OMG: My first year chemistry teacher looked like a female version of Quentin Tarantino. Her big black curls scarred me for life.
Saturday, February 28
OMG: Wirex is a stupid club. How can you put posters around the school advertising the fact that you have some 3rd year student speaking about the financial crisis? You don't know shit about the financial crisis.
OMG: I like to browse through people who go to Waterloo on Facebook. What's weird is when I see these people in person and recognize them. After a while, I forget that I'm not supposed to know anything about them -- but I do.
OMG: I feel like everyone who buys coffee at Brubaker's and the library during roll-up-the-rim season is stupid. You could have just thrown away a chance at winning a car or $10 000!
OMG: I'm only in Eng to make my parents happy, and I think half my program is the same. Get ready for a generation of half-assed products once we graduate.
OMG: When I was in residence in first year, I saw my room mate (disgusting) the first day and didn't say a word to her the entire term, then switched rooms at Christmas.
OMG: I've hooked up with guys in the bathroom on the tenth floor DP, the bathroom in SCH, the upstairs bathroom in the SLC and a couple other places on campus.
OMG: I hate it when couples walk in front of you at very slow speeds. What I hate even more is when I can't listen in on their conversation as my consolation of being stuck behind them.
OMG: I am currently a don, but I realized that all my fantasies I had as a don was all wrong. I find my peers to be very bitchy, and it makes me sad.
Friday, February 27
OMG: My biology lab TAs can't speak English but I'd feel like a racist for asking them to repeat what they say.
OMG: Last October I kicked a goose like a football. I think it's the best thing I've done since I got to UW in 2005.
#101
Thursday, February 26
OMG: I secretly think that some people can hear other people's thoughts, and I try not to think about embarrassing things around them.
#100
OMG: I went to UW for one year and took an elective at Laurier. The grass was greener on the other side (mainly due to the lack of goose feces) and three years later - still is. I'm glad I made the switch; never before have I experienced such utter incompetence, lack of common sense and the worst staircases ever (see: SLC and Needless Hell).
#99
OMG: I hate that the major I have chosen is a complete joke. Speech Communication has taught me nothing and I feel dumber every time I sit in a SPCOM class. What's worse is that it is the only program of it's kind in Canada and even though I've tried to change schools, I can't because none of my credits will transfer.
#98
OMG: I was in Health Services today and overheard a guy and a girl talking about the best places to grow pot around the campus area.
#97
OMG: I went into Health Services last week, and the doctor there practically wrote me a prescription without even asking what was wrong. He told me he sees so many depressed students a day. This scares me. What kind of doctors do we have around here who would just, dare I say, push anti-depressants?
#95
OMG: Students here seem to be the rudest I have ever met. I have never been bumped into without an apology so often or had so many doors closed in my face. Oh and the odd thank you doesn't hurt either.
#93
OMG: Why do we still go by the stupid "WHY NOT?" slogan? I wonder if I could plausibly skip a midterm and justify it with the discourse of the slogan.
#92
OMG: Why is there always a long line-up to get into Caesar's?! It's not worth the wait and it looks like shit inside.
#91
OMG: People ask me "why didn't you apply to Western?!" I applied to Waterloo and not Western because I'm not a total cock!!
#90
OMG: Asians are the worst tippers ever, servers hate taking their tables because they seem to think 10% is good! As both a server and an an Asian it's embarrassing to admit - but it's true!
#89
OMG: I rarely wash my hands in public bathrooms because I know the taps are way more dirty than my penis.
#88
OMG: I wish that the imprint would bring back missed connections. Yes, they were superficial and sometimes degrading, but boy were they decadent.
#87
Wednesday, February 25
OMG: Waterloo made me racist against my own race... damn antisocial Asians.
#86
OMG: People who get on an over-crowded bus at UW, just to get off at UWP, drive me insane! The reason you live in res is so you can be close to campus and NOT need to take a bus!
#83
OMG: I hate that what used to be B2 green is just a big hole, and I hate those gates and all the construction! That spot is just not safe for students to be.
Plus its annoying as crap to have to walk through MC to get to the SLC.
#82
OMG: To all the people that like to hang out in DC library and have loud conversations (especially in the silent area) - what the hell is your deal? Go away.
#81
OMG: I love the co-op program and how they lie and make excuses for everything. Field Co-ordinator visits? I paid $500 for what exactly? I found my own job 3/5 times. I love the stats on employment rates too...
#79
OMG: People need to stop commenting about winners of the student government at UW. Only something like 15% of students voted. Student government evidently has little influence on us.
#78
OMG: I was in Mongolian grill yesterday for dinner and it got surrounded by 5 cop cars. Turns out a depressed prof made some violent comments about students and the owner called 911.
#77
OMG: My friend won a position in undergrad senate, I wish she didn't, not because I wanted it ( I didnt run) but because I know she is not going to do a good job.
#76
OMG: People who get off the bus in one of those mass exoduses and then STALL EVERYONE'S MOVEMENT by stopping, mid-walk to talk on their phones should be brow-beaten into submission.
#74
OMG: To the Asians who sit in lectures playing StarCraft and watching Anime - why even go to lecture at all?
#72
OMG: It really scares me some of that some people who won seats in the undergrad council are first years, I am sure they are brilliant, but do they really have enough experience to represent the whole of Arts?
#71
OMG: The Tim Hortons at the SLC makes me so angry. How bad is it that the school that prides itself on its science, math and engineering can't even form a line properly?
#70
OMG: I've gone home with, hooked up with, and booty called by a lot of random guys. When I see them around campus its always really awkward, and then really depressing.
#69
OMG: People need to stop buttoning up all their suit buttons at TC/Career Services. That's not how you wear a suit.
#68
OMG: We've been an 'us' for three years, but I'm still afraid either you or I will end up like my father, screwing a tart 20 years later just because you can.
#65
OMG: I hate first years who frown upon third-years who don't sleep/study enough. You try shoving 6 hours of work, 4 lectures, breakfast, lunch, dinner, a movie, a shower and a BJ in one day!
#64
OMG: Napoleon Dynamite was right, I only want a boyfriend who has great skills (like burping the alphabet or making bread).
#62
Tuesday, February 24
OMG: I hate being stuck behind someone who insists on using the wheelchair button on the DC doors when they aren't in a wheelchair.
#60
OMG: I couldn't focus on my midterm last week because both my TAs were hot as hell and I had to take the time to imagine them doing X-rated things. This is rare - I'm in engineering.
#58
OMG: I haaaaaate the people that talk in Dana Porter. Hint - people go there to study because it's supposed to be quiet... quit ruining it! If you want to have a conversation, go to the SLC or something.
#57
OMG: I flirt like mad with one of my profs, and I'm afraid to tell her I'm gay in case our flirtation is going to boost my mark.
#56
OMG: All my friends think I'm a player, but I've only slept with one person in my life. I don't correct them because I like the props I get.
#55
OMG: In my very crowded exam the girl next to me farted (very loudly) and filled my nose with stench. Needless to say it was very hard to concentrate...
#54
OMG: The girl across me just picked her wedgie and then smelled her hand with a puzzled look on her face.
#52
OMG: Why does UW not shovel/plow the snow properly? I have fallen at least once every winter term I've been here!
#51
OMG: I'm in third year English Lit & Rhetoric and I haven't finished a required novel since first term first year.
#50
OMG: I have stolen baked goods from the cafe in the Dana Porter library. Its easy to do. I don't feel guilty because everything there is ridiculously overpriced.
#46
OMG: She's probably reading this over my shoulder, but the girl beside me in class keeps picking her nose and flicking it.
#45
OMG: I hate when people don't hold the door open for others... Come on, where are you manners? I get it, were all busy students, but take a second out of your day to open the door for someone.
#44
OMG: I tried to get involved with some volunteer activities on campus- I felt like I was back in high school. I guess I'm just meant to be the awkward girl.
#43
OMG: I actually think some of the people in the fraternities and sororities are really great people but in person I pretend to hate the organizations because my friends think they're wrong.
#42
OMG: This girl beside me was talking to her bf while peeing. she told him to hold on while she grabbed toilet paper.
#40
Monday, February 23
OMG: Flirting with your History instructor - clearly wrong. Flirting with your power skating instructor on the other hand...
#39
OMG: My roommate buys aerosol at the CampusTech store. But he doesn't use it to clean his keyboard.
#38
OMG: I volunteer for an "accepting" club on campus and have encountered the most ignorant, rude people I have ever met.
#37
OMG: I hate people who get mad when you go on facebook in class... I pay enough money I'll bring my laptop and go on facebook if I want to.
#36
OMG: I had sex with my old room mate and best friend. We've kept it a secret from all of the inner circle. No one suspects.
#35
OMG: I once overheard a girl talking in the health center about hooking up with a guy I hooked up with, and how she did not like his crazy girlfriend. This was the exact same conversation I have had with my friends... I guess he's got that magic something.
#34
OMG: Put your fucking hand down in class asshole... You might like to hear yourself talk, but I don't!
#33
OMG: I had diarrhea last month thanks to a horrible flu. I slightly pooped my pants during an ironically dry lecture and I'm pretty sure the people beside me knew the feces stench was coming from my direction.
#30
OMG: I'm gay, and two weeks ago my best friend accidentally outted me to my mom. My mom is still waiting for me to bring it up.
#29
OMG: I've had entirely enough of this landscaping summer job crap. Get out of our SLC, off our streetlights... I was even accosted in Galaxy cinemas. I dont care about your 100-500$ a day crap.
#28
OMG: There is a lot of sexual tension between me and my room mate, but I feel like having sex with her would make our living situation very awkward.
#27
OMG: I am soo sick of the people who decide it's OK to eat stinky curry in the middle of a lecture. Gross
#25
OMG: I realised today that the beginning of Roll-Up-The-Rim season is the most exciting thing to happen to me in five months.
#24
OMG: 90% of my work day is spent between emailing friends, on facebook, or reading blogs. The other 10% is spent figuring out how to get away with doing that for 90%
#22
Sunday, February 22
OMG: I have actually sat through an entire class and just thought about doing my TA and prof.
#21
OMG: I made my 16 year old sister buy High School Musical 3 for me because I'm slightly ashamed of my obsession.
#20
OMG: I just spent 500 dollars on a new Blackberry because I lost my old one, and can't live without it for more then a day.
#17
OMG: I stepped on my housemate's cat, pretty hard too, by accident. Later, she was asking why the cat was yeowling and I said the cat got into the garbage and was sick. The cat ended up getting yelled at.
#12
OMG: The University of Waterloo needs some arcitictural improvement. The whole campus is not attractive or inviting
#9
OMG: I will ask the hot waitress out one day. Every time I'm there I can't help but watch her and flirt. I wonder if she finds me creepy.
#8
OMG: Although I congratulate myself for choosing a noble field of study/work, sometimes I wish I'd chosen something more selfish.
#6
OMG: Everytime I walk through a building and don't hear English, Waterloo makes me a little more racist.
#5
OMG: I accidentally spilled beer on someone I meant to say hi to in Phil's. And I was glad I covered her in beer rather than had an awkward conversation.
#4
OMG: I skipped out on a two dollar bar tab at Ethel's. Free tacos are even better than cheap tacos.
#2
OMG: This reading week in MC I saw a mathie with his hand up a girls skirt -- and the part that shocked me was a girl in the math building.
#1
Saturday, February 21
OMG: I leave pieces of chewed gum on the chairs in the great hall of the SLC, but I'm always kind of afraid one of my friends will sit on it.
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