other. I understand what its like to say goodbye. I know. It sucks. But could you please stop rubbing it in my face?

OMG:
This site is starting to get really gay... not that there's anything wrong with that

OMG:
Why do people in DC silent study carrels always look up when people walk by? It's that more distracting? What's the point of going to the library then?

OMG:
I want to talk to someone from counselling services about my ADHD. I have never discussed this seriously with anyone else and I think it's time that I seek some help. My academic life is suffering from it and people are starting to notice my difficulty concentrating at work. However, I fear that ADHD is something that I'm stuck with and there isn't any form of effective treatment for someone like myself. Please tell me that I'm wrong. How has counselling services helped you out with your ADHD or ADD?

OMG:
Dear girls in ML Tim Horton's, I'd find your relationship break up/suicide sob story much more touching if you weren't yammering about it at a terrifying volume in front of 30+ strangers. I'm sure you like so wanted to die that you took 10 Advil with a shot of Jack, but for fuck's sake, I don't care. Show some self respect.

OMG:
Lost my favorite ring! In DC or AL, or somewhere in-between! gold band with white flowers! Baked reward!

OMG:
If you are already fat why do you eat fast food? I will NEVER understand this.

OMG:
Does anyone else think the hot vendor at the plaza is the nicest guy ever?

OMG:
Fall is so beautiful! Hate that we're all stuck inside prepping for midterms.

OMG:
To all the guys who think that relationships are a waste of time and that they'd rather spend it chasing pussy in clubs because that's just so much more exciting than fucking the same girl every night...it isn't true.

OMG:
To the girl with the skin tight purple shirt in 207, its cool that i cant see your bra under your shirt, but the clips on the back completely give it away.

OMG:
My friend walked around Kitchener in a banana suit. When asked what school she goes to she said Laurier.

OMG:
I just found out my roommate doesn't know how to cook to the point she lives off of cup ramen... My brain just exploded...

OMG:
It's time for young people to hear the truth about what happens after you graduate: The system is designed so that you don't get ahead. Only a select few, usually the very wealthy, will ever get ahead in the work world. Schools perpetuate the myth that if you work hard, you will be rewarded. This is a lie designed to keep people hoping and trying because, if they knew the truth, the system would collapse. Well, it's time to collapse the system.

OMG:
Only 26% of psychology grads are satisfied with their major!

OMG:
David Johnston has pew pew and binary on his coat of arms.

OMG:
I love how everyone can see straight into your room with the shutter open, and when your fooling around with your boyfriend you hear a knock on your door saying "if your in there, you might want to close your shutters"

OMG:
Life is not a contest. I am slowly learning that.

OMG:
Interesting to think that no matter how fat someone is, their bones are just as skinny as the next person.

OMG:
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love" - John 4:8

OMG:
If you're gay or lesbian or bi or trans, and you've ever read about a kid like Billy Lucas and thought, 'Fuck, I wish I could've told him that it gets better,' this is your chance.

MOD'S NOTE: Trust me, it does get better! ♥ from all of the MODS.

OMG:
Just found out that POETS stands for Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday. Wow!

OMG:
Whats with that thunder bolt ray gun shooting a rainbow in the title?

OMG:
To the girl on GRT with the weekly pill planner: hypochondria much? You'd be healthier if you quit taking all that crap.

OMG:
To the person who found my iPhone at DC and gave it to the circulation, thanks!

OMG:
Why does reading take so long? There must be a more efficient way to cram things.

OMG:
So REV had a street light party last night! Newsflash boys: green shirt does not mean girls all of a sudden become a piece of meat! :P

OMG:
I tripped while getting off the bus and tried to turn it into a little dance to seem cool. It ended up being much more awkward.

OMG:
I'm studying in DC and wanted to get a bottle of OJ to get some vitamin C to battle this cold I'm getting. The card swipe is broken. I ended up getting a Coke :(

OMG:
MODs, you should allow us to like or dislike comments written in response to OMG posts!

MOD'S POST: It is harder to do that than you think!

OMG:
To the dumb drunk girls fighting over a cab in the middle of the road on Westmount last night; thanks for the entertainment. Too bad the cab took off without you.

OMG:
Yes some people are very rude, I won't mention which race it was... but they fart near you and just laugh in your face because they think it's funny. VERY RUDE.

OMG:
Why does my suite mate have to come at 4 am in the morning and do dishes and as a result wake me up.

OMG:
I saw a guy give a tip of the hat to a bus driver to say thank you. I want to get a hat now.

OMG:
To the person who found my watcard and gave it to the turnkey desk:
Thank you.

OMG:
Protip to all you grocery shoppers out there: Central Fresh Market is awesome for meat.

OMG:
Why are there so many people smoking dope all over campus? I can always smell it.

OMG:
So... Laurier, UW or highschooler?

OMG:
Why does there seem to be such a stigma towards people who like to suck cock?

OMG:
Would anyone go to a "university of brampton"?

OMG:
Don't forget, this Wednesday (the 20th) wear purple in honour of the gay teens who killed themselves. I know it seems trivial to simply wear a colour, but maybe... some people on campus will see all the purple and know there are people out there who are like them and/or accept and support them. We could save a life UW!

OMG:
Jackass 3D - Sweet Cocktail = closest I've ever been to simply throwing up from looking at an image.

OMG:
The Region of Waterloo's cakewreck. Anyone care to explain?

OMG:
I had an interview off campus. I'm used to closing the door behind me in TC when leaving. I tried to do the same at this interview but apparently they needed to get out of the office to do their jobs. I thought I was just having trouble closing the door because it was jammed but it was one of the interviewers trying to pull it open. I could see the second interviewer come forward since the door wasn't completely closed so I smiled and gave him a shrug, still pulling on the door. He then said "um, we need to get out". I stopped struggling, awkwardly apologized for trying to lock them in, and speed walked away.

OMG:
Is it just me or is cabbage the most price-efficient vegetable out of them all. One lasts me as a side for like 8 meals.

OMG:
To person with sars in the SLC please wear a mask or at least cover your mouth when you decide to cough everywhere - your the reason why plagues spread.

OMG:
Anyone else see the guy freak out over his lab mark in CHEM 140L?

OMG:
Chatty girls in the front row in BIOL 483, SHUT UP. The prof is sick, and I can't hear her over your loud and constant "whispers".

OMG:
To the people sleeping on the couches upstairs in the SLC:
GO HOME. I hope someone steals yours stuff while you take up valuable space on campus doing nothing.

OMG:
Everyone here is too mature for me. Just once I wish someone else would giggle quietly when the prof uses bj to represent a vector.

OMG:
To whoever is cheering outside; keep it up, your spirit can be heard on the 7th floor!

OMG:
Jobmine is so terribly designed - if I'm ranked for a job, then either display all jobs in the same way or tell me right out whether or not I have an offer! Don't keep some jobs in the application section and remove others, leaving me to guess what it means!!! For a such a good CS school, we sure have crappy software design...

OMG:
Bike lanes provide cyclists with a false sense of security. Also, many cyclists do not understand the rules of the road because they are not required to do so (like graduated licensing for cars).

In conclusion, motorists and cyclists should be completely separated.

Lesson learned: The bike is not a feasible form of transportation in Canada where it is fucking freezing 6 months a year. If you cannot afford a car (which is why you are riding a bike, let's be serious) take the bus.

OMG:
To the annoying blond girl in MATH 135 poking people in the back of the head and constantly talking. You suck and shut the hell up. If you poked me in the head I would snap.

OMG:
I have been sleeping in POETS for the last 2 weeks and no one has noticed!

OMG:
Mods, would it kill you to correct people's poor grammar before publishing their posts? I know we're in Waterloo, but still...

MOD'S NOTE: We try our best to correct the grammar. Sorry! :3

OMG:
Learn how to wear suits! Some guys thought they were all cool by suiting up for "International Suit Up Day." How many times have you seen Barney(NPH) wear a backpack with his?

OMG:
Props to the Biol 342 prof for posting her lectures in podcasts. More profs should follow suit.

OMG:
New TTC Subway debut today *screeches like a girl*

OMG:
Everything could be so much simpler if we all just got along with each other.

OMG:
The other day I was in the study room at the SLC and found used condoms under the chair. Nasty.

OMG:
Is it just me or coming back to school after 8 months of co-op is incredibly hard?

OMG:
Do people get their grad pics done at school or do they get them done elsewhere?

OMG:
The Stats 202 midterm was so confusing.

OMG:
There's a girl in PHIL100 wearing her underwear over her jeans...not sure what to think about that.

OMG:
Girl in the back row of DC 1351 with your laptop plugged into a distant outlet. Your power-cord is at least a foot off the ground and is obstructing the path. Three people have tripped so far. Next time I hope your laptop smashes into many, many pieces

OMG:
Hey guy on the bus who saw the button didn't work when I wanted to get off. Thanks for being awesome and helpin' out. This campus could use more people like yourself. Friendly, alert, and thoughtful.

OMG:
First year accountants on the bus, I'm glad you can count because your literacy skills are problematic. "Lift handle to lower seat" - shouldn't be an issue.

OMG:
Has anyone in Biology 434 noticed that lectures are half over and we've barely covered any new content?

OMG:
Attention person on DP 3rd floor with the kettle. The next time I try and find a desk and see that you've tried to reserve one by plugging in your kettle and nothing else, I'm throwing it into the nearest elevator and taking your spot. You've been warned.

OMG:
I secretly love this school.

OMG:
To the one that spilt their lunch on their lap during GEOG 101 today, you made my day. that was hilarious. Right onto your pjs!

OMG:
Hey, I realized the grt buses are fucking disgusting because most of the people riding it trashes the buses while in service. It should be no surprise the mold thing happened.

OMG:
I see bikers carrying interesting things...like trying to roll a suitcase behind him while riding a bike. It was a large one too!

OMG:
I was supposed to have a phone interview today. I sat down next to my phone and waited for the call that never came. Obviously, being the dumbass that I am I didn't know that it was held in the Tatham centre. Can I say FML?

OMG:
Stop making s fucking mess of the washrooms in this school.

OMG:
To the guy in PSYCH 261: your mustache is awesome. You know who you are.

OMG:
Profs shouldn't be allowed to design exams if they do not have a basic understanding of english grammar.

OMG:
Mudie's forgot to keep making eggs and everything got backed up. It took me 15 minutes to check out. Pull it together guys, eggs are like supply depots, you have to constantly make more or you'll get bottlenecked!

OMG:
Caught someone masturbating in DP 5th floor bathroom. Guess mid-term studying was getting him down...or up?

OMG:
For the asshole on the iXpress 13/10/10 @ 7pm with the SLR camera. The next time I see you "secretly" taking pictures without people's consent, I will personally rip that camera off your neck and break the SD card. Then I will take a picture of you and post it all over campus as a warning to other bus goers.

OMG:
I want to drop kick the geese.

OMG:
Did anyone else see the white guy doing push ups next to a table of girls in dc on the weekend?

MODS:
Hey guys! It's been almost a month since school started! We hoped you had a great month back so far. We have been getting good, quality posts so far, so keep it up! We want to take this opportunity to open up the floor for the community to "chat". Talk about anything in the comments below, as long as it adheres to the rules. The MODS will be also be participating in the "chat", so you can also post any questions you have for the MODS as well! If this works out, we would like to make this a monthly event.

OMG:
To the guy that complained about noise in the silent study room, YOU ARE WIN!

OMG:
So many hot girls in the DP Cafe today, felt like I was at Laurier.

OMG:
At Waterloo, every day is Suit Up day.

OMG:
If you spell the word "yesterday" "yesturday," I don't want your course notes.

OMG:
Google is not a source, do not cite it. You can cite things found via Google search, but do not cite Google, I will deduct marks for this.

OMG:
Dear people who are in MATH 127 before me.. I am really sorry for standing over you as soon as your lecture ends to get a spot. The entire class always rushes for the front row, so seats are competitive :(

OMG: \
3 inches of panty sticking out of your granny jeans is kinda disgusting...

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The GRT needs to stop allowing their buses to become over capacity. Either run more routes, or stop letting the extra people on (in which case complaints to run more routes should make them do so anyway).

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Why did a police man come into Econ 102 looking for some girl?

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To the guy on the 13 bus towards UW at 8:15am. MOVE YOUR BAG OFF THE CHAIR! It's really rude to have kept it there all the way to UW when the bus was packed.

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A geese almost attacked me today. It's because I was walking around eating chips near the V1 green and accidentally dropped one, and some courageous bird ran after it, flapping its ginormous wings as it did so. I wish they just migrated already.

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I'm not a homophobe but doesnt it seem like theres a lot of gay people at this school or at least on this site? Not bashing at all, just sayin.

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I came out in high school. But since frosh week, I've kept it to myself. I'm in third year and wish I hadn't.

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I just learned today that Jello is made out of horses in my 4th year seminar class as we were way off topic, i am horrified but also skeptical

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If you want me to send you my notes via ACE, and you use an excuse like this, send pics or I don't believe you: "I fell and broke my knee on my way to class, I had to go back home and put on band aids to stop it from bleeding.."

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In DC, beside the main floor washrooms, there's a set of outlets on a red railing. How do people study there on the floor? Seriously, tell me how you do it...

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First night back after the break, and roommate all of a sudden realizes she's living in a prison sized double dorm room, and won't get that upper middle class beauty sleep like back home. Roll film... "We need to talk". Should have seen it coming.

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Holy shit there are some really fat people on this campus

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The majority of Canadians are overweight or obese (we’ll leave it at that and will not get into the disgusting statistics). This is not hard to believe after a visit to our university cafeteria or common restaurant (let alone the grocery store). As a twenty one year old female, standing at 5’4 inches I weigh 125 pounds. Although, I have a firm grasp on what I should eat. Today I was in the SLC looking for food. My choices for food were either: A teriyaki stir fry, covered in cooking oil and sauces with high calorie noodles, pizza pizza slice, pasta bar, pita pit (not bad), or salad bar, with only two options of low fat dressing, plenty of cheese and meat, and a smoothie station. Fair enough, the school gave us students a healthy option with the smoothie bar, pita pita (within reason! ) and the salad bar. Although, It cost me 8 dollars to get a pita, and 8 dollars to get a salad. Compare this with the temping $2.50 extra cheese slice from pizza pizza or the five dollar noodle stir fry from the teriyaki eatery. Understand, that I am thousands, and thousands, of dollars in debt. It is NOT EASY for me to choose an 8 dolour whole wheat vegetarian pita, over a warm sexy stir fry. We are setting ourselves up to fail. Students will more than likely chose the pizza. And perhaps for some of us now, with our metabolisms, are okay. Let the years pile on, and the shitty eating habits and EVEN more of the kids on campus will look like the few heavy weights waddling around.

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Cyclists: if you're going to classify yourself as a vehicle, obey the fucking rules of the road!

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Boy in mc: must you stand directly behind me while I am packing my bag up and wait for my specific seat when there are only 100 other ones in the lecture hall... before proceeding to slam your bag down the second i stand up and then run off to your friends who are sitting in the back? What the heck!

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Since the reno, the service in the ML cafeteria has gone from bad to unbelievably terrible. I don't think anyone behind the counter actually wants to work. Try ordering something when there is no one in line, that is, if someone bothers to stay behind the counter, 'cause then you'll be greeted with a pained "OMG, I have to work now" look

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There are sooo many hot AHS guys on campus this term. I feel so horny when I am surrounded by them in class. I want them to give me a bukake.

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Two midterms on the same day, pretty much back-and-front. Kill me now!

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When i'm nervous I procrastinate :(

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Happy Coming Out Week! :D

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After 6 years of being here, I am very tired of being around Asian people.

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Why can't i read the comments on this post 4715?

MOD'S POST: The MODS got several requests to take down and lock the comments on this post as the content got out of hand.

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Saw a guy driving one of the floats at the Oktoberfest Parade get arrested for DUI. God I love oktoberfest.

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Happy Thanksgiving! :)
I give thanks to OMGUW for providing me with free entertainment for hours and hours!

MOD'S NOTE: You're welcome!

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I can't believe the amount of racist comments that were made for a previous post I read. Wow UW, I thought we all were for multiculturalism. Pretty disappointing to see this in UW since there are so many people from so many places. Maybe if we give each other a chance?

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My female roommate shares the washroom with her female friend...at the same time. I find it weird because all they do is chat with the door closed...at least that's what I think.

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I'm asian and quite honestly, I don't like how international students from China are so spoiled with their Audis and BMW cars from their mom and dad. Not saying all, but it appears to be the norm.

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Marilyn Manson's real name is Brian Hugh Warner.

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Guys in my townhouse complex screaming and playing soccer in the parking lot at 5am... you're lucky the cops didn't get called

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Somebody asked for last year's CHEM 266L lab reports on uwace and is willing to pay for them. Lol

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Ninja Gotcha is getting intense. Watch your back, Science.

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Happy 100th binary day of the year!

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If I get below an 85, I feel like I failed, anything lower than an 80, and I know I'm struggling. Why is a 50 a pass in all the courses I can think of then?

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I'm pretty sure my boyfriends childhood best girlfriend's kinda in love with me, and during drunk nights I've made out with her,

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I haven't been on a date in 2 months. I am starting to feel ugly. I think it's time to hit up a new country or the gym.

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My roommate sings in the shower; I am going to go crazy!

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To the guy who found my dropped watcard and started frantically swiping it in the vending machines to get as much stuff as possible... You have been reported to the campus police, and I know your name since you live in my residence. Idiot.

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The 13 stops running at 8pm on Sunday, but 6pm on Saturday? What the fuck?

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I received my PhD in only 14 days after requesting one from Nippising! Sadly, UW wants me to still work through my undergrad in the same field before taking me on as a TA...

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The geese are back and theyre on the rooftops.

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There are lots of MCs in the form of "To the boy/girl in my ___ class." It doesn't really count as a MC if you see them on a regular basis and are in the position to make small talk to them.

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US taxes are like religion: We spend everything we have to convert or kill all infidels of our system.

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Don't forget to wear purple on October 20th to commemorate the recent suicides caused by homophobic bullying.

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Ladies - when you smile at a guy you don't know, what's going through your mind? (I don't mean dirty things - are you just being friendly, or do you think he's cute?) - Most girls don't do that, but it's a nice feeling once in a while when it does happen!!

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There are pirates running through waterloo park!